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kinda funny the only things u can do profusely is apologize and bleed
June 4, 2025 at 2:55 AM
kinda funny the only things u can do profusely is apologize and bleed
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If anybody asks, we met bird watching.
June 2, 2025 at 11:27 PM
If anybody asks, we met bird watching.
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I out pizza-ed The Hut one time but I don’t talk about it much because of the NDA
May 26, 2025 at 4:11 PM
I out pizza-ed The Hut one time but I don’t talk about it much because of the NDA
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Not to brag but I woke up from a nap & now my faceID doesn’t recognise me anymore
April 30, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Not to brag but I woke up from a nap & now my faceID doesn’t recognise me anymore
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When the music stops, find a chair to hit somebody with.
April 29, 2025 at 9:19 PM
When the music stops, find a chair to hit somebody with.
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I was going for 'smouldering and emotionally available', turns out I hit 'annoying and hard to get rid of'
April 20, 2025 at 7:14 PM
I was going for 'smouldering and emotionally available', turns out I hit 'annoying and hard to get rid of'
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Weekends were made for taking things out of context.
March 15, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Weekends were made for taking things out of context.
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Survived choking on my saliva in my sleep so I'm optimistic about my prospects for today.
March 22, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Survived choking on my saliva in my sleep so I'm optimistic about my prospects for today.
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brb going to jupiter to get more stupider
January 2, 2024 at 5:38 AM
brb going to jupiter to get more stupider
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Would you go over your sexual harassment policy again only this time say it real slow
March 13, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Would you go over your sexual harassment policy again only this time say it real slow
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babe what if we kissed outside the temporary hospital for scurvy-ridden whalemen who had been trapped in the ice for months
March 12, 2025 at 6:38 PM
babe what if we kissed outside the temporary hospital for scurvy-ridden whalemen who had been trapped in the ice for months
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If social media Sinfluencers were a thing, I could probably be one.
February 25, 2025 at 1:46 PM
If social media Sinfluencers were a thing, I could probably be one.
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As my grandma used to say: if a shit cannot swim, it always blames the water.
February 24, 2025 at 11:53 PM
As my grandma used to say: if a shit cannot swim, it always blames the water.
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I've got skills, conversational skills, the kinda conversational skills that will have a date hoping that this particular restaurant has windows that will fully open in the restroom
February 21, 2025 at 1:30 PM
I've got skills, conversational skills, the kinda conversational skills that will have a date hoping that this particular restaurant has windows that will fully open in the restroom
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My mantra is just repeating 3 really solid excuses
February 20, 2025 at 2:00 AM
My mantra is just repeating 3 really solid excuses
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coffee ain’t gonna cut it today. i need to be abducted by aliens.
February 21, 2025 at 1:01 PM
coffee ain’t gonna cut it today. i need to be abducted by aliens.
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My mom may have overreacted when she had me.
February 20, 2025 at 10:36 PM
My mom may have overreacted when she had me.
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*turns down music because we are almost there
February 19, 2025 at 10:39 PM
*turns down music because we are almost there
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When Beck said "Hirsutes with your parachute fruits" I just want him to know that I really felt that
February 12, 2025 at 5:23 PM
When Beck said "Hirsutes with your parachute fruits" I just want him to know that I really felt that