Maya Dancer
@karenmiller.bsky.social
Jaded philosopher
Un-Retired dancer
Olde Punke
Bipolarcoaster
NRK
Un-Retired dancer
Olde Punke
Bipolarcoaster
NRK
Pinned
Maya Dancer
@karenmiller.bsky.social
· Sep 28
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I like big tanks and I cannot lie
No other comrade can deny
When a girl comes in with dialectic materialism and class war is getting hot
You get woke
No other comrade can deny
When a girl comes in with dialectic materialism and class war is getting hot
You get woke
November 12, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I like big tanks and I cannot lie
No other comrade can deny
When a girl comes in with dialectic materialism and class war is getting hot
You get woke
No other comrade can deny
When a girl comes in with dialectic materialism and class war is getting hot
You get woke
Things I think when surveying the Scrabble board...
Is "blowjob" one word or two
Is "blowjob" one word or two
November 11, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Things I think when surveying the Scrabble board...
Is "blowjob" one word or two
Is "blowjob" one word or two
Someone's going to get Luigied
November 11, 2025 at 7:30 AM
Someone's going to get Luigied
It's that time of year...when the philosophers come out of their philosophy sheds and do philosophical things...like destroy illusions
November 10, 2025 at 10:51 PM
It's that time of year...when the philosophers come out of their philosophy sheds and do philosophical things...like destroy illusions
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Cool, our nation's immigration policy is now officially "NO FAT CHICKS" 10/10 zero notes 5 stars.
Idiot Galoot already set up the "Gas, Grass, or Ass nobody rides for free" system so maybe we should change the national symbol to a 1975 Conversion Van with a sick Wizard Airbrushed on the side.
Idiot Galoot already set up the "Gas, Grass, or Ass nobody rides for free" system so maybe we should change the national symbol to a 1975 Conversion Van with a sick Wizard Airbrushed on the side.
November 9, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Cool, our nation's immigration policy is now officially "NO FAT CHICKS" 10/10 zero notes 5 stars.
Idiot Galoot already set up the "Gas, Grass, or Ass nobody rides for free" system so maybe we should change the national symbol to a 1975 Conversion Van with a sick Wizard Airbrushed on the side.
Idiot Galoot already set up the "Gas, Grass, or Ass nobody rides for free" system so maybe we should change the national symbol to a 1975 Conversion Van with a sick Wizard Airbrushed on the side.
I've taken to calling the night table made from milk crates my "credenza"...I've just always wanted to use that word
November 9, 2025 at 5:31 PM
I've taken to calling the night table made from milk crates my "credenza"...I've just always wanted to use that word
Going to paint my new boat, which I named the Unsinkable Titanic Fuck You Neptune
November 7, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Going to paint my new boat, which I named the Unsinkable Titanic Fuck You Neptune
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The Matrix originally arose when all the tech bros were forcibly sequestered in their own AI slop factory by people who just didn't want to deal with those idiots anymore.
November 5, 2025 at 10:07 PM
The Matrix originally arose when all the tech bros were forcibly sequestered in their own AI slop factory by people who just didn't want to deal with those idiots anymore.
Halloween Prize went to:
November 4, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Halloween Prize went to:
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Great Depression-style hobos, riding the rails and communicating with coded chalk marks.
November 3, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Great Depression-style hobos, riding the rails and communicating with coded chalk marks.
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There must be homeless vampires. They can't all have ancestral castles or clever lawyers who can help them forge identities.
November 3, 2025 at 6:47 AM
There must be homeless vampires. They can't all have ancestral castles or clever lawyers who can help them forge identities.
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Waymo = cat killer
Waymo murdered our neighborhood's beloved mascot...
screw those guys
Waymo murdered our neighborhood's beloved mascot...
screw those guys
November 3, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Waymo = cat killer
Waymo murdered our neighborhood's beloved mascot...
screw those guys
Waymo murdered our neighborhood's beloved mascot...
screw those guys
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giving everyone in my family a custom calendar for christmas (every month is just a screenshot of my terrible posts)
November 2, 2025 at 4:46 PM
giving everyone in my family a custom calendar for christmas (every month is just a screenshot of my terrible posts)
November 1, 2025 at 4:54 AM
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every couple of days the official white house website says "we want to kill you. we want to destroy everything you love. we are the living incarnation of death and we shall sweep life from this earth like an unstoppable whirlwind" and its like oh. ok. do i still have to pay taxes
October 30, 2025 at 8:04 PM
every couple of days the official white house website says "we want to kill you. we want to destroy everything you love. we are the living incarnation of death and we shall sweep life from this earth like an unstoppable whirlwind" and its like oh. ok. do i still have to pay taxes
If you see someone taking food...no you didn't
October 30, 2025 at 2:34 AM
If you see someone taking food...no you didn't
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If you are not at risk it is your civic duty to tell these guys they are embarrassing worms if you see them patrolling a supermarket to arrest people that the government is intentionally starving
California police boost patrols at grocery stores as millions set to lose SNAP benefits
California police boost patrols at grocery stores as millions set to lose SNAP benefits
www.foxla.com
October 30, 2025 at 12:40 AM
If you are not at risk it is your civic duty to tell these guys they are embarrassing worms if you see them patrolling a supermarket to arrest people that the government is intentionally starving
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wendys selling special where's the beef lady frostys now thru halloween! each frosty has some of her corpse blended in
October 29, 2025 at 3:28 PM
wendys selling special where's the beef lady frostys now thru halloween! each frosty has some of her corpse blended in
You just don't see as many blimps these days.
October 29, 2025 at 4:33 AM
You just don't see as many blimps these days.
Pink Porridge
Your porn name is the last thing you ate and the color of your underwear.
Commando Rich Tea
Commando Rich Tea
Your porn name is the last thing you ate and the color of your underwear.
Grey Sprouts
Grey Sprouts
October 28, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Pink Porridge
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Competence is rewarded with more work. Incompetence is punished with leisure.
October 28, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Competence is rewarded with more work. Incompetence is punished with leisure.
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There is no guillotine sharp enough y'all
futurism.com/space/scient...
futurism.com/space/scient...
Scientists Oppose Huge Array of Mirrors in Space That Shines Nighttime Sunlight on Wealthy Customers
The astronomical community is horrified at plans made by a for-profit company to flood the night sky with sunlight.
futurism.com
October 27, 2025 at 2:44 AM
There is no guillotine sharp enough y'all
futurism.com/space/scient...
futurism.com/space/scient...
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Pumpkin Spice Latte: what if you could drink a Things Remembered
October 20, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Pumpkin Spice Latte: what if you could drink a Things Remembered