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Dr Kawashima's Clicker Training
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The dog full of tannerite of the trans liberation movement.
Mildly NSFW. She/her. 27/scotland.
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Dr Kawashima's Clicker Training @katastrophe1312.bsky.social · Apr 16
On March 15, 2009, during launch preparations for STS-119, a free-tailed bat, injured and frightened, latched on to the foam insulation of Space Shuttle Discovery's external propellant tank His wing was broken and thus his life would soon end. But in a moment of bravery and ambition, his IittIe claws buried deep into his foamy vessel, he became master of his own fate. He would not succumb to starvation or predation. No, he would soar into bat legend. He would touch the stars. As Discovery's rockets roared to life, he held his ground, although he was certainly afraid In his adrenaline-soaked brain he may have thought, "Can a bat . be brave if he's afraid?" I imagine he heard the answer echo, as though off the walls of his dark, cavernous home: "That is the only time a bat can be brave." Once the shuttle's rockets began pushing its massive frame toward the heavens he turned his little eyes skyward. The shuttle gained speed, terrifying speed, and he knew he would soon slip the sturdy bonds of the Earth. His grip would eventually fail as Discovery sped faster than a bullet toward the inky, Stygian blackness of space. Although his small body was incinerated by the bright hellfire of the shuttle's exhaust his legend will shine brighter. We mast never forget his shining example. We must never forget to be brave in the face of overwhelming adversity. We must never forget to strive every day to be more than we are. We must never forget the final, heroic flight of Space Bat. -credit to ,skycake an Redd.
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disconnector!!!!
November 17, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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mattielubchansky.com
oh word | patreon.com/lubchansky
PANEL 1: A GUY IN A TINFOIL HAT runs up to MATTIE waving a piece of paper around. MATTIE is on her phone. GUY: I figured it out…all the signs! GUY: Everything is bad because we're being SECRETLY ENSLAVED by a SHADOWY CABAL of OCTOPUS MEN from JUPITER'S MOON. PANEL 2: MATTIE looks up at the guy, who is gesticulating wildly. GUY: See, they need OUR oxygen to– MATTIE: Hey actually no the news just came out. MATTIE: Turns out it was just a cabal of rich perverts. PANEL 3: The GUY, scratching his head. He displaces his tinfoil hat slightly. MATTIE shows him her phone. GUY: Oh. Word? MATTIE: Yeah they all know each other and were all just sort of emailing about it. PANEL 4: AN OCTOPUS MONSTER in a spacesuit pops up behind MATTIE and the GUY. MONSTER: Really awful infosec.
November 17, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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maffewgregg.bsky.social
November 17, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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mattmcmuscles.bsky.social
November 17, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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tullamore-jew.bsky.social
Antisemitism is a lot like Qanon child abuse conspiracies in that there’s this real and bad phenomenon and, parallel to that, what can only be described as a large scale mass psychosis about a mostly fictional version of the same phenomenon
November 16, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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pennyverdigris.bsky.social
(This harness is a nightmare to get on, but when it works...)

Post a pic where you thought your ass looked good! 🍑
A shot of my back side, wearing a bright green body harness that glows under the lurid blue and pink lights. The shape of the harness frames my ass cheeks, making it look even more pert than usual.
November 16, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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awfulworldkid.bsky.social
the existence and popularity of mechsploitation as a genre is the final vindication of Isabel Fall
November 16, 2025 at 6:25 AM
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maffewgregg.bsky.social
watching tna turning point
November 16, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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finalgwen.bsky.social
Don't worry, this robot girl isn't an LLM. My ass may be large but I do very little learning.
A selfie, under purple and blue lights that make the green hair pop to a radioactive level. My makeup is done in circuitboard designs that run down the right side of my face, framing my undercut and going over my eye. I'm wearing my collar and a Cyberdog crop top that says the word 'Android' repeating downwards.
November 16, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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shiftingentity.bsky.social
the dick pics you get from the girls and theys vs the one you get from the cishets
A softly lit picture of the pale fem Rach queer with green hair wearing a black set of underwear and holding a sparkly mushroom at their crotch as if it were a penis. Rach is sat on a bed looking passionately down at the mushroom A dark bathroom seen at an awkward angle lit by harsh camera flash to show two spread legs and boxers on the floor between them as the talker is sat on the loo. A fake dick/pink plastic thing is held in one hand
December 12, 2024 at 5:01 PM
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getting a text in the middle of the night and it's just my loathsome vizier saying "Your enemies lie in wait, my lord!!" what am I supposed to do with that. its four in the morning
November 14, 2025 at 4:06 AM
katastrophe1312.bsky.social
Took my Indian friend to a demolition derby, call that bhangra racing
November 15, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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shiftingentity.bsky.social
what I use for dilation
wrc Wolf lubricants sign
November 15, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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Always repost ska Oscar Isaac.
tylerhuckabee.bsky.social hucksgiving @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · Sep 2
Every day someone new learns that Oscar Isaac was in a late 90s Christian ska band. Who will today’s person be.
Five guys who simply ooze late '90s Florida youth group pastor from every pore, hanging out at a bar. In the center is a young man with a handkerchief tied over his head and a Corona in his hand. Even in these tender years, you can tell this man has got some sauce in the way the rest of his pals don't. It's his stare, his slightly pouted lips. Even if you didn't know who he was, you'd guess he was meant for big things. You'd be right. It's Oscar Isaac.
November 14, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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Magneto
November 15, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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frailoldwoman.bsky.social
Kendrick Lamar “Swimming Pools” voice
billhayden65.bsky.social Bill Hayden @billhayden65.bsky.social · 2d
Lenin (bald)
Stalin (hair)
Khrushchev (bald)
Brezhnev (hair)
November 15, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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A Triadic palette with
001215 Light Pink Trans,
001464 True Blue Trans,
and 001837 Medium Amber Tint
A circle split into three pie slices making a Triadic palette with the colors: 001215 Light Pink Trans, 001464 True Blue Trans, and 001837 Medium Amber Tint
November 15, 2025 at 12:54 PM
katastrophe1312.bsky.social
Remember when Megyn Kelly had a whole face turn arc around the start of the first Trump admin?

variety.com/2016/tv/news...
November 15, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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shiftingentity.bsky.social
horrifying realisation by clickertrained puppygirl as a ring-pull can of monster is opened by their handler only for it to sound exactly like a clicker
November 15, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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maffewgregg.bsky.social
courtesy of DylPesch from the wonderful @deadlockpw.bsky.social reddit
November 15, 2025 at 11:18 AM
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smoothdunk2.bsky.social
imagine going through a rough patch financially and u have to cancel your subscription to your mum
November 15, 2025 at 11:06 AM
katastrophe1312.bsky.social
Thrown out of the fujoshi writing discord for writing Trump x Clinton fic
November 14, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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mel.bzky.team
at some point we ought to interrogate the link between the techbro-freak demographic and cowardice in confronting death anxiety. not usually one to go "society has gotten too soft and that's why everyone is weird now" but in this case it feels salient. I think we unlearned how to accept death
downwithdan.bsky.social Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 3d
New insult to life itself just dropped
November 14, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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trashfuture.bsky.social
Check Out Our New Bonus To Feel Great
stuckfuelnozzle.bsky.social MasterCard Lola Powertrain Engineer @stuckfuelnozzle.bsky.social · 3d
Riley on @trashfuture.bsky.social :
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@edzitron.com in response: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"

everyone listening: is that bad?
November 14, 2025 at 6:17 PM