⛧ samy ⛧
@probablymilhouse.bsky.social
32 | she/her | ☀︎: ♊︎ ⏾: ♋︎ ↑: ♐︎ | the simpsons, gaming, spooky shit, anime, history & baking
worst case ontario 📍
worst case ontario 📍
good morning, starshines ✨
January 29, 2026 at 3:31 PM
good morning, starshines ✨
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Looking at old photos and reminiscing about shirts I lost.
January 29, 2026 at 10:55 AM
Looking at old photos and reminiscing about shirts I lost.
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omg it’s only wednesday???
January 28, 2026 at 4:17 PM
omg it’s only wednesday???
I love covering half day shifts like yes I’ll sit here and do nothing for the money.
January 28, 2026 at 4:08 PM
I love covering half day shifts like yes I’ll sit here and do nothing for the money.
All the famous women are starting to look the same and it’s getting weird.
January 28, 2026 at 2:37 PM
All the famous women are starting to look the same and it’s getting weird.
I’ve got some skeletons myself, but I display them on the shelf.
January 28, 2026 at 12:04 PM
I’ve got some skeletons myself, but I display them on the shelf.
Yourself, but as a cartoon
January 28, 2026 at 1:33 AM
Yourself, but as a cartoon
Already counting the days til I’m off for the summer break 😅
January 27, 2026 at 6:29 PM
Already counting the days til I’m off for the summer break 😅
hey babe, what’s your sign?
January 27, 2026 at 4:21 PM
hey babe, what’s your sign?
☀️🌿🌼 51 DAYS TIL SPRING 🌼🌿☀️
January 27, 2026 at 3:01 PM
☀️🌿🌼 51 DAYS TIL SPRING 🌼🌿☀️
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First rule of Thesaurus Club. You don't talk, converse, discuss, speak, chat, deliberate, confer, gab, gossip or natter about Thesaurus Club.
January 27, 2026 at 10:35 AM
First rule of Thesaurus Club. You don't talk, converse, discuss, speak, chat, deliberate, confer, gab, gossip or natter about Thesaurus Club.
I like when the routine gets kinda fucked up. Gimme a little razzle dazzle.
January 27, 2026 at 1:02 AM
I like when the routine gets kinda fucked up. Gimme a little razzle dazzle.
breakfast for dinner never misses
January 27, 2026 at 12:24 AM
breakfast for dinner never misses
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i love you so much, hot chocolate and marshmallows 🤎
January 26, 2026 at 11:19 PM
i love you so much, hot chocolate and marshmallows 🤎
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I love how blue the world looks when its covered in snow at dusk
January 26, 2026 at 10:51 PM
I love how blue the world looks when its covered in snow at dusk
when they ask you why you’re not friends with that one person anymore
January 26, 2026 at 4:50 PM
when they ask you why you’re not friends with that one person anymore
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my potions are too strong for you, traveler
January 26, 2026 at 8:06 AM
my potions are too strong for you, traveler
If I ask you to choose something and you say, “it’s up to you,” please just know that I’m imagining myself full force punching you in the fucking mouth.
January 26, 2026 at 4:31 PM
If I ask you to choose something and you say, “it’s up to you,” please just know that I’m imagining myself full force punching you in the fucking mouth.
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Baking while baked. Bakeception 🍪
January 25, 2026 at 10:51 PM
Baking while baked. Bakeception 🍪
fuck yesss, no work for me tomorrow because of the snow 😚
January 26, 2026 at 2:22 AM
fuck yesss, no work for me tomorrow because of the snow 😚
Deep cleaned my kitchen and I feel so much better now 😮💨
January 25, 2026 at 9:38 PM
Deep cleaned my kitchen and I feel so much better now 😮💨
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i am so sick of reading, “he shouldn’t have brought a weapon to a protest!”
MEANWHILE, every dick-riding-trump-loving moron defends the dumbass republicans who bring THEIR guns to a “protest.”
remember THIS? ex-fucking-xactly.
alex pretti never had his gun in his hand, by the way.
MEANWHILE, every dick-riding-trump-loving moron defends the dumbass republicans who bring THEIR guns to a “protest.”
remember THIS? ex-fucking-xactly.
alex pretti never had his gun in his hand, by the way.
January 25, 2026 at 4:59 AM
i am so sick of reading, “he shouldn’t have brought a weapon to a protest!”
MEANWHILE, every dick-riding-trump-loving moron defends the dumbass republicans who bring THEIR guns to a “protest.”
remember THIS? ex-fucking-xactly.
alex pretti never had his gun in his hand, by the way.
MEANWHILE, every dick-riding-trump-loving moron defends the dumbass republicans who bring THEIR guns to a “protest.”
remember THIS? ex-fucking-xactly.
alex pretti never had his gun in his hand, by the way.
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oh no 🥺 you added me to a list? 👉🏻👈🏻
January 24, 2026 at 11:08 PM
oh no 🥺 you added me to a list? 👉🏻👈🏻
