Joe Agnew
@jontler.bsky.social
I work in cybersecurity and I play fake baseball
After watching that trailer and seeing Matt’s visceral response, I’ve gotta ask - what is a ONE STAR movie for you?
December 25, 2025 at 11:47 PM
After watching that trailer and seeing Matt’s visceral response, I’ve gotta ask - what is a ONE STAR movie for you?
For what it's worth it reads like a voice-to-text from a team meeting, not a written response. Her team transcribing her internal comments, of course, says all sorts of other fun things.
December 22, 2025 at 3:10 PM
For what it's worth it reads like a voice-to-text from a team meeting, not a written response. Her team transcribing her internal comments, of course, says all sorts of other fun things.
What are you talking about, you guys just moved like three weeks ago
December 19, 2025 at 8:37 PM
What are you talking about, you guys just moved like three weeks ago
Obviously longer, but I wrote this about a year ago with a similar vibe. docs.google.com/document/d/1...
CompassionateCare
At first, it was just sound and light. The sound was an indiscernible change in volume and the light flashed slowly, and for a time that’s all she knew. She wasn’t entirely sure when she became aware...
docs.google.com
December 1, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Obviously longer, but I wrote this about a year ago with a similar vibe. docs.google.com/document/d/1...
@kenwhite.bsky.social We need a D.A.R.E.-style PSA with the general thrust of “attorneys don’t let other attorneys try RICO”
November 26, 2025 at 7:42 PM
@kenwhite.bsky.social We need a D.A.R.E.-style PSA with the general thrust of “attorneys don’t let other attorneys try RICO”
Where does chili fit in here, is it a soup, does it get soup status
November 18, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Where does chili fit in here, is it a soup, does it get soup status
I’m going to need a full-grid cutoff, the houses that never turn off their garage and Christmas lights are at least as big a problem as streetlights.
November 12, 2025 at 10:59 AM
I’m going to need a full-grid cutoff, the houses that never turn off their garage and Christmas lights are at least as big a problem as streetlights.
Post twice if you need help
November 10, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Post twice if you need help
This just tells your opponents they can wait you out because they know you’ll give up literally no matter what else happens
November 10, 2025 at 1:06 AM
This just tells your opponents they can wait you out because they know you’ll give up literally no matter what else happens
Proposed new rule for the robot ump era: if you get hit when the ball is over the plate, regardless of elevation, it is a dead ball strike.
November 2, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Proposed new rule for the robot ump era: if you get hit when the ball is over the plate, regardless of elevation, it is a dead ball strike.
Your jump scare cup runneth over?
October 31, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Your jump scare cup runneth over?
Have you been adequately jump scared? Is the jump scare quota filled?
October 31, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Have you been adequately jump scared? Is the jump scare quota filled?
I’ve seen @janecoaston.bsky.social and @jamellebouie.net both say it - Nazi phases are not normal. I ain’t about to normalize it.
October 22, 2025 at 12:21 AM
I’ve seen @janecoaston.bsky.social and @jamellebouie.net both say it - Nazi phases are not normal. I ain’t about to normalize it.