Jesz✨
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Jesz✨
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· Dec 29
Egg thrown at me
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Shout out to my boys on #InternationalMensDay.
November 19, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Shout out to my boys on #InternationalMensDay.
I like 6music a lot but I find Grimshaw in the mornings deeply annoying and really miss Lauren Laverne :(
November 19, 2025 at 9:25 AM
I like 6music a lot but I find Grimshaw in the mornings deeply annoying and really miss Lauren Laverne :(
Feel like the kid in the emperors new clothes whenever I see stories in the media about glinner - they all make out he’s just a poor wee put-upon man being punished just for having an opinion, when all you have to do is look at the sewer that is his X account to know that’s not true.
Graham Linehan in the papers again crying someone else he used to be friends with hates him [Telegraph]
November 18, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Feel like the kid in the emperors new clothes whenever I see stories in the media about glinner - they all make out he’s just a poor wee put-upon man being punished just for having an opinion, when all you have to do is look at the sewer that is his X account to know that’s not true.
For some reason eddie has decided she no longer likes her cat bed that I keep under my desk in the office, she’s just cried at me until I moved it so she could sleep on the same spot on the floor.
November 17, 2025 at 4:49 PM
For some reason eddie has decided she no longer likes her cat bed that I keep under my desk in the office, she’s just cried at me until I moved it so she could sleep on the same spot on the floor.
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Brown Jenkin
What's your favourite monster/creature from literature? I'm thinking Tuunbaq from Dan Simmon's The Terror, the triffids from Wyndham's Day of the Triffids, the demon from M.R. James' Casting The Runes, Grendel, Pennywise, etc.
November 15, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Brown Jenkin
Went to visit mum. Her dog liked me scratching his head between his ears so much he sat on top of the sofa just behind me and rested his wee chin on my shoulder all afternoon 😌
November 15, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Went to visit mum. Her dog liked me scratching his head between his ears so much he sat on top of the sofa just behind me and rested his wee chin on my shoulder all afternoon 😌
Went back to yoga after a break (had something on or been away for a couple months) and as usual the first ten mins were hell but I felt great by the end of the class ffs
November 14, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Went back to yoga after a break (had something on or been away for a couple months) and as usual the first ten mins were hell but I felt great by the end of the class ffs
Overheard a few of the newer Govanhill residents from That London grumbling about the weather recently while out and about. Yeah this is a west of Scotland winter m8 it’s gonna be dark cold wind and rain until at least February so buckle in 👍
November 14, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Overheard a few of the newer Govanhill residents from That London grumbling about the weather recently while out and about. Yeah this is a west of Scotland winter m8 it’s gonna be dark cold wind and rain until at least February so buckle in 👍
Been feeding Eddie little and often today then anxiously monitoring her to make sure she keeps it down and doesn’t barf it up. Ok so far but I think she’s getting annoyed about me following her about lol
November 14, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Been feeding Eddie little and often today then anxiously monitoring her to make sure she keeps it down and doesn’t barf it up. Ok so far but I think she’s getting annoyed about me following her about lol
Had to take a pee sample from Eddie for the vets. She’s just been watching me sook up the big piss she just did with a pipette, looking completely puzzled. Probably thinks I’ve gone mental.
November 13, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Had to take a pee sample from Eddie for the vets. She’s just been watching me sook up the big piss she just did with a pipette, looking completely puzzled. Probably thinks I’ve gone mental.
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November 13, 2025 at 5:08 AM
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In Leeds, and being called love and darling all over the shop.
November 8, 2025 at 12:49 PM
In Leeds, and being called love and darling all over the shop.
I’m in Yorkshire and there’s poppies fuckin everywhere.
November 7, 2025 at 3:43 PM
I’m in Yorkshire and there’s poppies fuckin everywhere.
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Guy Fawkes' signature before & after saying on Bluesky that he lets his cat go outside
November 6, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Guy Fawkes' signature before & after saying on Bluesky that he lets his cat go outside
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🚨🚨🚨 The jury has reached a verdict. Sean Dunn, aka the DC Sandwich Guy, has been found NOT GUILTY of assault.
November 6, 2025 at 7:25 PM
🚨🚨🚨 The jury has reached a verdict. Sean Dunn, aka the DC Sandwich Guy, has been found NOT GUILTY of assault.
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succubus - female demon that seduces men
incubus - male demon that seduces women
vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party
incubus - male demon that seduces women
vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party
November 6, 2025 at 3:38 PM
succubus - female demon that seduces men
incubus - male demon that seduces women
vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party
incubus - male demon that seduces women
vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party
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the women in the workplace discourse is very funny because a man who can act normal in an office environment that's predominantly female is absolutely on easy street. it's maybe the best gig anyone in history has had. and yet for many guys it is utterly impossible
November 6, 2025 at 3:35 PM
the women in the workplace discourse is very funny because a man who can act normal in an office environment that's predominantly female is absolutely on easy street. it's maybe the best gig anyone in history has had. and yet for many guys it is utterly impossible
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Kath: wotcha got there ya great hunka spunk?
Kel, triumphantly setting two buckets of electricity down on the drive: Went to the Lecky Stand after work, they were just handing them out.
Sharon: If it's free Mrs D can I borrow some?
Kim: SHARON YOU KNOI OI NEED IT FOR MOI JOI AITCH DOYS
Kel, triumphantly setting two buckets of electricity down on the drive: Went to the Lecky Stand after work, they were just handing them out.
Sharon: If it's free Mrs D can I borrow some?
Kim: SHARON YOU KNOI OI NEED IT FOR MOI JOI AITCH DOYS
Australia has so much electricity from solar power that it is going to start offering free electricity to everyone for at least three hours during the day as the wholesale price of power goes negative
electrek.co/2025/11/04/a...
electrek.co/2025/11/04/a...
Australia has so much solar that it's offering everyone free electricity
Australia's extensive solar power penetration makes so much energy that the government wants to offer free electricity at peak hours.
electrek.co
November 6, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Kath: wotcha got there ya great hunka spunk?
Kel, triumphantly setting two buckets of electricity down on the drive: Went to the Lecky Stand after work, they were just handing them out.
Sharon: If it's free Mrs D can I borrow some?
Kim: SHARON YOU KNOI OI NEED IT FOR MOI JOI AITCH DOYS
Kel, triumphantly setting two buckets of electricity down on the drive: Went to the Lecky Stand after work, they were just handing them out.
Sharon: If it's free Mrs D can I borrow some?
Kim: SHARON YOU KNOI OI NEED IT FOR MOI JOI AITCH DOYS
Taking the cat back and forth to the vet again after yet more stomach trouble, looking likely she’ll have to go on a special diet :/
November 6, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Taking the cat back and forth to the vet again after yet more stomach trouble, looking likely she’ll have to go on a special diet :/
Saw a poster advertising a music night at a local pub at the weekend, where the artwork was obviously AI generated :/
November 6, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Saw a poster advertising a music night at a local pub at the weekend, where the artwork was obviously AI generated :/
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Checking in on Rudy Giuliani, I see he's having an insane one
November 5, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Checking in on Rudy Giuliani, I see he's having an insane one
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if you see anyone expressing shock that a candidate who exudes warmth and authenticity and wants to improve the quality of life for working class people won over a rapist whose entire campaign was
"that guys a terrorist" that's not a smart person. you don't have to listen to that person anymore.
"that guys a terrorist" that's not a smart person. you don't have to listen to that person anymore.
November 5, 2025 at 4:12 PM
if you see anyone expressing shock that a candidate who exudes warmth and authenticity and wants to improve the quality of life for working class people won over a rapist whose entire campaign was
"that guys a terrorist" that's not a smart person. you don't have to listen to that person anymore.
"that guys a terrorist" that's not a smart person. you don't have to listen to that person anymore.
I’m between projects at work rn so my tasks for today are just looking at potential Christmas night out venues and organising a leaving card for a colleague. Twiddling my thumbs, otherwise.
November 5, 2025 at 12:14 PM
I’m between projects at work rn so my tasks for today are just looking at potential Christmas night out venues and organising a leaving card for a colleague. Twiddling my thumbs, otherwise.