𝕿𝖚𝖗𝖉 𝕱𝖊𝖗𝖌𝖚𝖘𝖔𝖓
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We are the only ones who can save us
Fix your heart or die
Hail Satan
There are no nazis in Valhalla
Death to MAGA
Death Death to the IDF
We are the only ones who can save us
Fix your heart or die
Hail Satan
There are no nazis in Valhalla
Death to MAGA
Death Death to the IDF
If you see this, post a vampire that isn’t Dracula
January 7, 2026 at 5:03 PM
If you see this, post a vampire that isn’t Dracula
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uhhhhhhhhhh
Either Super7 doesn't have enough Online people, or they absolutely definitely do
Either Super7 doesn't have enough Online people, or they absolutely definitely do
January 7, 2026 at 3:41 PM
uhhhhhhhhhh
Either Super7 doesn't have enough Online people, or they absolutely definitely do
Either Super7 doesn't have enough Online people, or they absolutely definitely do
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I did think it was strange how Frank Herbert was constantly making the point that for almost 6000 years Duncan Idaho enjoyed the bold smooth taste and low tar content of Tareyton cigarettes… the dual filter cigarette.
reading moby-dick and getting brainwashed by Big Spermaceti
January 7, 2026 at 4:05 PM
I did think it was strange how Frank Herbert was constantly making the point that for almost 6000 years Duncan Idaho enjoyed the bold smooth taste and low tar content of Tareyton cigarettes… the dual filter cigarette.
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Hope he falls in Lake Superior
Gregory Bovino, the senior official in the United States Border Patrol, is in Minneapolis.
Minneapolis doesn't border shit.
Also, his wiki says he was born in 1969 OR 1970? What's that about?
Minneapolis doesn't border shit.
Also, his wiki says he was born in 1969 OR 1970? What's that about?
January 7, 2026 at 4:35 PM
Hope he falls in Lake Superior
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Dad, I’m gay
January 7, 2026 at 4:09 AM
Dad, I’m gay
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my eyes
January 7, 2026 at 4:10 AM
my eyes
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This is one of the most mortifying things I’ve ever seen
Here's the clip of Tony Dokoupil ending tonight's broadcast by absolutely gushing over "ultimate Florida Man" Marco Rubio.
January 7, 2026 at 4:37 AM
This is one of the most mortifying things I’ve ever seen
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"Aura the Guillotine was barely in Frieren. Why is she still in so much fan art?!"
"She's a farmer."
"What?"
"And she farmed so much of it!"
"Oh no. Don't you dare—"
"Aura farmer!"
"I hate you."
"She's a farmer."
"What?"
"And she farmed so much of it!"
"Oh no. Don't you dare—"
"Aura farmer!"
"I hate you."
January 7, 2026 at 2:57 AM
"Aura the Guillotine was barely in Frieren. Why is she still in so much fan art?!"
"She's a farmer."
"What?"
"And she farmed so much of it!"
"Oh no. Don't you dare—"
"Aura farmer!"
"I hate you."
"She's a farmer."
"What?"
"And she farmed so much of it!"
"Oh no. Don't you dare—"
"Aura farmer!"
"I hate you."
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Oh, wow. 2025 in a nutshell.
January 7, 2026 at 2:58 AM
Oh, wow. 2025 in a nutshell.
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(cop about to retire voice) i'm just one good post away from verification
January 7, 2026 at 3:01 AM
(cop about to retire voice) i'm just one good post away from verification
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"I'm afraid you have... Protagonitus."
"Is that bad?"
"It means everything significant in the world will end up revolving around you in some way."
"That sounds kind of cool, actually."
"Have you LOOKED at the world lately?"
"Oh. Right."
"Yeah. This is on YOU to fix."
"FORK."
"Is that bad?"
"It means everything significant in the world will end up revolving around you in some way."
"That sounds kind of cool, actually."
"Have you LOOKED at the world lately?"
"Oh. Right."
"Yeah. This is on YOU to fix."
"FORK."
January 7, 2026 at 2:38 AM
"I'm afraid you have... Protagonitus."
"Is that bad?"
"It means everything significant in the world will end up revolving around you in some way."
"That sounds kind of cool, actually."
"Have you LOOKED at the world lately?"
"Oh. Right."
"Yeah. This is on YOU to fix."
"FORK."
"Is that bad?"
"It means everything significant in the world will end up revolving around you in some way."
"That sounds kind of cool, actually."
"Have you LOOKED at the world lately?"
"Oh. Right."
"Yeah. This is on YOU to fix."
"FORK."
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Max Sunderson (REUPLOAD)
January 6, 2026 at 11:16 PM
Max Sunderson (REUPLOAD)
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Stock up on Onion-branded family heirlooms so your loved ones will have something to pry from your cold dead hands. https://store.theonion.com/products/bald-eagle-tired-of-everyone-just-assuming-it-supports-war-headline-t-shirt?variant=43836488646725
January 6, 2026 at 11:30 PM
Stock up on Onion-branded family heirlooms so your loved ones will have something to pry from your cold dead hands. https://store.theonion.com/products/bald-eagle-tired-of-everyone-just-assuming-it-supports-war-headline-t-shirt?variant=43836488646725
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We Made This Cilanto Averse Child Predator Eat The World's Most Authentic Street Taco
January 6, 2026 at 8:38 PM
We Made This Cilanto Averse Child Predator Eat The World's Most Authentic Street Taco
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Gender is a big way colonialism wove itself into people's identities
Under colonialism, a (white) "man" is someone who builds a house on someone else's land, keeps his wife & kids there as property, & uses violence to "protect" them (from the ppl who's land he stole); every man a king in his home
Under colonialism, a (white) "man" is someone who builds a house on someone else's land, keeps his wife & kids there as property, & uses violence to "protect" them (from the ppl who's land he stole); every man a king in his home
kind of darkly funny that "gender studies" is the stereotypical "useless degree" because gender studies will help you understand a large and important chunk of the current psychosis in american life
January 6, 2026 at 8:43 PM
Gender is a big way colonialism wove itself into people's identities
Under colonialism, a (white) "man" is someone who builds a house on someone else's land, keeps his wife & kids there as property, & uses violence to "protect" them (from the ppl who's land he stole); every man a king in his home
Under colonialism, a (white) "man" is someone who builds a house on someone else's land, keeps his wife & kids there as property, & uses violence to "protect" them (from the ppl who's land he stole); every man a king in his home
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Understanding How The January 6 Riot Unfolded
Honoring National Insurrection Day: ‘The Onion’ Looks Back On Jan. 6
theonion.com
January 6, 2026 at 8:45 PM
Understanding How The January 6 Riot Unfolded
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NEW COMIC: Diet Buddies
(inspired by our new puppy)
(inspired by our new puppy)
January 6, 2026 at 8:46 PM
NEW COMIC: Diet Buddies
(inspired by our new puppy)
(inspired by our new puppy)
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The most lib possible Brit quip is "everything started going wrong when Bowie died" and the ten year anniversary is this weekend so BRACE YOURSELF. It's WAY more libbed up than "everything was great when the 2012 Olympics opening ceremony was on".
January 6, 2026 at 9:14 PM
The most lib possible Brit quip is "everything started going wrong when Bowie died" and the ten year anniversary is this weekend so BRACE YOURSELF. It's WAY more libbed up than "everything was great when the 2012 Olympics opening ceremony was on".
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NASA Discovers Distant Planet With Conditions That Could Sustain Rocks https://theonion.com/nasa-discovers-distant-planet-with-conditions-that-could-sustain-rocks/
January 6, 2026 at 9:15 PM
NASA Discovers Distant Planet With Conditions That Could Sustain Rocks https://theonion.com/nasa-discovers-distant-planet-with-conditions-that-could-sustain-rocks/
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this article is a good example of what i mean — literal kids work the orchards where the bulk of our oranges/lemons are grown, earning a piece-rate that can work out to less than minimum wage, and i genuinely don’t know what you or i can do about it even if it disgusts us. that’s shame
January 6, 2026 at 4:46 PM
this article is a good example of what i mean — literal kids work the orchards where the bulk of our oranges/lemons are grown, earning a piece-rate that can work out to less than minimum wage, and i genuinely don’t know what you or i can do about it even if it disgusts us. that’s shame