Joe Agnew
jontler.bsky.social
Joe Agnew
@jontler.bsky.social
I work in cybersecurity and I play fake baseball
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The biggest risk in this moment is something sociologists call “symbolic compliance.”

That’s when an institution that is violating civil rights gives the public just enough symbolic victories that accountability efforts lose steam before there has been any meaningful change.
January 26, 2026 at 11:35 PM
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They got Edina Moms excoriating the Administration and signing off with a a land acknowledgement. They are so fucked lol
January 25, 2026 at 2:13 PM
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Wake up. Make breakfast. Do email. Watch a murder. Go to a party for a 5 year old. Laugh with my daughter. See a different angle of that murder. Hear govt officials slander the victim. Play Barbies with my kid. Feed her dinner. Tear up at that victim reading last honors to a vet. Put kid to bed. USA
January 25, 2026 at 4:43 AM
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A lot of self described Christians seem to be banking on there not actually being a hell.
January 25, 2026 at 12:55 AM
Has anyone considered issuing a modified version of RISK where North America doesn’t require occupying Greenland for the 5 army bonus?
January 20, 2026 at 12:11 AM
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Here’s a comment for the people who are upset that MN hasn’t charged Jonathan Ross already:

If you just Leeeroy Jenkins this shit you will lose and you will empower fascism and murder.

It is indescribably hard to prosecute cops for murder. It is even hard when the murder is ON VIDEO.

/1
January 9, 2026 at 6:42 PM
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Democrats need to understand that they can just say “It’s insane to threaten Greenland” and “I don’t think ICE should murder Americans in the street” and you don’t need to pretend to link it to the affordability crisis.

Say bad things are bad.
January 7, 2026 at 7:45 PM
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Look, you can read Walz leaving as a triumph for the MAGA hatefluencers, but I prefer to think of it as overdue recognition that the DFL has a lot of good future governors, it’s good to keep fresh blood circulating, and two terms was enough. What seems “safe” often isn’t.
January 5, 2026 at 1:57 PM
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You should be embarrassed to be a member of congress and issuing anything other than impeachment resolutions. You're in the model UN. They should give you legos and a propeller hat
January 3, 2026 at 3:57 PM
Really excited for the new interactive Shadow Link fights in Zelda’s 2030 release.
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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the right attitude
December 15, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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Don't just repost this and think "I did a politics." Put the number in your phone as a contact. The Goon Squad got their budget multiplied by 10x next year and not if - when you see them you're not gonna remember the tweet or the number so put it in your phone now.
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December 3, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.
November 29, 2024 at 2:31 PM
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This is the funniest piece imaginable in the dull world of the otherwise sickly sycophantic tech review.

For real. Read it, even if you don’t give a rat’s ass about printers.
November 23, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Have there ever been top-secret war plans written in crayon?
Rep. Brian Mast says Trump is developing "concepts of operations" for Venezuela
November 5, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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“Stuff keeps happening while we’re talking to the managers” OH REALLY
November 2, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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October 30, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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Dems, I bet of you, STOP VOTING FOR TRUMP JUDGES JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
By a vote of 66-32, the #Senate invoked cloture on the nomination of Harold D. Mooty III to be US District Judge for the Northern District of Alabama.
October 21, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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kids teacher just sent this home as part of an assignment he's doing and i want to smash every computer at the school
October 15, 2025 at 7:45 AM
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The inflatables have made it to Broadview.
October 12, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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twice a year the entire U.S. press becomes a marketing extension of a single billionaire-owned retailer, and nobody in any position of editorial power thinks it's weird or gross
October 8, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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October 3, 2025 at 2:07 PM