@kateallday.bsky.social
Left my heart in Kentucky and my vagina in Lesbos. All that's left is this magnificent structure fire of a brain. AuDHD. I might have banged your wife. Not sorry.
Pinned
Rise like the sun and shine on, my lovelies!
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TIL that blood platelets have serotonin receptors, which is why anemia can mimic depression symptoms and that is absolutely fucking fascinating.
November 10, 2025 at 9:55 PM
TIL that blood platelets have serotonin receptors, which is why anemia can mimic depression symptoms and that is absolutely fucking fascinating.
Whoops, I went long. Way, way long.
*gently puts head back*
*gently puts head back*
Anything short of calling for Schumer to be replaced is performative outrage designed to mollify you
November 10, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Whoops, I went long. Way, way long.
*gently puts head back*
*gently puts head back*
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Maybe it was the whole primitive, hateful idea of the feminine as dark, blind, weak, and evil that I saw shaking itself to pieces, imploding, crumbling into wreckage on a desert ground. And I rejoiced to see it fall. I still do.
November 9, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Maybe it was the whole primitive, hateful idea of the feminine as dark, blind, weak, and evil that I saw shaking itself to pieces, imploding, crumbling into wreckage on a desert ground. And I rejoiced to see it fall. I still do.
I love Ron Wyden as much as I love any man, but...
YOU ARE SO OLD YOU CAN'T MOVE YOUR HANDS PROPERLY.
WHY ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT FIGHTING "AS MUCH AS YOU CAN" LIKE IT'S A GOOD THING?
Is the US Senate the oldest governing electoral body on earth?
If not, WHO IS?
And what decisions do they make? 🧐
YOU ARE SO OLD YOU CAN'T MOVE YOUR HANDS PROPERLY.
WHY ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT FIGHTING "AS MUCH AS YOU CAN" LIKE IT'S A GOOD THING?
Is the US Senate the oldest governing electoral body on earth?
If not, WHO IS?
And what decisions do they make? 🧐
November 9, 2025 at 10:45 AM
I love Ron Wyden as much as I love any man, but...
YOU ARE SO OLD YOU CAN'T MOVE YOUR HANDS PROPERLY.
WHY ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT FIGHTING "AS MUCH AS YOU CAN" LIKE IT'S A GOOD THING?
Is the US Senate the oldest governing electoral body on earth?
If not, WHO IS?
And what decisions do they make? 🧐
YOU ARE SO OLD YOU CAN'T MOVE YOUR HANDS PROPERLY.
WHY ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT FIGHTING "AS MUCH AS YOU CAN" LIKE IT'S A GOOD THING?
Is the US Senate the oldest governing electoral body on earth?
If not, WHO IS?
And what decisions do they make? 🧐
Underrated point:
Nobody that is paying attention trusts US Treasury Bonds at this point.
WHO OWNS THEM AND WHY ARE THEY BEING SWAPPED DAILY IN THE CARIBBEAN LIKE YOUR MOM?
Nobody that is paying attention trusts US Treasury Bonds at this point.
WHO OWNS THEM AND WHY ARE THEY BEING SWAPPED DAILY IN THE CARIBBEAN LIKE YOUR MOM?
Underrated point: US treasury bonds have been considered an extremely safe investment but they certainly won’t be if the Republicans continue on the Trump path of corruption, ignoring the law & the courts & installing corrupt DOJ AGs & judges.
The whole world is watching.
The whole world is watching.
Mark Carney was talking about attracting foreign investment to Canada and listed reasons Canada is a good place to invest. A reporter pointed out that the U.S. has those things, too. What sets Canada apart? Carney responded, "Well, we have rule of law."
November 9, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Underrated point:
Nobody that is paying attention trusts US Treasury Bonds at this point.
WHO OWNS THEM AND WHY ARE THEY BEING SWAPPED DAILY IN THE CARIBBEAN LIKE YOUR MOM?
Nobody that is paying attention trusts US Treasury Bonds at this point.
WHO OWNS THEM AND WHY ARE THEY BEING SWAPPED DAILY IN THE CARIBBEAN LIKE YOUR MOM?
Like I said...
Money isn't real and this is one of the main guys that destroyed the entire concept.
Y'all are gonna be so mad in like 8 years when all the shit I'm saying today finally becomes commonly understood by the nerds, pundits and wonks you actually listen to.
Money isn't real and this is one of the main guys that destroyed the entire concept.
Y'all are gonna be so mad in like 8 years when all the shit I'm saying today finally becomes commonly understood by the nerds, pundits and wonks you actually listen to.
Elon Musk is worth every cent of his trillion dollars
Elon Musk is worth every cent of his trillion dollars
Elon Musk is worth every cent of his trillion dollars
www.independent.co.uk
November 8, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Like I said...
Money isn't real and this is one of the main guys that destroyed the entire concept.
Y'all are gonna be so mad in like 8 years when all the shit I'm saying today finally becomes commonly understood by the nerds, pundits and wonks you actually listen to.
Money isn't real and this is one of the main guys that destroyed the entire concept.
Y'all are gonna be so mad in like 8 years when all the shit I'm saying today finally becomes commonly understood by the nerds, pundits and wonks you actually listen to.
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This perfectly encapsulates how I feel living in the US. The republican party is an insane death cult, the democratic party is 3 corporations in a trench coat, and the "socialists" are just the completely normal left-wing capitalists you'd find in any of 2 dozen European nations.
Europeans recognize Zohran Mamdani’s supposedly radical policies as ‘normal’
Critics of New York City’s mayor-elect have said his pledges of free bus service and universal childcare are unrealistic, but in Europe it’s a given
www.theguardian.com
November 8, 2025 at 5:18 AM
This perfectly encapsulates how I feel living in the US. The republican party is an insane death cult, the democratic party is 3 corporations in a trench coat, and the "socialists" are just the completely normal left-wing capitalists you'd find in any of 2 dozen European nations.
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Guy with a sandwich: “Fuck you armed agent of the state.”
Ivy League: “I will eat my poop and thank you for it because I’m scared of a Fox News personality cosplaying as a lawyer”
Ivy League: “I will eat my poop and thank you for it because I’m scared of a Fox News personality cosplaying as a lawyer”
Breaking News: Cornell University reached an agreement with the Trump administration that would restore hundreds of millions in funding to the university. It's expected to pay a $30 million fine to the government and to invest $30 million in agriculture and farming programs.
Cornell Reaches Deal with Trump Administration to Restore Research Funds
The Ivy League university had warned of layoffs after the Trump administration stripped it of funds this year. The cuts were among the deepest in higher education.
nyti.ms
November 8, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Guy with a sandwich: “Fuck you armed agent of the state.”
Ivy League: “I will eat my poop and thank you for it because I’m scared of a Fox News personality cosplaying as a lawyer”
Ivy League: “I will eat my poop and thank you for it because I’m scared of a Fox News personality cosplaying as a lawyer”
I've been telling y'all to freak out about the atmospheric humidity column for a few years now.
But I guess we're still not talking about the Wet Bulb Temperature yet either.
😒😒😒
Just love watching a mass extinction roll out at human-perceptible scale.
Somebody please perceive this with me 🥺
But I guess we're still not talking about the Wet Bulb Temperature yet either.
😒😒😒
Just love watching a mass extinction roll out at human-perceptible scale.
Somebody please perceive this with me 🥺
Breaking News!
Code Yikes!
Another month, another new record for the 36-month running average for Total Column Precipitable Water in the Northern mid-latitudes.
The Climate 8-ball says: "For the rain it raineth every day."
Code Yikes!
Another month, another new record for the 36-month running average for Total Column Precipitable Water in the Northern mid-latitudes.
The Climate 8-ball says: "For the rain it raineth every day."
November 8, 2025 at 4:32 PM
I've been telling y'all to freak out about the atmospheric humidity column for a few years now.
But I guess we're still not talking about the Wet Bulb Temperature yet either.
😒😒😒
Just love watching a mass extinction roll out at human-perceptible scale.
Somebody please perceive this with me 🥺
But I guess we're still not talking about the Wet Bulb Temperature yet either.
😒😒😒
Just love watching a mass extinction roll out at human-perceptible scale.
Somebody please perceive this with me 🥺
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I explained the client's civil remedies, but most people don't have 2-5 years to pursue them.
"So why are you congratulating me? I still lost. All you're saying is they took almost everything from me instead of everything."
The purpose of a system is what it does.
"So why are you congratulating me? I still lost. All you're saying is they took almost everything from me instead of everything."
The purpose of a system is what it does.
November 8, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I explained the client's civil remedies, but most people don't have 2-5 years to pursue them.
"So why are you congratulating me? I still lost. All you're saying is they took almost everything from me instead of everything."
The purpose of a system is what it does.
"So why are you congratulating me? I still lost. All you're saying is they took almost everything from me instead of everything."
The purpose of a system is what it does.
Girls. Two 10-12yo girls playing on a swing set in a war zone.
Every woman on earth who thinks for 5 seconds knows what's happening to one or both of them in the next 10 years.
We must end men's wars and men's violence.
Castrate all violent men. We cannot have more war criminals among us.
Every woman on earth who thinks for 5 seconds knows what's happening to one or both of them in the next 10 years.
We must end men's wars and men's violence.
Castrate all violent men. We cannot have more war criminals among us.
Children play on a swing set in Dnipro, in front of an apartment building damaged by a Russian drone strike last night.
The search and rescue operation continues right in front of them. At least two people were killed. Maybe more. This is their childhood, the only one they'll ever have.
The search and rescue operation continues right in front of them. At least two people were killed. Maybe more. This is their childhood, the only one they'll ever have.
November 8, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Girls. Two 10-12yo girls playing on a swing set in a war zone.
Every woman on earth who thinks for 5 seconds knows what's happening to one or both of them in the next 10 years.
We must end men's wars and men's violence.
Castrate all violent men. We cannot have more war criminals among us.
Every woman on earth who thinks for 5 seconds knows what's happening to one or both of them in the next 10 years.
We must end men's wars and men's violence.
Castrate all violent men. We cannot have more war criminals among us.
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Scientist James Watson has died. As per his final requests, he will be buried in such a position that he can still look over the shoulder of the grave of Dr. Franklin, just in case zombie Rosalind discovers something else worth swiping.
November 7, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Scientist James Watson has died. As per his final requests, he will be buried in such a position that he can still look over the shoulder of the grave of Dr. Franklin, just in case zombie Rosalind discovers something else worth swiping.
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I helped make a film, out this week, called “Rovina’s Choice,” about the deaths this man without conscience or accountability has caused — already 600,000, ⅔ of them children.
November 6, 2025 at 10:34 PM
I helped make a film, out this week, called “Rovina’s Choice,” about the deaths this man without conscience or accountability has caused — already 600,000, ⅔ of them children.
Always Sunny In Philadelphia:
The gang stumbles down the street, arguing
Mac: Guys, was I drinking shots or beers?
Dee: Let's just call a cab
Charlie: Do YOU have cab money?
Dennis: Ok, let's just STEAL a cab.
Mac: Shots or beers guys shots or beers
Dee: Shots in pint glasses
Mac: *falls*
Josh 🚗
The gang stumbles down the street, arguing
Mac: Guys, was I drinking shots or beers?
Dee: Let's just call a cab
Charlie: Do YOU have cab money?
Dennis: Ok, let's just STEAL a cab.
Mac: Shots or beers guys shots or beers
Dee: Shots in pint glasses
Mac: *falls*
Josh 🚗
one time I was driving home and I saw a small crowd around someone who looked dead so I pulled my car over and checked for a pulse and then started cpr on the sidewalk and while I was doing cpr a bystander tried to STEAL MY CAR KEYS
November 7, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Always Sunny In Philadelphia:
The gang stumbles down the street, arguing
Mac: Guys, was I drinking shots or beers?
Dee: Let's just call a cab
Charlie: Do YOU have cab money?
Dennis: Ok, let's just STEAL a cab.
Mac: Shots or beers guys shots or beers
Dee: Shots in pint glasses
Mac: *falls*
Josh 🚗
The gang stumbles down the street, arguing
Mac: Guys, was I drinking shots or beers?
Dee: Let's just call a cab
Charlie: Do YOU have cab money?
Dennis: Ok, let's just STEAL a cab.
Mac: Shots or beers guys shots or beers
Dee: Shots in pint glasses
Mac: *falls*
Josh 🚗
Post Snowden Era: "No flash drives. No Wi-Fi. No USB of any kind. Not so fast, where are you going with that iPod"
Post Trump Era: "I'll just email it to you. Or should I post it in the group chat? Fuck it, you're already here, just snap a pic of my monitor, a thing we do here at HOMELAND SECURITY"
Post Trump Era: "I'll just email it to you. Or should I post it in the group chat? Fuck it, you're already here, just snap a pic of my monitor, a thing we do here at HOMELAND SECURITY"
oh cool a lead-in modifier that presumes good faith — and gives the government the benefit of the doubt —exactly as prescribed in the famous book: how to do a good journalism
November 7, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Post Snowden Era: "No flash drives. No Wi-Fi. No USB of any kind. Not so fast, where are you going with that iPod"
Post Trump Era: "I'll just email it to you. Or should I post it in the group chat? Fuck it, you're already here, just snap a pic of my monitor, a thing we do here at HOMELAND SECURITY"
Post Trump Era: "I'll just email it to you. Or should I post it in the group chat? Fuck it, you're already here, just snap a pic of my monitor, a thing we do here at HOMELAND SECURITY"
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You have to understand.
This is the fantasy of white folks in the US.
The unmitigated cruelty of this travesty is *the reason* white folks either didn’t vote or voted for a racist pedophile for a second time.
White folks do not care about a functioning society.
They only care about hate.
This is the fantasy of white folks in the US.
The unmitigated cruelty of this travesty is *the reason* white folks either didn’t vote or voted for a racist pedophile for a second time.
White folks do not care about a functioning society.
They only care about hate.
ICE grabs father by the neck—send him into violent seizure while his arms lock up around his toddler.
"He's having seizure and they're trying to rip the baby out of his hands!"
Agents then handcuff him—before putting in ambulance with his child.
Mother is detained by agents as target of arrest.
"He's having seizure and they're trying to rip the baby out of his hands!"
Agents then handcuff him—before putting in ambulance with his child.
Mother is detained by agents as target of arrest.
November 7, 2025 at 3:37 PM
You have to understand.
This is the fantasy of white folks in the US.
The unmitigated cruelty of this travesty is *the reason* white folks either didn’t vote or voted for a racist pedophile for a second time.
White folks do not care about a functioning society.
They only care about hate.
This is the fantasy of white folks in the US.
The unmitigated cruelty of this travesty is *the reason* white folks either didn’t vote or voted for a racist pedophile for a second time.
White folks do not care about a functioning society.
They only care about hate.
I guess NYC landlords are breathing into a bag right now.
The local warlords that will put your family on the street have all fled the city...
...to be replaced by sweet Aunt Margot that started renting out her one spare room for a little extra pin money after Uncle Joe passed...
Poor landlords 🥺
The local warlords that will put your family on the street have all fled the city...
...to be replaced by sweet Aunt Margot that started renting out her one spare room for a little extra pin money after Uncle Joe passed...
Poor landlords 🥺
November 7, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I guess NYC landlords are breathing into a bag right now.
The local warlords that will put your family on the street have all fled the city...
...to be replaced by sweet Aunt Margot that started renting out her one spare room for a little extra pin money after Uncle Joe passed...
Poor landlords 🥺
The local warlords that will put your family on the street have all fled the city...
...to be replaced by sweet Aunt Margot that started renting out her one spare room for a little extra pin money after Uncle Joe passed...
Poor landlords 🥺
I'm so used to seeing the immediate election hangover of "Progressive candidate will meet with constituents and shareholders as soon as they're done shaking the dicks of all the money in town"
Has Mamdani been going around behind my back keeping campaign promises?!?
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?
🧐🥹
Has Mamdani been going around behind my back keeping campaign promises?!?
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?
🧐🥹
Canadian multimillionaire and Shark Tank guy Kevin O'Leary went on TV to say he's upset Zohran won't talk to him: "I and others who invest in real estate have tried to get a meeting to figure out what's rhetoric and what's policy. So far for me it's been crickets."
November 7, 2025 at 4:35 PM
I'm so used to seeing the immediate election hangover of "Progressive candidate will meet with constituents and shareholders as soon as they're done shaking the dicks of all the money in town"
Has Mamdani been going around behind my back keeping campaign promises?!?
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?
🧐🥹
Has Mamdani been going around behind my back keeping campaign promises?!?
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?
🧐🥹
Excuse me, waiter?
This is not what I ordered.
I ordered a Cheezit word salad with a side of Kentucky budget turtle.
This appears to be just a stale cracker. 😐😒
This is not what I ordered.
I ordered a Cheezit word salad with a side of Kentucky budget turtle.
This appears to be just a stale cracker. 😐😒
holy shit -- one of Trump's toadies just passed out and the White House event is brought to an abrupt end
November 6, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Excuse me, waiter?
This is not what I ordered.
I ordered a Cheezit word salad with a side of Kentucky budget turtle.
This appears to be just a stale cracker. 😐😒
This is not what I ordered.
I ordered a Cheezit word salad with a side of Kentucky budget turtle.
This appears to be just a stale cracker. 😐😒
Uhhhh... Guys...
This looks real bad. Real fucking bad.
This looks real bad. Real fucking bad.
November 6, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Uhhhh... Guys...
This looks real bad. Real fucking bad.
This looks real bad. Real fucking bad.
Democrats Never Learn, part 5,825,311
GOP, throwing a white tablecloth over their hatred and pretending it's not a Klan rally: "Americans don't care about XYZ, they care about THE PRICE OF EGGS!"
-Nationwide rejection of fascism-
"Democrats care about what really matters - MONEY"
😐😒😬😡
GOP, throwing a white tablecloth over their hatred and pretending it's not a Klan rally: "Americans don't care about XYZ, they care about THE PRICE OF EGGS!"
-Nationwide rejection of fascism-
"Democrats care about what really matters - MONEY"
😐😒😬😡
A Statement From Chair Christale Spain On Democrats' Blue Sweep Across the Country
November 6, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Democrats Never Learn, part 5,825,311
GOP, throwing a white tablecloth over their hatred and pretending it's not a Klan rally: "Americans don't care about XYZ, they care about THE PRICE OF EGGS!"
-Nationwide rejection of fascism-
"Democrats care about what really matters - MONEY"
😐😒😬😡
GOP, throwing a white tablecloth over their hatred and pretending it's not a Klan rally: "Americans don't care about XYZ, they care about THE PRICE OF EGGS!"
-Nationwide rejection of fascism-
"Democrats care about what really matters - MONEY"
😐😒😬😡
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When I was an exchange student in Bavaria in the 1980s, my teachers still remember how the American GIs fed them when they were hungry
Once upon a time, American soldiers handed out food to Germans because *they* had followed a fascist madman into national ruin.
How times change.
How times change.
NEW: The US Army website for its bases in Bavaria, Germany told its soldiers and employees that it might need to obtain free food from the German government during the US government shutdown.
The Army later altered publication to remove a list of food banks, but we have the original text here:
The Army later altered publication to remove a list of food banks, but we have the original text here:
November 6, 2025 at 4:40 AM
When I was an exchange student in Bavaria in the 1980s, my teachers still remember how the American GIs fed them when they were hungry
We... Should definitely not be telling our soldiers to consume food donations for the poor and needy of another country.
"This is the Brazilian military base that we were forced to allow inside the borders of Texas. So young Brazilian men can line up at food banks before Texas mothers"
Uhhhh... 🧐
"This is the Brazilian military base that we were forced to allow inside the borders of Texas. So young Brazilian men can line up at food banks before Texas mothers"
Uhhhh... 🧐
Government shutdown: US Army tells soldiers in Germany to go to the food bank
US Army advises food bank to soldiers in Germany amid pay uncertainty
US soldiers in Germany may not receive November pay amid the prolonged US government shutdown. Emergency funds covered October salaries, but future payments are uncertain.
www.euronews.com
November 6, 2025 at 1:42 PM
We... Should definitely not be telling our soldiers to consume food donations for the poor and needy of another country.
"This is the Brazilian military base that we were forced to allow inside the borders of Texas. So young Brazilian men can line up at food banks before Texas mothers"
Uhhhh... 🧐
"This is the Brazilian military base that we were forced to allow inside the borders of Texas. So young Brazilian men can line up at food banks before Texas mothers"
Uhhhh... 🧐
✨🎶 Let's Play Presidential Dementia Pictionary!
First question: Can he draw a clock?
Second question: Can he circle Nigeria on a map?
Third questio- SIR PLEASE DON'T EAT THE MAP...
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...🎶...✨
First question: Can he draw a clock?
Second question: Can he circle Nigeria on a map?
Third questio- SIR PLEASE DON'T EAT THE MAP...
...
...🎶...✨
Someone ask him to find Nigeria on an unmarked map
November 6, 2025 at 1:27 PM
✨🎶 Let's Play Presidential Dementia Pictionary!
First question: Can he draw a clock?
Second question: Can he circle Nigeria on a map?
Third questio- SIR PLEASE DON'T EAT THE MAP...
...
...🎶...✨
First question: Can he draw a clock?
Second question: Can he circle Nigeria on a map?
Third questio- SIR PLEASE DON'T EAT THE MAP...
...
...🎶...✨