Ben Gardner's Floating Head
@kimkarma.bsky.social
New Englander with an accent.
I love audiobooks and read mostly scifi and fantasy.
I follow politics and vote blue.
Knitter, spinner, occasional weaver.
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I love audiobooks and read mostly scifi and fantasy.
I follow politics and vote blue.
Knitter, spinner, occasional weaver.
🇺🇦
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The White House knows they can call the press names, denigrate reporters, all of it — because those same reporters and mainstream outlets are in on the scam. They get access and scoops and book deals and career advancement by cozying up to the people who publicly abuse them. They don’t care.
December 1, 2025 at 12:49 PM
The White House knows they can call the press names, denigrate reporters, all of it — because those same reporters and mainstream outlets are in on the scam. They get access and scoops and book deals and career advancement by cozying up to the people who publicly abuse them. They don’t care.
Enjoy your day!
November 27, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Enjoy your day!
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To be clear Lizza’s story is that Nuzzi sat on important matters of national significance for personal benefit and he’s sat on these details until he could personally benefit.
All of DC media needs to be thrown into the sea. Anyone who defends these people is a goddamn clown.
All of DC media needs to be thrown into the sea. Anyone who defends these people is a goddamn clown.
November 26, 2025 at 10:17 PM
To be clear Lizza’s story is that Nuzzi sat on important matters of national significance for personal benefit and he’s sat on these details until he could personally benefit.
All of DC media needs to be thrown into the sea. Anyone who defends these people is a goddamn clown.
All of DC media needs to be thrown into the sea. Anyone who defends these people is a goddamn clown.
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This is wild. I love it.
He said "Amen" straight into the drop
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
November 22, 2025 at 3:16 AM
This is wild. I love it.
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at the what
Trump's playlist includes the Undertaker's theme before his remarks at the McDonald's Summit
November 17, 2025 at 11:33 PM
at the what
How I cackled at this 😂.
Today I saw three kids -- boys, maybe 12, 13, 14 years old -- riding bikes, and they were holding fishing poles and one had a bucket, and they said "hello!" as they passed. Then I, a Normal Adult, yelled after them, "Looking for Ray Brower down by the train tracks?" and they uhh rode away faster.
November 17, 2025 at 8:57 PM
How I cackled at this 😂.
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I beg you to read this thread but only if you promise to read all the alt texts
THREAD. A collection of photographs of excellent sheep I have met on walks.
You will find the captions to each photo in the alt text.
You will find the captions to each photo in the alt text.
November 15, 2025 at 2:31 PM
I beg you to read this thread but only if you promise to read all the alt texts
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just checking are there any rich powerful white dudes not in these emails
November 13, 2025 at 12:44 AM
just checking are there any rich powerful white dudes not in these emails
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Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
November 12, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
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lmao get fuckeddddddddd
November 12, 2025 at 7:38 PM
lmao get fuckeddddddddd
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We’ve completed this cycle in less than a week this time:
![We're so back
[arrows going back and forth]
It's so over](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:gvda6fem6r7selm4gzjjww4a/bafkreiesgdduvvdftduvq4oo5ftikuqzlipsym5mkh7le6nyjl4wyfsnnu@jpeg)
November 11, 2025 at 11:14 PM
We’ve completed this cycle in less than a week this time:
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I've said it before: everything giant pandas do makes more sense if you imagine they are six drinks in on a Friday night.
But I feel like we haven't fully celebrated their triumphant return. See, the giant panda (Ailuropoda melanoleuca) is no longer Endangered.
A conservation success story!
But I feel like we haven't fully celebrated their triumphant return. See, the giant panda (Ailuropoda melanoleuca) is no longer Endangered.
A conservation success story!
a panda bear is sitting on a wooden platform with toys
Alt: a panda bear is sitting on a wooden platform with toys, it barrels through them, falls, and manages to roll down every part of the stairs, as if on purpose. Just agent of chaos behavior.
media.tenor.com
November 9, 2025 at 3:04 PM
I've said it before: everything giant pandas do makes more sense if you imagine they are six drinks in on a Friday night.
But I feel like we haven't fully celebrated their triumphant return. See, the giant panda (Ailuropoda melanoleuca) is no longer Endangered.
A conservation success story!
But I feel like we haven't fully celebrated their triumphant return. See, the giant panda (Ailuropoda melanoleuca) is no longer Endangered.
A conservation success story!
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Happy Four Seasons Total Landscaping Day for all who celebrate! 😂
a man in a suit and tie stands in front of a podium that says " all the networks "
Alt: Rudy raises his eyes and hands to the sky as he stands in front of a podium and says "all the networks"
media.tenor.com
November 7, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Happy Four Seasons Total Landscaping Day for all who celebrate! 😂
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Let it unleash a thousand memes.
I call this one: "Donald Trump stands idly by while the American economy passes out in a corner."
I call this one: "Donald Trump stands idly by while the American economy passes out in a corner."
November 6, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Let it unleash a thousand memes.
I call this one: "Donald Trump stands idly by while the American economy passes out in a corner."
I call this one: "Donald Trump stands idly by while the American economy passes out in a corner."
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Trump Regime Thanksgiving Shutdown:
You have no food
You can't fly home to see your family
We might detain you while you're out shopping
If you find a Turkey, it has Bird Flu
You have no food
You can't fly home to see your family
We might detain you while you're out shopping
If you find a Turkey, it has Bird Flu
November 4, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Trump Regime Thanksgiving Shutdown:
You have no food
You can't fly home to see your family
We might detain you while you're out shopping
If you find a Turkey, it has Bird Flu
You have no food
You can't fly home to see your family
We might detain you while you're out shopping
If you find a Turkey, it has Bird Flu
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You gotta admit, NYC electing its first Muslim mayor on the day Dick Cheney died is pure cinema.
November 5, 2025 at 3:16 AM
You gotta admit, NYC electing its first Muslim mayor on the day Dick Cheney died is pure cinema.
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big question of the night: why didnt NYC like the billionaire backed groper who killed their grandparents
November 5, 2025 at 3:17 AM
big question of the night: why didnt NYC like the billionaire backed groper who killed their grandparents
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Rot in piss, Dick Cheney: father of the Patriot Act, architect of the disastrous Iraq war, unrepentant fascist and war criminal to the last. He may not have liked Trump but he sure as fuck put the welcome mat out for an unaccountable autocrat far right tyrant, and one came.
November 4, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Rot in piss, Dick Cheney: father of the Patriot Act, architect of the disastrous Iraq war, unrepentant fascist and war criminal to the last. He may not have liked Trump but he sure as fuck put the welcome mat out for an unaccountable autocrat far right tyrant, and one came.
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F. Scott Fitzgerald: In my book I invented Gatsby lifestyle as a cautionary tale
The president: At long last, we have created the Gatsby lifestyle from the classic novel The Great Gatsby
The president: At long last, we have created the Gatsby lifestyle from the classic novel The Great Gatsby
November 1, 2025 at 4:48 AM
F. Scott Fitzgerald: In my book I invented Gatsby lifestyle as a cautionary tale
The president: At long last, we have created the Gatsby lifestyle from the classic novel The Great Gatsby
The president: At long last, we have created the Gatsby lifestyle from the classic novel The Great Gatsby
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And I would like to challenge this person to get a real job
October 28, 2025 at 12:03 AM
And I would like to challenge this person to get a real job