Kendersrule
@kendersrule.bsky.social
Hot buttered psycho. Floomfy. She/Her. Mumsy. Filthy warmling. Pan. #twitch
Banner: Force by Northwest by James Hance
Lunks https://linktr.ee/kendersrule
Banner: Force by Northwest by James Hance
Lunks https://linktr.ee/kendersrule
Pinned
Stream schedule:
ALL IS OUTER WORLDS 2!
(Some Dredge occasionally)
ALL IS OUTER WORLDS 2!
(Some Dredge occasionally)
Uncubus needs to be a word
November 15, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Uncubus needs to be a word
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Are you located in the DC-Baltimore-Philadelphia-New York corridor?
Have you always wanted to have your very own 11 foot long papier-mâché hammerhead shark?
Now available for free!
Perfect for museums, community centers, or your living room!
Save this lovely creature from imminent destruction!
Have you always wanted to have your very own 11 foot long papier-mâché hammerhead shark?
Now available for free!
Perfect for museums, community centers, or your living room!
Save this lovely creature from imminent destruction!
November 14, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Are you located in the DC-Baltimore-Philadelphia-New York corridor?
Have you always wanted to have your very own 11 foot long papier-mâché hammerhead shark?
Now available for free!
Perfect for museums, community centers, or your living room!
Save this lovely creature from imminent destruction!
Have you always wanted to have your very own 11 foot long papier-mâché hammerhead shark?
Now available for free!
Perfect for museums, community centers, or your living room!
Save this lovely creature from imminent destruction!
Accidentally put too much water in my (homemade) porridge mix, fixed it with chopped dehydrated dates, going great, recommend
November 14, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Accidentally put too much water in my (homemade) porridge mix, fixed it with chopped dehydrated dates, going great, recommend
Dredge elbow shaped fish! Easy to store!
You see, students, a fish shape like this happens when a 13 year old boy is in control of the fish maker, and you end up with a completely out of proportion fish. Students, fish aren't even mammals. Completely unrealistic design here*.
news.osu.edu/how-fishes-o...
*I'm joking, this is a joke.
news.osu.edu/how-fishes-o...
*I'm joking, this is a joke.
How fishes of the deep sea have evolved into different shapes
Fish species living in the deep sea feature a surprisingly large range of body shapes that evolved in different ways and at different rates depending on where the fishes live in the ocean, new researc...
news.osu.edu
November 14, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Dredge elbow shaped fish! Easy to store!
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Six 6️⃣ tips on communicating effectively with politicians.
From @jacquelyngill.bsky.social some time ago.
From @jacquelyngill.bsky.social some time ago.
July 3, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Six 6️⃣ tips on communicating effectively with politicians.
From @jacquelyngill.bsky.social some time ago.
From @jacquelyngill.bsky.social some time ago.
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I’m sorry I just found out that in 1379, as in, 650 years ago, a baby girl was born in Yorkshire and named Diot Coke
history is a fucking joke lmao
history is a fucking joke lmao
November 13, 2025 at 10:50 PM
I’m sorry I just found out that in 1379, as in, 650 years ago, a baby girl was born in Yorkshire and named Diot Coke
history is a fucking joke lmao
history is a fucking joke lmao
The thing about death stranding is, sometimes the in-game emails are very helpful, and sometimes they're stealthy Kojima screaming about how smart he is.
November 14, 2025 at 8:43 AM
The thing about death stranding is, sometimes the in-game emails are very helpful, and sometimes they're stealthy Kojima screaming about how smart he is.
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![4-panel comic. (1) PERSON 1: Some people like to be the big spoon. (2) PERSON 1: Some people like to be the little spoon. (3) [two sets of spoons that don’t lay flat against each other, one arranged with the little one on top of the big one, the other with the big spoon on top of the little spoon] PERSON 1: And some brave truth-tellers point out that the metaphor makes no sense because different-sized spoons don’t nest right *either* way. You nest *same*-sized spoons. (4) PERSON: ...And apparently *we* sleep on the couch. PERSON 2 off-screen: Why are you *still* going on about the spoon thing? PERSON 1: Because I’m *right!*](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreicfq5lrhnknblf2ycalxk2vctpeqjzy566xxqjy2xsm67ys5of3j4@jpeg)
November 14, 2025 at 12:58 AM
8 hours per week, fully flexible (any day/hour), minimum wage.
That is not a job listing, that is a waste of everyone involved's time.
That is not a job listing, that is a waste of everyone involved's time.
November 13, 2025 at 9:24 PM
8 hours per week, fully flexible (any day/hour), minimum wage.
That is not a job listing, that is a waste of everyone involved's time.
That is not a job listing, that is a waste of everyone involved's time.
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The Rockstar union case made its way into UK Parliament earlier today
Video game giant Rockstar has sacked more than 30 workers across the UK, including my constituents working at their Edinburgh office. I urged Ministers to support workers who have lost their jobs, and stop this from happening again.
November 13, 2025 at 5:17 PM
The Rockstar union case made its way into UK Parliament earlier today
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![[Scene is a kitchen - a middle aged woman called JANET is boiling peas at the stove. A younger more colourfully dressed woman named LIZ approached her.]
JANET:
Ugh...
LIZ:
What's up?
JANET:
I am so bored of cooking peas!
LIZ:
Have you tried...
AI peas?
JANET:
AI peas?
LIZ:
They're peas with AI!
[Liz holds up to us a packet of peas labelled: Pea-i AI - Peas with AI].
LIZ:
Al-powered peas harness the potential of your peas
JANET:
What
LIZ [Now a voiceover as we cut to a whizzy technology diagram of peas all connected by meaningless dotted lines]
Why not take your peas to the next level with Al Peas' new Al tools to power your peas?
[Show a techno diagram of a pea with a label reading 'AI' pointing to a random zone in it]
LIZ:
Each pea has Al in a way we haven't quite worked out yet but it's fine
[Show Janet and Liz now in a Matrix-style world of peas]
LIZ:
With Al peas you can supercharge productivity and make AI work for your peas!
JANET:
What
LIZ:
Shut up
LIZ:
Our game-changing Pea-Al gives you the freedom to unlock the potential of the power of the future of your peas workflow
From opening the bag of peas
to boiling the peas
to eating the peas
To spending millions on adding Al to the peas and then having to work out what that even means.
JANET:
Is it really necessary to-
LIZ [Grabbing Janet by the collar]:
THE PEAS HAVE GOT AI, JANET
[Cut to an advert ending screen, with the bag of peas and the slogan:
AI PEAS: Just 'Peas' for god's sake buy the AI peas.
[Ends]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/bafkreiayqa37f7kik7l7s7fbtfp2sir5ckb662ry2lylinyjrfa2rkvvka@jpeg)
New-old car has had a trip to the garage.
£200, because previous guy didn't want to spend £60 on a new part.
Yay!
(WITHIN BUDGET FOR THE MONTH, fuck YES paranoia!)
£200, because previous guy didn't want to spend £60 on a new part.
Yay!
(WITHIN BUDGET FOR THE MONTH, fuck YES paranoia!)
November 13, 2025 at 4:28 PM
New-old car has had a trip to the garage.
£200, because previous guy didn't want to spend £60 on a new part.
Yay!
(WITHIN BUDGET FOR THE MONTH, fuck YES paranoia!)
£200, because previous guy didn't want to spend £60 on a new part.
Yay!
(WITHIN BUDGET FOR THE MONTH, fuck YES paranoia!)
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TOKYOSEXSALE! (kitten not included)
Get an early cheapie-peepie Christmas present.
Discounted prints. Please DM if you’re interested. Post will be today. Thank you!
Get an early cheapie-peepie Christmas present.
Discounted prints. Please DM if you’re interested. Post will be today. Thank you!
November 13, 2025 at 11:25 AM
TOKYOSEXSALE! (kitten not included)
Get an early cheapie-peepie Christmas present.
Discounted prints. Please DM if you’re interested. Post will be today. Thank you!
Get an early cheapie-peepie Christmas present.
Discounted prints. Please DM if you’re interested. Post will be today. Thank you!
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I have been reminded that this has renewed relevance today
November 12, 2025 at 8:39 PM
I have been reminded that this has renewed relevance today
Oh moiee gawd! Really enjoyed doing crimes with you! Again next wk right?
PLEASE WRITE BACK, MY BESTEST CRIME FWIEND!!
Crime club WOOOO!
PLEASE WRITE BACK, MY BESTEST CRIME FWIEND!!
Crime club WOOOO!
November 12, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Oh moiee gawd! Really enjoyed doing crimes with you! Again next wk right?
PLEASE WRITE BACK, MY BESTEST CRIME FWIEND!!
Crime club WOOOO!
PLEASE WRITE BACK, MY BESTEST CRIME FWIEND!!
Crime club WOOOO!
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So Fallout 4 Anniversary Edition:
- $20 to upgrade existing version, as opposed to Skyrim's $10 Anniversary Edition upgrade
- Is mainly Creation Club content
- Doesn't check if you already own said content
- The CC menu breaks the game
- The update breaks existing mods
- Everybody disliked that
- $20 to upgrade existing version, as opposed to Skyrim's $10 Anniversary Edition upgrade
- Is mainly Creation Club content
- Doesn't check if you already own said content
- The CC menu breaks the game
- The update breaks existing mods
- Everybody disliked that
November 12, 2025 at 1:24 AM
So Fallout 4 Anniversary Edition:
- $20 to upgrade existing version, as opposed to Skyrim's $10 Anniversary Edition upgrade
- Is mainly Creation Club content
- Doesn't check if you already own said content
- The CC menu breaks the game
- The update breaks existing mods
- Everybody disliked that
- $20 to upgrade existing version, as opposed to Skyrim's $10 Anniversary Edition upgrade
- Is mainly Creation Club content
- Doesn't check if you already own said content
- The CC menu breaks the game
- The update breaks existing mods
- Everybody disliked that
I have started watching prison break
There's a video tape
And the most ginormous mobile phone, that should not be hideable in a prison pocket
And toes.
There's a video tape
And the most ginormous mobile phone, that should not be hideable in a prison pocket
And toes.
November 12, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I have started watching prison break
There's a video tape
And the most ginormous mobile phone, that should not be hideable in a prison pocket
And toes.
There's a video tape
And the most ginormous mobile phone, that should not be hideable in a prison pocket
And toes.
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Tart Tatin solves a lot of problems.
November 12, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Tart Tatin solves a lot of problems.
Treasure behind SELECT waterfalls
November 12, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Treasure behind SELECT waterfalls
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I’ve remembered how to spell Desert vs Dessert because some kid in grade 5 said “dessert has two S’es because you want 2 servings”. Thanks for your service, Christian, even 20 years later 🫡
November 12, 2025 at 12:13 AM
I’ve remembered how to spell Desert vs Dessert because some kid in grade 5 said “dessert has two S’es because you want 2 servings”. Thanks for your service, Christian, even 20 years later 🫡
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in Paris, I had to see a same-day doctor & I found one. was gravely warned that, as a foreigner, I’d have to pay 32 euros & I laughed & laughed
a friend there said “make sure you get X kind of doctor, not Y, because the Y kind charges 74 WHOLE EUROS” & once again I bitterly, bitterly laughed 😭
a friend there said “make sure you get X kind of doctor, not Y, because the Y kind charges 74 WHOLE EUROS” & once again I bitterly, bitterly laughed 😭
My ACA current plan is going from $385/mo to $821/mo.
November 12, 2025 at 12:48 AM
in Paris, I had to see a same-day doctor & I found one. was gravely warned that, as a foreigner, I’d have to pay 32 euros & I laughed & laughed
a friend there said “make sure you get X kind of doctor, not Y, because the Y kind charges 74 WHOLE EUROS” & once again I bitterly, bitterly laughed 😭
a friend there said “make sure you get X kind of doctor, not Y, because the Y kind charges 74 WHOLE EUROS” & once again I bitterly, bitterly laughed 😭
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nascar 25 game telling it like it is
November 11, 2025 at 11:20 PM
nascar 25 game telling it like it is
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If I were a doctor with a massive house, I would definitely name it Bedside Manor
November 11, 2025 at 6:02 PM
If I were a doctor with a massive house, I would definitely name it Bedside Manor
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