Joshy G
joshuagilless.com
Joshy G
@joshuagilless.com
wrong on the internet, he/him
Oh this is a jump scare
I cannot render in print the noise I made when I opened this
oh my god you have to read this until the end www.telos.news/p/part-1-how...
November 18, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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Doctor says, 'Dont worry, parser design is simple. Great programmer Kate Compton has written the parser you seek’
November 16, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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what we've learned today:

if you're writing documents that might be discoverable, part of a historical record, etc? say at least one thing that is extremely inflammatory, very funny, and difficult to disprove.

ideally deliver it flat so it's really unclear if it's a joke
November 15, 2025 at 5:19 AM
You ever have a very different day than you woke up expecting?
So it seems Krauss forwarded an email from me to him asking for responses to allegations against him to Jeffrey Epstein, asking Epstein for advice on how to respond.
Here's Krauss emailing Epstein about the allegations detailed to him in @peteraldhous.com's email. Notably, Krauss does not deny #6 (that he groped a woman's breast during a selfie).
November 13, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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I just know this guy can hacky sack
November 13, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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(2026, dark alley)
Me: hey, man, you got the stuff

Dark Figure; I might, but only if you got money

Me: (shoves $6 billion credits in a bag at him, the price of a hot dog)

Him: (slips me a thumb drive with the real unemployment data)
February 1, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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November 11, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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applying for jobs again
May 5, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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Seriously, you could lose your job to a Soundcloud rapper if musicians can't earn a living wage bsky.app/profile/leem...
Proof that if billionaires supported the arts they'd sleep better at night
November 6, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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basically every 2024 truism is dead. Trump did not build a lasting multiracial coalition or turn young men into committed Republicans. You don’t need to cave on trans rights to win. The pundits have nothing left to tell you.
November 5, 2025 at 1:57 PM
And at the end of the day, LA went 73% yes lmao
That is a *shitton* of pissed off liberals for sure but No on 50 isn't even getting to 40% which means there are people who voted to recall Newsom who are also voting for 50.
Looks like Prop 50 in California is going to pass.
November 5, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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The people have spoken and they violated the TOS.
November 5, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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November 4, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Best world series of my life, just undeniably incredible.

Not beating the allegations of most random-number generatory sport, but still

Fireworks going nuts out here in the valley
November 2, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Ooooooooooooo Smith!!!
November 2, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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the horseless head man
November 1, 2025 at 1:28 AM
The double play was great. the dead ball, esoteric and correct as if designed in a lab to make you lose your mind
November 1, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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I did NOT approve this.
September 7, 2023 at 6:07 AM
Bodyweight on the bar for squats by the end of year was my original strength goal, and it's happening like two months early lol
October 30, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Been there
10,000 people in one stadium trying to pee during the same commercial break
October 28, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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It is a moral failing to root for the Dodgers if you are not from Los Angeles, almost as severe as the moral failing of being from Los Angeles.
October 28, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Who has the Ohtani tweet from a billion internet years ago
October 28, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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got one of those haunted cameras that pops out a photo of how you die. pretty fun to mess around with for a while but apparently doesn't work for selfies. just always spits out a photo of me holding the haunted camera
November 7, 2024 at 7:46 PM
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colorado pretends they have a pepper-growing rivalry with new mexico much in the same way that children will try on their parents’ clothes
October 22, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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October 19, 2025 at 1:40 AM