coming soon: the YouTube Journal-Constitution

If a vehicle with blinky lights and/or exempted from speed-governor rules (e.g. state trooper, ambulance) is in your rear-view mirror, you should change lanes

It's crossed my mind a few times that the MAGA policy for addressing climate change is to wall off the country as we watch the rest of the planet burn

Literally the only thing holding back an even worse recession triggered by their stupid policies

Public transit is hard to pencil out as a profit center in the low-density setups we have in most American "cities"

Best-case we fix that over a generation; in meantime we can free up people and from driving and route planning. Hopefully the latter can make carpooling easier and more common

A good question I don't know how to answer is whether Oliver North was meaningfully dumber than Hegseth

Potat-no (or perhaps Potat-noe)

My vision is this, except making it 20 years to life for white-collar crime

A good question I don't know how to answer is whether Oliver North was meaningfully dumber than Hegseth

It's all predicated on the idea that the American center-left will forever be too namby pamby to abet another J Edgar of their own.

I wasn't keen to prove them wrong 15 years ago, but now...

I love turning "fog of war" into a euphemism for drunkenness

It's really unfortunate that dude is so enamored with writing his signature that it'll be the last cognitive function he holds on to

Proscription via popular sovereignty gon' be lit

Big coach energy

By the transitive property does this mean Stanford is now top-25

Counterpoint: one of his longtime favorite expressions is "I had nothing to do with that"

Cowardice is risk aversion done pathologically, no?

I'm sure it's unrelated but a video site Algorithm just offered me a vignette on the final day in the life of Nicolae Ceaușescu

Who in the Bay Area is going to fix dinner with American-made sorghum just because