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Jesz✨
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your da is a pure ride
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this is genuinely incredible
January 15, 2026 at 1:31 PM
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what a legend lmao
January 14, 2026 at 12:22 AM
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‘Toxic empathy’ is one of the more comically evil things that far right cretins have spat out. Very likely stems from having no friends. Crying like fuck because normal people care about other people. Pathetic losers
January 15, 2026 at 7:05 PM
Had to go to the Edinburgh office today and it was very busy and stressful and tiring, then got some bad family news. I need to pass my local on the way home and resisting the urge to stop in for a pint is gonna be challenging…
January 15, 2026 at 4:55 PM
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sir please put some pants on
January 15, 2026 at 12:15 PM
Morrison’s do really nice San Pel-style flavoured sparkling water drinks in lemon and blood orange, and they’re really carrying me through dry January.
January 14, 2026 at 5:24 PM
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The world has gone mad.

#JusticeForReneeGood
#FuckTrump
Jon Stewart on the ball, again
January 14, 2026 at 12:14 PM
Love it when I get bombarded with requests to complete urgent time-sensitive tasks, then completely ignored for hours at a time when I go back and ask for clarification on the detail. Not that fucking urgent, then?
January 14, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Been invited to a pal’s 40th in Oban in a couple months, so I’ve treated myself to a nice B&B room on the harbour with a sea view :)
January 14, 2026 at 11:08 AM
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We're not supposed to know what goes on at the bottom of the ocean. I saw this thing that looked like a carrier bag full of eyes holding an umbrella. That's nobody's business
January 12, 2026 at 12:47 PM
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Fuck it, I deserve all my love
January 13, 2026 at 5:03 PM
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Dogbert weighing Scott Adams’ heart against a feather
January 13, 2026 at 6:05 PM
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leftist plan to increase the birthrate:

- universal health care
- free child care
- better paid family leave
- better workforce protections so they can't lay you off while you're pregnant and be like "no it was for something else i swear"

ok i did it

www.npr.org/2026/01/12/n...
As birthrates tumble, some progressives say the left needs to offer ideas and solutions
The US and other countries face aging, shrinking populations. Conservatives have shaped debate over the issue. Some liberals say it's time for progressives to weigh in.
www.npr.org
January 13, 2026 at 6:24 PM
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Thinking about that time the My Little Pony comics, of all things, absolutely bodied Scott Adams.
March 26, 2024 at 9:35 AM
I see another wave of terfs have slithered their way over here. Block early, block often, tell them to fuck off 👍
January 13, 2026 at 1:15 PM
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remember all the stuff about how people being mean on social media was a threat to MPs' safety? well now they're adamant they need to stay on an app where the *only* response they ever get is from racists, conspiracy theorists, people calling them traitors, etc
January 13, 2026 at 10:23 AM
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Say what you will about the US-UK special relationship, but both leaders are staunchly united in their refusal to discuss their close personal relationships with prolific paedophiles.
September 18, 2025 at 7:08 AM
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“One day, I left school and drove to a gas station to use their bathroom. Another day, I held it and thought I was going to pee myself in front of class.”

Bathroom bans ruin lives and put us all at risk. We can’t let one take root in the UK

www.theguardian.com/society/2026...
I loved my teaching job. But as a trans man in Texas, quitting was the only way to get my dignity back
After the state’s bathroom ban went into effect in December amid a slew of new anti-trans policies, I couldn’t keep trying to hide my identity at work
www.theguardian.com
January 12, 2026 at 8:39 PM
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This is the funniest shirt ever to be wearing during a “man on the street” local news interview. 🤣 I had to rewind multiple times for screenshots. I’m dead
November 5, 2024 at 5:31 AM
Accidentally put fennel seeds instead of cumin into a saag paneer I made for dinner, but it tastes fine. Austin said he wouldn’t have noticed until I pointed it out.
January 12, 2026 at 7:52 PM
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So, when are we going to talk about the fact that all of the anti-trans supposed "women's rights" activists do the vast majority of their political organising on the CSAM and nudification app?
January 12, 2026 at 2:49 PM
Conceded that we cannot stop Eddie from climbing on top of the wardrobe, so we added a shelf next to it so she at least had a safer way of coming back down again. Since the shelf went up she has completely lost interest in wardrobe climbing 🙃
January 12, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Ordered new bedsheets and the company had also sent me an oodie in error. Contacted them to let them know and they’ve said I can just keep it as a goodwill gesture :)
January 12, 2026 at 3:53 PM
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Every week is overwhelming evidence of what we saw with our own eyes, but which our credulous media was afraid to print: the Nazi salute was a Nazi salute
January 9, 2026 at 5:29 PM