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Tomorrow I will defeat my family.
November 27, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Tomorrow I will defeat my family.
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Shocking new footage proves that they resumed the football game that Bane blew up after he made his big speech. This is from the second quarter.
Love the "excuse our mess, we're still open!" backdrop for the FG
October 11, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Shocking new footage proves that they resumed the football game that Bane blew up after he made his big speech. This is from the second quarter.
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There’s a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity for people to build on the rubble of what’s being destroyed before our eyes. Private corporations bending over to forcefeed everyone government-approved speech is evil and amoral, but more than anything this creates boring, inauthentic, unwatchable shit.
September 18, 2025 at 12:27 AM
There’s a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity for people to build on the rubble of what’s being destroyed before our eyes. Private corporations bending over to forcefeed everyone government-approved speech is evil and amoral, but more than anything this creates boring, inauthentic, unwatchable shit.
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Going on TV to announce that you’re an enormous baby who is scared to go out in public has become a core tenet of the Republican Party.
A sitting Republican senator says he is so scared driving in DC that he doesn't wear a seatbelt out of fear he might get carjacked and won't be able to escape www.mediaite.com/media/tv/rep...
Republican Senator Says He Doesn’t Wear Seatbelt in D.C. Because He Fears Being Carjacked: ‘I Don’t Buckle Up’
Sen. Markwayne Mullin said he does not wear a seatbelt while driving in Washington, D.C., lest doing so prevent him from acting quickly in case he's carjacked.
www.mediaite.com
August 14, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Going on TV to announce that you’re an enormous baby who is scared to go out in public has become a core tenet of the Republican Party.
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Holy shit, they did it. They wrote the headline.
July 30, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Holy shit, they did it. They wrote the headline.
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LETS REMEMBER SOME BILLS.
July 17, 2025 at 4:53 PM
LETS REMEMBER SOME BILLS.
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my son waking me up for some Bluey
June 9, 2025 at 2:17 AM
my son waking me up for some Bluey
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i let my son punch me in the head and i tell him the day you can kill me in one blow is the day you officially become a Teen
May 31, 2025 at 2:29 AM
i let my son punch me in the head and i tell him the day you can kill me in one blow is the day you officially become a Teen
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CHAPTER ONE
Travel freely and go out to eat whenever you feel like it.
THE END
Travel freely and go out to eat whenever you feel like it.
THE END
May 27, 2025 at 11:07 PM
CHAPTER ONE
Travel freely and go out to eat whenever you feel like it.
THE END
Travel freely and go out to eat whenever you feel like it.
THE END
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"Chicago Pope" is like a 1994 SNL sketch. Airs at 12:20am, the only gag is that Chris Farley has a mustache and is doing a big accent. David Spade and the guest host (Joe Mantegna) keep breaking during it.
May 8, 2025 at 5:20 PM
"Chicago Pope" is like a 1994 SNL sketch. Airs at 12:20am, the only gag is that Chris Farley has a mustache and is doing a big accent. David Spade and the guest host (Joe Mantegna) keep breaking during it.
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My pout pout fish voice is absolutely frying mine
May 1, 2025 at 5:29 PM
My pout pout fish voice is absolutely frying mine
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Thurman Thomas: An enthusiastic Garfield collector
April 18, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Thurman Thomas: An enthusiastic Garfield collector
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parenting is getting your kids to go to sleep so you can relax and look at pictures of them
Friday night, baby! Time to crack open another cold one and spend two hours looking at old photos of my kids
April 5, 2025 at 3:28 AM
parenting is getting your kids to go to sleep so you can relax and look at pictures of them
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check this shit out motherfucker (i impose tariffs on every country in the world and tank the economy, its not clear what kind of move i was trying to do)
April 3, 2025 at 2:44 PM
check this shit out motherfucker (i impose tariffs on every country in the world and tank the economy, its not clear what kind of move i was trying to do)
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mrs. gennaro I am sorry to have to tell you this but your husband was killed in a work accident. they made dinosaurs real for fun and he got eaten by one while sitting on the toilet. he wasn’t using it he died abandoning children
March 16, 2025 at 10:58 PM
mrs. gennaro I am sorry to have to tell you this but your husband was killed in a work accident. they made dinosaurs real for fun and he got eaten by one while sitting on the toilet. he wasn’t using it he died abandoning children
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the worm is controlling him like ratatouille
March 11, 2025 at 3:20 AM
the worm is controlling him like ratatouille
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As someone who spends a lot time thinking about the values I want to teach my kid (besides PLEASE DON’T EAT DIRT), the thing I keep coming back to is this: I want him to believe that the strongest, bravest thing he can do is give a shit about other people—especially ones who aren’t like him at all.
March 2, 2025 at 11:21 PM
As someone who spends a lot time thinking about the values I want to teach my kid (besides PLEASE DON’T EAT DIRT), the thing I keep coming back to is this: I want him to believe that the strongest, bravest thing he can do is give a shit about other people—especially ones who aren’t like him at all.
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the first half
a close up of a woman 's face with fire behind her mouth
ALT: a close up of a woman 's face with fire behind her mouth
media.tenor.com
February 10, 2025 at 1:16 AM
the first half
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Me and @mattlieb.bsky.social’s podcast was a Jeopardy clue and I’m losing my mind
February 6, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Me and @mattlieb.bsky.social’s podcast was a Jeopardy clue and I’m losing my mind
Same
Pelissero: Mike McCarthy won't coach in NFL in 2025; to focus on 2026 hiring cycle.
January 29, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Same
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Can't get over Kevin Burkhardt saying that Sonic and Knuckles was Nintendo-based. He clearly never grinded the slots on Casino Night Zone.
January 19, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Can't get over Kevin Burkhardt saying that Sonic and Knuckles was Nintendo-based. He clearly never grinded the slots on Casino Night Zone.
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Do I need to know who “Theo Von” is
December 18, 2024 at 1:04 AM
Do I need to know who “Theo Von” is
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finally finished downloading my limewire wrapped after 20 years
December 4, 2024 at 9:11 PM
finally finished downloading my limewire wrapped after 20 years
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normalize taking a week off work to rewatch mad men
November 27, 2024 at 7:46 PM
normalize taking a week off work to rewatch mad men