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⛧ samy ⛧
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gonna be sitting at the door waiting for the mail carrier all week for this 😌
A letlive band t-shirt. The front of the shirt reads “letlive.” shows a daisy growing from cracks in concrete. Small text on the image reads, “there’s no such thing as heartache, it’s all inside of your head”. Back of shirt reads “sincerely yours,” above the letlive band logo (ll.)
November 25, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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it’s this @/luanoli dude on TikTok 🥴
The world’s oldest 17 year old, LuanOli. The man has brown hair in a a bowl cut hairstyle. He wears a grey t-shirt.
November 23, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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back on my bullshit (Skyrim)
Shot of Skyrim on a curved PC monitor. Samy is in the College of Winterhold’s Hall of Attainment with her follower, Erik the Slayer.
November 23, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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spent most of my day happily watching some shows and stuff my face 😌
A plate with kielbasa, pickle slices, and cheddar cheese. House MD plays on a tv I. The background.
November 23, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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I’m the one with the drum.
A shelf of clown figurines in various poses.
November 23, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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What a girl wants, what a girl needs 🧡
A takeout tray of buffalo wings, carrots, and celery. The round container holds blue cheese dip.
November 22, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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coffee and tara time 😌
A photo of Samy’s tv. She is watching a Canadian vlogger, Tara Michelle, on YouTube. Tara sits at a kitchen island with a mug. Tara has dark brown hair and is wearing a white t-shirt.
November 22, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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I’m trying to feel more confident about myself lately (and doing it publicly is embarrassing but I’m trying anyway) 🫠
November 22, 2025 at 4:54 AM
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holding tight!! 🩶
Two cats hug each other. One cat is orange and the other cat is grey and white.
November 22, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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November 21, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?
Photo from a monitor showing Sim interactions and mood. Samy’s sim has made Clement Frost “very angry”, displayed in red.
November 21, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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November 21, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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First time toking after a 17 day break post-surgery and now I’m just
Screenshot from an old TV commercial, warning against the use of drugs and cannabis.
November 20, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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Scene from the Simpsons. A rapper wears a chain reading, Thursday the 20th.
November 20, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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Scene from the Simpsons. Episode is Das Bus. Sherry and Terry, the twins, sit side by side. One of the twins says, “I’m so hungry I could eat at Arby’s”. Left to right: Bart, Nelson, and Lisa sit on the ground. Said with concern, “ooh. Oh, my gosh! Oh, wow. She really is hungry”.
November 19, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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a quick pic before I inhaled half the batch
A plate of 12 devilled eggs.
November 19, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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The high level of targeted-ness in this ad with the vans and the fucking devilled eggs… My god. They DO know me.
Cropped Vans shoes ad. The add shows a pair of cans with white decals beside a tray of devilled eggs. The ad shows two things Samy loves very much and she feels very targeted right now. Images on side show Like and Comment interactions on Facebook.
November 17, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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cute! ♡

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Piccrew.me image from generator. Anime girl with light brown hair and grey eyes. She wears a black shirt, black pants, and black choker. Her legs are pulled up near her chest. Her hand makes a peace sign. She has multiple ear piercings. Background is black with white dashed lines forming a diamond pattern.
November 16, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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Fuck yeah, homemade farmer’s wraps for dindin 🤤
A homemade breakfast wrap, a copy cat of Tim Horton’s farmer’s wrap. The wrap contains egg, sausage patty, a hash brown patty, and chipotle sauce.
November 14, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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if you need me today, don’t.
Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas loading screen on a PC monitor. On screen character is a Black man wearing sunglasses, an orange ball cap, gold link chain, and an orange button up shirt.
November 13, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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grabbed some dressed all over because they were out of zesty mordant 🤌
A bag of Ruffles All Dressed flavoured chips. The Ruffles logo is in bold red text. The bag has blue, white, and purple chevron stripes. Bag art shows two ruffled chips beside a bottle of white vinegar, an onion, and a red bell pepper. Text reads: Ruffles All Dressed Assaisonnées (French)
November 13, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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Scene from the Simpsons, edited to cover Mr. Burns’ face with the Steam logo. Mr. Burns sits in a large red office chair at his desk. Homer stands to his right, holding a wired phone. Burns wears a blue suit and black tie. Homer wears a white button down with a pink tie. Text reads: is it about my cube?
November 13, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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Damn it. I keep accidentally posting the contact information for the church that turned away an unhoused woman.
Contact information for the 2nd Reformed Church in Kalamazoo, Michigan. Text reads— Address: 2323 Stadium Drive, Kalamazoo, Michigan, 49008 USA Call us: (269) 382-6600 Office hours: Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday 9am to 12 Noon
November 12, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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Had an idea for the potluck but I’m upping my game in case anyone wants to put me in front of judge shaiie by surprise.
A grey cat with widened eyes, appearing concerned. There is white visible in the cats eyes. The cat is indoors, in front of a round wooden table. The background shows the floor of an open living space.
November 12, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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LET ME TELL YOU ONE TIME
girl I love, girl I love you
Distorted image of a white and black cat with an enlarged mouth. It stands in front of a mic as if singing.
November 10, 2025 at 8:47 PM