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Storyteller, writer, editor, content marketer, consultant & presenter. In short: professional pedant, prattler & procrastinator. AVAILABLE FOR WORK.
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Amused that Trump's lawyers really sent the legal letter to:
BBC Television Centre,
London W12 8QT.

I wonder if they included a self addressed envelope for a reply and called 018118055 to confirm receipt.

www.thelondoneconomic.com/politics/tru...
November 11, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Well, there goes Trump’s defence that, despite spending hours with her, Giuffre is on record saying he never did anything wrong.
To be very clear, Virginia Giuffre was made to say she mistakenly identified Alan Dershowitz as one of the people who sexually abused her. Here is the proof from this week's Epstein files dropped by the House Oversight Committee.
November 15, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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November 15, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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November 14, 2025 at 11:59 AM
If any of these investigations make it to court, the discovery process is gonna be Trump’s worst nightmare.

Really not sure he’s thought this through.
Instead of just releasing the Epstein files, Trump ordered the DOJ to investigate Democrats and AG Pam Bondi is complying.

Are they setting up a pretext to block the release by arguing the files are now part of an active investigation? I’m not saying that would work, but he’s desperate to block.
November 15, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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I meet adults who are frustrated by the inability of young people to google things how we did at their age, seems to be from losing touch with how it's all trash now. our lives either don't need it as often or we take for granted we gradually learned to work around slop as it festered

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December 29, 2024 at 12:24 AM
November 13, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Of course, Epstein being a self-aggrandising monster, there’s always the possibility that, with Trump as Prez, he saw an opportunity to get closer to other powerful people by claiming to have an in with him.

This isn’t a reason to dismiss the emails. It’s why we need all Epstein files released.
NEW: In text messages from 2017, Jeffrey Epstein seemingly represented himself as positioned to pass information from the Trump White House to Bill Gates through an intermediary, claiming intimate knowledge of Trump’s views in an exchange with a Gates adviser.
Jeffrey Epstein Claimed Intimate Knowledge of Donald Trump’s Views in Texts With Bill Gates Adviser
In text messages from 2017, Jeffrey Epstein seemingly represented himself as positioned to pass information from the Trump White House to Bill Gates through an intermediary.
www.wired.com
November 13, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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November 13, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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November 12, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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I love this.
November 12, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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Fortunately, I already figured out the plots of the next several Toy Story films
November 12, 2025 at 1:27 AM
The thing that really bugs me about this is the inference that all Bond movies until now exist in the same logical continuity. The Bond of Dr No is the same Bond of No Time to Die.

That’s demonstrably not the case. Casino Royale was clearly a hard reboot, and there have been plenty of soft reboots.
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”

Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:

“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."

radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 12, 2025 at 11:12 PM
You gotta find room for all those unsold copies of Fetterman’s memoir somewhere.
Local Barnes & Noble used to have an entire wall for graphic novels. They closed for three months, reopened today and have… One small bookcase.
November 12, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Ooh a balance patch that for once doesn’t look like it’s gonna nerf my current fave deck but possibly nerf my most frustrating matchups!
Blizzard just posted a teaser for Patch 34.0.2, releasing tomorrow! It's a big balance update with changes to multiple formats. Here are the teasers for Standard (16 nerfs) and Wild (2 nerfs). Sadly, it looks like no buffs. Learn more: www.hearthstonetopdecks.com/hearthstone-... #Hearthstone
November 12, 2025 at 8:15 PM
To give Leavitt the ability to hide behind this answer, obvs.
Follow Up: Why was this being discussed in the situation room?
Q: "Why are White House officials…meeting with Rep. Boebert in an effort to try to get her to not sign this petition calling for the release of the [Epstein] files?"

Leavitt: "I'm not going to detail conversations that took place in the situation room."
November 12, 2025 at 8:08 PM
As if Epstein wasn’t already a monster, he also types multiple spaces after each period.
"THIS IS NOT WHAT I DO." - Epstein, after suggesting that he will "pass on" a proposal if the redacted party on the other side of the email wishes him to do so
November 12, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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Zadie Smith.
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November 12, 2025 at 8:55 AM
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"And James Bond, who did NOT die"
November 11, 2025 at 12:49 PM
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small domino: Joyce Carol Oates says that Elon Musk doesn't watch enough movies

big domino: we have to live in a world where Robocop is real
in a long life filled with saying stupid shit this is may be the stupidest shit he's ever said
November 11, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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SUPERB and angrily unvarnished response, by former BBC chairman, Lord Patten.

"I don't think that we should allow ourselves to be bullied into thinking that the BBC is only any good, if it reflects the prejudice of the last person who shouted at it." ~AA
November 10, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Now THIS is a campaign I can get behind!
November 10, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Ah yes, Killraven - another from the Zardoz school of sci-fi fashion.

(Although I just checked and Zardoz came out 1 year AFTER Killraven’s 1st appearance!)
November 9, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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Got these new trainers today but I can't get it out of my head that they look like fuckin DC Tosh Lines from The Bill
November 9, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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Front loader washing machine: Excuse me, you appear to have left something in your pockets, so I've delicately balled it up for you.

Top loader:
a cat is sitting on a toilet and playing with a roll of toilet paper .
Alt: A cat is sitting on a toilet and playing with a roll of toilet paper, creating a mess of paper strewn everywhere.
media.tenor.com
November 7, 2025 at 11:44 PM