⛧ samy ⛧
@probablymilhouse.bsky.social
32 | she/her | ☀︎: ♊︎ ⏾: ♋︎ ↑: ♐︎ | the simpsons, gaming, spooky shit, anime, history & baking
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Dumb fact about me; I have been updating a bunch of Lindsay Lohan related wiki pages & links over the years 🫣
February 1, 2026 at 5:51 PM
Dumb fact about me; I have been updating a bunch of Lindsay Lohan related wiki pages & links over the years 🫣
Back in my day, a set of acrylics cost you $30 for a full set and $15 to fill 😭
February 1, 2026 at 5:42 PM
Back in my day, a set of acrylics cost you $30 for a full set and $15 to fill 😭
If anyone has any good sims 4 custom content creator recommendations, please let a bitch know 👀
February 1, 2026 at 5:32 PM
If anyone has any good sims 4 custom content creator recommendations, please let a bitch know 👀
missed the actual anniversary, but I’ve officially made it ONE YEAR without pulling out or breaking any of my hair! 🥹
February 1, 2026 at 4:10 PM
missed the actual anniversary, but I’ve officially made it ONE YEAR without pulling out or breaking any of my hair! 🥹
Just had a fat sliver pulled out of my thumb and I was really brave about it🙂↕️
February 1, 2026 at 4:48 AM
Just had a fat sliver pulled out of my thumb and I was really brave about it🙂↕️
I thought it was so much later than it is but it’s only 6:42 p.m. 🫠
January 31, 2026 at 11:42 PM
I thought it was so much later than it is but it’s only 6:42 p.m. 🫠
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Happy Saturday! It's the weekend! The best part of this morning's 7° sunrise was the pre-show looking to the north. Tap for full size. I hope you have a great day!
January 31, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Happy Saturday! It's the weekend! The best part of this morning's 7° sunrise was the pre-show looking to the north. Tap for full size. I hope you have a great day!
friendly reminder that it’s Caturday and if you don’t post your cat(s) then you will be heavily fined.
January 31, 2026 at 8:05 PM
friendly reminder that it’s Caturday and if you don’t post your cat(s) then you will be heavily fined.
My student loan has suddenly dropped by $1000 and I’m not even going to try to figure this out. Thank you, jebus.
January 31, 2026 at 4:52 PM
My student loan has suddenly dropped by $1000 and I’m not even going to try to figure this out. Thank you, jebus.
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Now we know why they didn’t want to release the Epstein files. Because they’re all in them.
January 30, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Now we know why they didn’t want to release the Epstein files. Because they’re all in them.
I cannot stand to be around people who find the negative in EVERYTHING.
January 31, 2026 at 3:51 PM
I cannot stand to be around people who find the negative in EVERYTHING.
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rip to a fucking icon
January 30, 2026 at 6:31 PM
rip to a fucking icon
a pack of hi-chews hates to see me coming
January 30, 2026 at 8:46 PM
a pack of hi-chews hates to see me coming
I usually love winter but I’m feeling kinda over it because I can’t do fun stuff this year while recovering from surgery ☹️
January 30, 2026 at 8:23 PM
I usually love winter but I’m feeling kinda over it because I can’t do fun stuff this year while recovering from surgery ☹️
I’m gonna win the lottery this time — I’m sure of it. You’ll know if you suddenly see me posting from Chongqing.
January 30, 2026 at 8:00 PM
I’m gonna win the lottery this time — I’m sure of it. You’ll know if you suddenly see me posting from Chongqing.
Using a gif or vid, give everyone a sneak peek at your flirting technique! 😜
January 30, 2026 at 6:40 PM
Using a gif or vid, give everyone a sneak peek at your flirting technique! 😜
One of my old colleagues just landed at my spot for the next semester and I’m so fucking glad to see her 🥲
January 30, 2026 at 3:47 PM
One of my old colleagues just landed at my spot for the next semester and I’m so fucking glad to see her 🥲
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owning a panini press would improve my happiness and overall quality of life significantly
January 30, 2026 at 3:15 AM
owning a panini press would improve my happiness and overall quality of life significantly
The library at work has a HUGE manga section for the kids and I love it so much.
January 30, 2026 at 2:57 PM
The library at work has a HUGE manga section for the kids and I love it so much.
overslept and paid $35 to cab in to work so I’m kind of annoyed with myself
January 30, 2026 at 2:05 PM
overslept and paid $35 to cab in to work so I’m kind of annoyed with myself
I already don’t want to get out of bed for work tomorrow morning
January 30, 2026 at 3:55 AM
I already don’t want to get out of bed for work tomorrow morning
good morning, starshines ✨
January 29, 2026 at 3:31 PM
good morning, starshines ✨
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Looking at old photos and reminiscing about shirts I lost.
January 29, 2026 at 10:55 AM
Looking at old photos and reminiscing about shirts I lost.
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omg it’s only wednesday???
January 28, 2026 at 4:17 PM
omg it’s only wednesday???