⛧ samy ⛧
@probablymilhouse.bsky.social
32 | she/her | ☀︎: ♊︎ ⏾: ♋︎ ↑: ♐︎ | the simpsons, gaming, spooky shit, anime, history & baking
worst case ontario 📍
worst case ontario 📍
Meatloaf never deserved all the hate it got in those 90s kids TV shows.
November 17, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Meatloaf never deserved all the hate it got in those 90s kids TV shows.
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The sunsets from August through November are peak tbh
November 16, 2025 at 10:32 PM
The sunsets from August through November are peak tbh
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people are so incredibly dumb, I'm mad that I felt pressured to be smart my entire life
November 15, 2025 at 9:52 PM
people are so incredibly dumb, I'm mad that I felt pressured to be smart my entire life
I didn’t hear “I love you” at home until I was like 14, in case you were ever wondering what’s wrong with me lolllll
November 16, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I didn’t hear “I love you” at home until I was like 14, in case you were ever wondering what’s wrong with me lolllll
Going to Costco on a Sunday afternoon because I fucking hate myself.
November 16, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Going to Costco on a Sunday afternoon because I fucking hate myself.
Grove Street, home. At least it was before I fucked everything up.
November 16, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Grove Street, home. At least it was before I fucked everything up.
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“Are the cops gone?”
“Yeah.”
“Thanks buddy, I owe you one.”
“Yeah.”
“Thanks buddy, I owe you one.”
November 16, 2025 at 2:02 PM
“Are the cops gone?”
“Yeah.”
“Thanks buddy, I owe you one.”
“Yeah.”
“Thanks buddy, I owe you one.”
November 16, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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i need to be loved by everyone all the time but also i don’t give a fuck if anyone likes me does that make sense?
November 16, 2025 at 1:56 AM
i need to be loved by everyone all the time but also i don’t give a fuck if anyone likes me does that make sense?
Buddy didn’t tell me he was streaming while on chat and I was fucking RAGING at the San Andreas flying school 💀
November 15, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Buddy didn’t tell me he was streaming while on chat and I was fucking RAGING at the San Andreas flying school 💀
Three bonks on the head for anyone who thinks Black Friday sales are legit.
November 15, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Three bonks on the head for anyone who thinks Black Friday sales are legit.
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killing myself with kindness
November 15, 2025 at 3:59 AM
killing myself with kindness
Fighting but my eyelids are winning. Good night, lovelies! 💖
November 15, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Fighting but my eyelids are winning. Good night, lovelies! 💖
Today marks my one year on bsky and I’m so fucking thankful to have connected with all of you 💖 In the last year, I’ve learned that it’s okay to be vulnerable and that I’m actually worthy of the love that comes my way. Thank you for helping me heal a piece of myself. 🥹
November 15, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Today marks my one year on bsky and I’m so fucking thankful to have connected with all of you 💖 In the last year, I’ve learned that it’s okay to be vulnerable and that I’m actually worthy of the love that comes my way. Thank you for helping me heal a piece of myself. 🥹
Who else here gets the rollercoaster drop feeling in their stomach when their character falls in a game? 😅
November 15, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Who else here gets the rollercoaster drop feeling in their stomach when their character falls in a game? 😅
Fuck yeah, homemade farmer’s wraps for dindin 🤤
November 14, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Fuck yeah, homemade farmer’s wraps for dindin 🤤
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you look like you drink the ketchup precum
November 14, 2025 at 10:28 PM
you look like you drink the ketchup precum
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I really don’t care if me being blunt and forward makes my family uncomfy lol you’d think they’d have learned this about me over the last 32 years.
November 14, 2025 at 10:33 PM
I really don’t care if me being blunt and forward makes my family uncomfy lol you’d think they’d have learned this about me over the last 32 years.