Sam Uzi
realsamuzi.bsky.social
Sam Uzi
@realsamuzi.bsky.social
Best 21st Century author you've never heard of.
Entertainment for people who enjoy thinking.
(amazon.com/author/samuzi)
Soul brother number 6.
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November 2, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Waymo = cat killer

Waymo murdered our neighborhood's beloved mascot...

screw those guys
November 3, 2025 at 6:21 PM
vision blurred; seeing double...
looking at two-dimensional chess board, thinking that's what four-dimensional chess is
#nokings
October 25, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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October 23, 2025 at 3:58 PM
so hot in the dinosaur suit!!!
#nokings San Francisco march!!! Nearly passed out but it was worth the effort!!!
#loveamerica #endTrump

Dinosaurs For Democracy!!!!!
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October 19, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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Books Ain’t Screens
October 16, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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October 16, 2025 at 10:52 AM
my trusty Casio G-Shock solar powered watch... kickin' for 22 years, only runs a little fast... gift from my favorite person in the world
October 15, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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October 15, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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October 14, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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October 14, 2025 at 12:27 AM
@stephenking.bsky.social dood, I know no one has ever said this before, but you are an amazingly good writer... your prose is transparent and evocative, and your stories rich and compelling... somebody just had to say it out loud! in reality: thanks for all the good reads
October 14, 2025 at 5:45 PM
the old ways must croak
October 12, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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October 12, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Canadian Snow Birds flying overhead for Fleet Week instead of Blue Angels... thanks Canada for having our back when our own Republican-led government can't get it together to put our own birds in the air #shutdown #fleetweek #blueangels
October 11, 2025 at 8:14 PM
ha!!
October 11, 2025 at 6:49 PM
dinosaurs not kings
-=will be sporting inflatable dinosaur costume at SF, CA October 18th No Kings event=-
like-minded inflatable creatures are encouraged to attend; let's gather near the Patchwork Man at Justin Herman Plaza!
a whole pack of dinosaurs would be very cool!! #indivisible #nokings
October 11, 2025 at 2:37 PM
as of July 1st, the CDC no longer screens for listeria... I'm sure there's absolutely no correlation between that and the deaths...
The CDC made reporting listeria optional. Listeria in ready-to-eat pasta has killed four and hospitalized 19.
Trader Joe’s and Walmart Frozen Meals May Have Listeria Linked to Outbreak
www.nytimes.com
October 4, 2025 at 5:57 PM
interestingly enough, this seems to be similar to the way THC can be an effective palliative agent, not by masking or shutting off pain (like opioids, for example) but by sort of "moving the pain to the side", where it can essentially be ignored...
October 4, 2025 at 5:30 PM
yeah wow... this doesn't suck a giant ball of crap at all #nutjob
Julius Caesar was the first Roman to put his own living face on coins, weeks before his death. It is one of the deepest cultural signifiers of something autocracies do and republics do not.

“Render unto Caesar.” A practice so notoriously arrogant Jesus himself dunked on it with snarky wordplay.
Treasury Department Has Plans To Mint Dollar Coin Featuring Donald Trump's Likeness | Defector
The United States Department of the Treasury has developed, to the brink of production, a dollar coin that features the face and likeness of President Donald Trump, according to a source within the Tr...
defector.com
October 4, 2025 at 12:56 PM
wow, CNN on point... Hamas just agreed to release all hostages and CNN is excitedly waiting for Ditty to comment on his sentencing.... #priorities
October 3, 2025 at 8:01 PM
fun with words:

FAG; FAGGOT (n): one who displays excessively exaggerated gender-role characteristics, usually to compensate for deep and debilitating insecurity

eg: "F. A. and F. O.!"
October 2, 2025 at 8:56 AM
Huston, we have a hero.
RIP Jim Lovell
#nasa
August 8, 2025 at 10:04 PM