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Leeman Kessler
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Actual mayor and actor. Portrayed HP Lovecraft on Ask Lovecraft, Roger on Moonbase Theta Out, and The Raven on Waiting For October. Married to @thenerdypriest 's outie

www.leemankessler.com
www.geekuallyyoked.com
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Pinning my voice reel in case folks want to hire my golden pipes at a reasonable rate!

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Leeman Kessler Voice Acting Reel
YouTube video by Leeman Kessler (Ask Lovecraft)
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It's not a new observation at this point but that wild Noem/Lewandowski story in WSJ really brings home the extent to which all the Trump 2 cabinet-level goblins see their jobs as flying private, doing short-form video, and screaming at underlings. They all hate each other and none of them can read.
February 13, 2026 at 4:48 AM
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"Moderna's CEO announced the company will no longer invest in new Phase 3 vaccine trials for infectious diseases: 'You cannot make a return on investment if you don't have access to the U.S. market.'"

he's not wrong, but why is he not wrong? the US market isn't that big.

here's the dirty secret.
February 13, 2026 at 12:29 PM
Keep watch, dear Lord, with those who work, or watch, or
weep this night, and give your angels charge over those who
sleep. Tend the sick, Lord Christ; give rest to the weary, bless
the dying, soothe the suffering, pity the afflicted, shield the
joyous; and all for your love's sake.
February 13, 2026 at 2:57 AM
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Happy birthday to one of my favourite haters, Charles Darwin
February 12, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Keep watch, dear Lord, with those who work, or watch, or
weep this night, and give your angels charge over those who
sleep. Tend the sick, Lord Christ; give rest to the weary, bless
the dying, soothe the suffering, pity the afflicted, shield the
joyous; and all for your love's sake.
February 12, 2026 at 3:21 AM
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easy slogan for the next democratic presidential candidate is “i will reform the corrupt supreme court and repeal citizens united”
“When Citizens United was decided in 2010, billionaires had spent $18 million on the 2000 election, $13M 2004 and $16M in 2008. Then came the deluge. In 2012 it was $231M, and nearly doubled again in next three election cycles —to $682M in 2016, $1.2 billion in 2020 and $2.6 billion in 2024.” Gift:
Opinion | Affordability and the ‘Epstein Class’ Will Define American Politics
www.nytimes.com
February 12, 2026 at 2:26 AM
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February 12, 2026 at 2:52 AM
This mayor will gladly remind folks they can serve Christ or Trump but not both.
February 11, 2026 at 10:32 PM
Update!
February 11, 2026 at 6:21 PM
February 11, 2026 at 5:35 PM
My friend Douglas wrote about deep time and fabulists

crookedtimber.org/2026/02/11/t...
The Stone Pillars of the Sons of Seth — Crooked Timber
crookedtimber.org
February 11, 2026 at 2:27 PM
Keep watch, dear Lord, with those who work, or watch, or
weep this night, and give your angels charge over those who
sleep. Tend the sick, Lord Christ; give rest to the weary, bless
the dying, soothe the suffering, pity the afflicted, shield the
joyous; and all for your love's sake.
February 11, 2026 at 3:21 AM
The face I make right before I block someone
February 11, 2026 at 12:42 AM
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no one:

absolutely no one:

St. Paul:
I do not think it should be legal to have people betting money on "if Jesus will return" on some kind of market app. That is something you should be doing for free every night before bed or any time anything good or bad happens to you or anyone anywhere and also every second of your life.
February 10, 2026 at 10:30 PM
Keep watch, dear Lord, with those who work, or watch, or
weep this night, and give your angels charge over those who
sleep. Tend the sick, Lord Christ; give rest to the weary, bless
the dying, soothe the suffering, pity the afflicted, shield the
joyous; and all for your love's sake.
February 10, 2026 at 3:31 AM
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If you haven’t found your way into the resistance yet, I encourage you to take the opportunity to join various zoning commissions.
February 10, 2026 at 12:41 AM
After ten years, how is "cash up front" not the first thing anyone willing to do business with the president or his administration says?
Florida taxpayers may be on the hook for Alligator Alcatraz construction bill

In a court filing, lawyers with the Department of Justice said the Federal Emergency Management Agency had not yet decided whether to reimburse the state

www.miamiherald.com/news/politic...
Florida taxpayers may be on the hook for Alligator Alcatraz construction bill
Trump administration lawyers shed new light on why Florida’s state government has yet to receive a penny of the more than $600 million in funding announced during the fall.
www.miamiherald.com
February 9, 2026 at 6:59 PM
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mom said it’s my turn in the phantom zone
February 9, 2026 at 6:26 PM
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From going to Mars to going to the Moon. Next up: Pretoria.
February 9, 2026 at 5:17 PM
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the major asked why elmo was mad at taylor swift and I offhandedly said "oh she probably announced a collaboration with Rocco the rock" and god damn it I was right.
February 9, 2026 at 6:07 PM
Back on the air waves! Listen live at www.wkco919.org
February 9, 2026 at 6:13 PM
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"I can't understand Bad Bunny's lyrics"

yeah well Rage Against The Machine's lyrics are in english and apparently you can't understand those either
February 9, 2026 at 2:46 PM
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When I worked for Reason magazine during Trump's rise to power in 2016, I was explicitly forbidden by the editor in chief from writing about Trump's racism, or the violence and racism at his rallies.

It was a "sideshow," I was told.
Weird. I tried to warn libertarians about Trump
February 9, 2026 at 2:10 PM
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The people who thought Bad Bunny was divisive are, if anything, more incensed by “we are america,” in their terms it’s the most offensive and outrageous thing he could have said
February 9, 2026 at 11:57 AM
Keep watch, dear Lord, with those who work, or watch, or
weep this night, and give your angels charge over those who
sleep. Tend the sick, Lord Christ; give rest to the weary, bless
the dying, soothe the suffering, pity the afflicted, shield the
joyous; and all for your love's sake.
February 9, 2026 at 3:56 AM