Bwindi's Baconator at Carlsbad Jr.
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Fabulous fluorescent-beige elder millennial. ✊🏽🏳️🌈. Former Moorish Science Temple. Writes code for money, occasionally suffers fools for fun. Rules, empathy, math. SFO🏠 #LLAP 🖖🏽
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online gambling is essentially legal and open money fixing and laundering at this point
December 13, 2025 at 7:20 PM
online gambling is essentially legal and open money fixing and laundering at this point
coming soon: the YouTube Journal-Constitution
December 13, 2025 at 10:17 PM
coming soon: the YouTube Journal-Constitution
If a vehicle with blinky lights and/or exempted from speed-governor rules (e.g. state trooper, ambulance) is in your rear-view mirror, you should change lanes
December 13, 2025 at 10:15 PM
If a vehicle with blinky lights and/or exempted from speed-governor rules (e.g. state trooper, ambulance) is in your rear-view mirror, you should change lanes
It's crossed my mind a few times that the MAGA policy for addressing climate change is to wall off the country as we watch the rest of the planet burn
December 12, 2025 at 8:31 PM
It's crossed my mind a few times that the MAGA policy for addressing climate change is to wall off the country as we watch the rest of the planet burn
Literally the only thing holding back an even worse recession triggered by their stupid policies
December 12, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Literally the only thing holding back an even worse recession triggered by their stupid policies
"I get that he wants a kid but does he think he's looking for a spouse, a babymama, or a human 3D printer"
December 11, 2025 at 1:28 AM
"I get that he wants a kid but does he think he's looking for a spouse, a babymama, or a human 3D printer"
Public transit is hard to pencil out as a profit center in the low-density setups we have in most American "cities"
Best-case we fix that over a generation; in meantime we can free up people and from driving and route planning. Hopefully the latter can make carpooling easier and more common
Best-case we fix that over a generation; in meantime we can free up people and from driving and route planning. Hopefully the latter can make carpooling easier and more common
December 10, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Public transit is hard to pencil out as a profit center in the low-density setups we have in most American "cities"
Best-case we fix that over a generation; in meantime we can free up people and from driving and route planning. Hopefully the latter can make carpooling easier and more common
Best-case we fix that over a generation; in meantime we can free up people and from driving and route planning. Hopefully the latter can make carpooling easier and more common
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A good question I don't know how to answer is whether Oliver North was meaningfully dumber than Hegseth
December 8, 2025 at 9:20 PM
A good question I don't know how to answer is whether Oliver North was meaningfully dumber than Hegseth
In a just world someone would have already formed a punk metal band named Rawr Cwimes
December 9, 2025 at 9:10 PM
In a just world someone would have already formed a punk metal band named Rawr Cwimes
Potat-no (or perhaps Potat-noe)
December 9, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Potat-no (or perhaps Potat-noe)
"Die Hard" has a new challenger
Kubrick’s final film isn’t just set at Christmas. It’s a subversive critique of class, desire and the fantasies we buy into during the festive season.
Eyes Wide Shut is the ultimate Christmas film
Kubrick’s final film isn’t just set at Christmas. It’s a subversive critique of class, desire and the fantasies we buy into during the festive season.
tcnv.link
December 9, 2025 at 5:29 PM
"Die Hard" has a new challenger
My vision is this, except making it 20 years to life for white-collar crime
a woman in a red dress is standing next to a man in a suit .
ALT: a woman in a red dress is standing next to a man in a suit .
media.tenor.com
December 8, 2025 at 9:21 PM
My vision is this, except making it 20 years to life for white-collar crime
A good question I don't know how to answer is whether Oliver North was meaningfully dumber than Hegseth
December 8, 2025 at 9:20 PM
A good question I don't know how to answer is whether Oliver North was meaningfully dumber than Hegseth
It's all predicated on the idea that the American center-left will forever be too namby pamby to abet another J Edgar of their own.
I wasn't keen to prove them wrong 15 years ago, but now...
I wasn't keen to prove them wrong 15 years ago, but now...
December 8, 2025 at 9:14 PM
It's all predicated on the idea that the American center-left will forever be too namby pamby to abet another J Edgar of their own.
I wasn't keen to prove them wrong 15 years ago, but now...
I wasn't keen to prove them wrong 15 years ago, but now...
I love turning "fog of war" into a euphemism for drunkenness
December 3, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I love turning "fog of war" into a euphemism for drunkenness
It's really unfortunate that dude is so enamored with writing his signature that it'll be the last cognitive function he holds on to
December 1, 2025 at 3:14 PM
It's really unfortunate that dude is so enamored with writing his signature that it'll be the last cognitive function he holds on to
Proscription via popular sovereignty gon' be lit
December 1, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Proscription via popular sovereignty gon' be lit
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If the Venezuelan sailors were enemy combatants, then the 2nd strike is a war crime.
If the Venezuelan sailors weren’t enemy combatants, then both strikes are criminal murder.
It’s that simple.
If the Venezuelan sailors weren’t enemy combatants, then both strikes are criminal murder.
It’s that simple.
November 30, 2025 at 8:42 PM
If the Venezuelan sailors were enemy combatants, then the 2nd strike is a war crime.
If the Venezuelan sailors weren’t enemy combatants, then both strikes are criminal murder.
It’s that simple.
If the Venezuelan sailors weren’t enemy combatants, then both strikes are criminal murder.
It’s that simple.
Big coach energy
By the transitive property does this mean Stanford is now top-25
By the transitive property does this mean Stanford is now top-25
November 30, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Big coach energy
By the transitive property does this mean Stanford is now top-25
By the transitive property does this mean Stanford is now top-25
Counterpoint: one of his longtime favorite expressions is "I had nothing to do with that"
November 29, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Counterpoint: one of his longtime favorite expressions is "I had nothing to do with that"
Cowardice is risk aversion done pathologically, no?
November 29, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Cowardice is risk aversion done pathologically, no?
Hegseth's DoD be like
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2Qn...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2Qn...
KILL ZEM...
YouTube video by AbominableAchromasia
www.youtube.com
November 29, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Hegseth's DoD be like
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2Qn...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2Qn...
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they did not produce the paper trail ahead of time because Pete Hegseth has always been an aspirational serial killer and has never had an administrative job where he was not constantly too drunk to function
Interesting that the answer here is not "what are u gonna do about it fuck u libs." That it has been.
a lot of words, none of them denying that Hegseth gave an order to kill helpless people who were stranded at sea after he blew up their boats
November 29, 2025 at 1:37 AM
they did not produce the paper trail ahead of time because Pete Hegseth has always been an aspirational serial killer and has never had an administrative job where he was not constantly too drunk to function
I'm sure it's unrelated but a video site Algorithm just offered me a vignette on the final day in the life of Nicolae Ceaușescu
November 28, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I'm sure it's unrelated but a video site Algorithm just offered me a vignette on the final day in the life of Nicolae Ceaușescu
Who in the Bay Area is going to fix dinner with American-made sorghum just because
November 27, 2025 at 9:20 AM
Who in the Bay Area is going to fix dinner with American-made sorghum just because