NotMatt
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hello there i have a wife and a dog and i cook things and sometimes i write down fun little lies about made up people
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Choose delusion optimistically!
November 26, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
November 27, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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November 26, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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demonschool credits all 145 people who touched the game over the course of its multi-year dev cycle AND explains what exactly they contributed. the rest of the games industry, which commonly omits people from credits entirely, should be taking notes
November 25, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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Hey you
November 25, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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let it rain on us forever
November 23, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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There is no way you can guess how the thread that ends in this instant classic begins.
The damned in hell are not more powerful for the fact that the fires do not consume them; it is part and parcel of their torment.
November 23, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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Massive shoutout out to whoever handles the Royal Canadian Air Force’s social media account. They responded to every single comment on their already very solid Trans Day of Remembrance post and they responded like this…
November 22, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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November 21, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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Mamdani probably got home, turned to his wife, and let out the longest, loudest “this fucking guy” of all time
November 22, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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Sorry guys universe is splitting open starting today
BREAKING: Marjorie Taylor Greene says she's resigning from Congress — effective January 5, 2026.
November 22, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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I feel like a lot of us in the comedy world failed the world at large when we stayed silent despite knowing all about Cosby and Louis so let me say right now that Steve Martin has eaten one banjo a year for the last 25 years
November 22, 2025 at 5:00 AM
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My favorite piece of content today.
November 21, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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We hereby retire the “record scratch-Freeze frame-You may be wondering how I got here” meme.

It’s over. It will never be topped by this image.
November 21, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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I’m howling.
November 20, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Hirsute Yourself
Hirsute Yourself
theonion.com
November 20, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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My new favorite kind of meme is "here are detailed instructions on how to turn off AI". 🔨
November 19, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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after months of research i've compiled the definitive timeline of the magical girl genre. be sure to show all your friends who like magical girls
November 18, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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When I was watching XPlay, this Mountain Dew ad came on where this guy forcefemmes transgenderizes his homie.
November 19, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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when will the lesson finally get learned? #cloudflare
November 18, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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i think that people who use headphones in public places like trains are selfish. keeping all your cool music and podcasts to yourself is genuinely sociopathic and deranged behavior. play it on your phone's speaker and let everyone enjoy it, or don't play it at all
November 18, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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i used to think the lyric was ‘i wanna rock and roll all night / and part of every day’ and i remember thinking, honestly that sounds reasonable
November 15, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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Death of the Author: An Alan Wake Series Retrospective

youtu.be/RRh3r_AhUw0
Death of the Author: An Alan Wake Series Retrospective
YouTube video by Noah Caldwell-Gervais
youtu.be
November 14, 2025 at 12:54 PM
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characters: being horny and nasty

me: stopping mid-spice to fixate on whether or not this word should be plural or singular

#writesky #eroticsky #queerotica #queererotica
November 13, 2025 at 5:36 AM