⛧ samy ⛧
@probablymilhouse.bsky.social
32 | she/her | ☀︎: ♊︎ ⏾: ♋︎ ↑: ♐︎ | the simpsons, gaming, spooky shit, anime, history & baking
worst case ontario 📍
worst case ontario 📍
I was gonna say, it’d be nice if we all woke up and found out he died in his sleep, but that sounds too peaceful and he doesn’t deserve to go out that way.
February 2, 2026 at 7:54 PM
I was gonna say, it’d be nice if we all woke up and found out he died in his sleep, but that sounds too peaceful and he doesn’t deserve to go out that way.
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Abolish and prosecute ICE
February 2, 2026 at 6:52 PM
Abolish and prosecute ICE
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i would never have a wrong opinion
February 1, 2026 at 11:14 PM
i would never have a wrong opinion
The groundhog says that an early spring is headed our way 🙂↕️
February 2, 2026 at 2:48 PM
The groundhog says that an early spring is headed our way 🙂↕️
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@thrillhousegaming.bsky.social happy friggen birthday!! Hope you’ve had a great day so far 🥳
February 2, 2026 at 3:43 AM
@thrillhousegaming.bsky.social happy friggen birthday!! Hope you’ve had a great day so far 🥳
Dumb fact about me; I have been updating a bunch of Lindsay Lohan related wiki pages & links over the years 🫣
February 1, 2026 at 5:51 PM
Dumb fact about me; I have been updating a bunch of Lindsay Lohan related wiki pages & links over the years 🫣
Back in my day, a set of acrylics cost you $30 for a full set and $15 to fill 😭
February 1, 2026 at 5:42 PM
Back in my day, a set of acrylics cost you $30 for a full set and $15 to fill 😭
missed the actual anniversary, but I’ve officially made it ONE YEAR without pulling out or breaking any of my hair! 🥹
February 1, 2026 at 4:10 PM
missed the actual anniversary, but I’ve officially made it ONE YEAR without pulling out or breaking any of my hair! 🥹
Just had a fat sliver pulled out of my thumb and I was really brave about it🙂↕️
February 1, 2026 at 4:48 AM
Just had a fat sliver pulled out of my thumb and I was really brave about it🙂↕️
I thought it was so much later than it is but it’s only 6:42 p.m. 🫠
January 31, 2026 at 11:42 PM
I thought it was so much later than it is but it’s only 6:42 p.m. 🫠
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Happy Saturday! It's the weekend! The best part of this morning's 7° sunrise was the pre-show looking to the north. Tap for full size. I hope you have a great day!
January 31, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Happy Saturday! It's the weekend! The best part of this morning's 7° sunrise was the pre-show looking to the north. Tap for full size. I hope you have a great day!
friendly reminder that it’s Caturday and if you don’t post your cat(s) then you will be heavily fined.
January 31, 2026 at 8:05 PM
friendly reminder that it’s Caturday and if you don’t post your cat(s) then you will be heavily fined.
My student loan has suddenly dropped by $1000 and I’m not even going to try to figure this out. Thank you, jebus.
January 31, 2026 at 4:52 PM
My student loan has suddenly dropped by $1000 and I’m not even going to try to figure this out. Thank you, jebus.
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Now we know why they didn’t want to release the Epstein files. Because they’re all in them.
January 30, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Now we know why they didn’t want to release the Epstein files. Because they’re all in them.
I cannot stand to be around people who find the negative in EVERYTHING.
January 31, 2026 at 3:51 PM
I cannot stand to be around people who find the negative in EVERYTHING.
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rip to a fucking icon
January 30, 2026 at 6:31 PM
rip to a fucking icon
a pack of hi-chews hates to see me coming
January 30, 2026 at 8:46 PM
a pack of hi-chews hates to see me coming
I usually love winter but I’m feeling kinda over it because I can’t do fun stuff this year while recovering from surgery ☹️
January 30, 2026 at 8:23 PM
I usually love winter but I’m feeling kinda over it because I can’t do fun stuff this year while recovering from surgery ☹️
I’m gonna win the lottery this time — I’m sure of it. You’ll know if you suddenly see me posting from Chongqing.
January 30, 2026 at 8:00 PM
I’m gonna win the lottery this time — I’m sure of it. You’ll know if you suddenly see me posting from Chongqing.
Using a gif or vid, give everyone a sneak peek at your flirting technique! 😜
January 30, 2026 at 6:40 PM
Using a gif or vid, give everyone a sneak peek at your flirting technique! 😜
One of my old colleagues just landed at my spot for the next semester and I’m so fucking glad to see her 🥲
January 30, 2026 at 3:47 PM
One of my old colleagues just landed at my spot for the next semester and I’m so fucking glad to see her 🥲