⛧ samy ⛧
@probablymilhouse.bsky.social
32 | she/her | ☀︎: ♊︎ ⏾: ♋︎ ↑: ♐︎ | the simpsons, gaming, spooky shit, anime, history & baking
worst case ontario 📍
worst case ontario 📍
The dudes who say they’re not offended by anything are always the ones melting down in the comment section lol
December 1, 2025 at 3:06 AM
The dudes who say they’re not offended by anything are always the ones melting down in the comment section lol
a little something to take the edge off 🚬
December 1, 2025 at 2:58 AM
a little something to take the edge off 🚬
yeehaw and such 🤠
December 1, 2025 at 2:13 AM
yeehaw and such 🤠
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this account is a safe space for evil women
November 30, 2025 at 9:44 PM
this account is a safe space for evil women
@profanity.accountant I’m curious 👀
December 1, 2025 at 12:52 AM
@profanity.accountant I’m curious 👀
me if I were a dinosaur
December 1, 2025 at 12:12 AM
me if I were a dinosaur
and the devil is ME
December 1, 2025 at 12:01 AM
and the devil is ME
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I love seeing all the over 30 selfies 💖 y'all are stunning
November 30, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I love seeing all the over 30 selfies 💖 y'all are stunning
Need to get rid of this photo of my great grand cunt but I’m scared that burning it will release bad energy into my house 💀
November 30, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Need to get rid of this photo of my great grand cunt but I’m scared that burning it will release bad energy into my house 💀
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“calm down” well i was calm so congratulations, now you get to fear for your life.
November 30, 2025 at 10:47 PM
“calm down” well i was calm so congratulations, now you get to fear for your life.
Fucking hateeeee being told to calm down or relax when I’m already calm and relaxed like ?????
November 30, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Fucking hateeeee being told to calm down or relax when I’m already calm and relaxed like ?????
you’re tellin me the devil made these eggs?
November 30, 2025 at 10:07 PM
you’re tellin me the devil made these eggs?
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If I only like your post, I'm sorry, I am just tired - replies sometimes take too many spoons sometimes, if something funny doesn't pop in my head immediately
November 30, 2025 at 9:40 PM
If I only like your post, I'm sorry, I am just tired - replies sometimes take too many spoons sometimes, if something funny doesn't pop in my head immediately
My body weight is 50% bone and flesh and 50% deli sliced turkey.
November 30, 2025 at 9:53 PM
My body weight is 50% bone and flesh and 50% deli sliced turkey.
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I would totally smoke with a turkey.
November 30, 2025 at 5:24 AM
I would totally smoke with a turkey.
i see you’ve played knifey spooney before
November 30, 2025 at 3:56 AM
i see you’ve played knifey spooney before
I need to find a good ramen place in my city and fill my belleh
November 30, 2025 at 3:49 AM
I need to find a good ramen place in my city and fill my belleh
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Grateful I don't feel the urge to correct someone's perspective of me. If you have already decided something about me, I won't try to change your mind. I am not proving who I am to you.
July 27, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Grateful I don't feel the urge to correct someone's perspective of me. If you have already decided something about me, I won't try to change your mind. I am not proving who I am to you.
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if you’re not lightly dusting the whipped cream on your pumpkin pie with cinnamon and nutmeg then i have to assume you don’t enjoy the finer things in life.
November 30, 2025 at 2:22 AM
if you’re not lightly dusting the whipped cream on your pumpkin pie with cinnamon and nutmeg then i have to assume you don’t enjoy the finer things in life.
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All my homies HATE The Salvation Army
November 30, 2025 at 1:17 AM
All my homies HATE The Salvation Army
we all came to watch your world as it burns
November 30, 2025 at 1:50 AM
we all came to watch your world as it burns
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this message is on my mind today, so i wanted to share. 💭
November 29, 2025 at 9:17 PM
this message is on my mind today, so i wanted to share. 💭
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