Jon Cudby
@joncudby.bsky.social
Neurotypical father to two neurodivergent kids, one tiny dog and two indifferent cats. Lover of nonsense. He/him, ho/hum.
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Jon Cudby
@joncudby.bsky.social
· Feb 17
Sydenham Lidl. Best known for its comedy double act with Eddenham Large.
I judge calendar years by whether they feature more weddings or funerals. 2025 was the first year in ages where weddings won. But we're barely three weeks into 2026 and it's 2-0 to funerals already.
January 20, 2026 at 2:38 PM
I judge calendar years by whether they feature more weddings or funerals. 2025 was the first year in ages where weddings won. But we're barely three weeks into 2026 and it's 2-0 to funerals already.
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I don't like Bromley its horrible.
January 13, 2026 at 11:42 AM
I don't like Bromley its horrible.
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Scooby Doo’s favourite pantomime.
December 27, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Scooby Doo’s favourite pantomime.
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Think our commentary team enjoyed that equaliser 😅
🎧 A warning to all headphone users 😉
🎧 A warning to all headphone users 😉
December 15, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Think our commentary team enjoyed that equaliser 😅
🎧 A warning to all headphone users 😉
🎧 A warning to all headphone users 😉
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I can’t emphasize enough how much you need to watch this until the end
December 9, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I can’t emphasize enough how much you need to watch this until the end
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I just want to know why the Health Secretary seems to continually fight on the side of Disease.
December 4, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I just want to know why the Health Secretary seems to continually fight on the side of Disease.
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the coop this evening with possibly the most baffling musical choice i have ever experienced in a supermarket
December 1, 2025 at 9:18 PM
the coop this evening with possibly the most baffling musical choice i have ever experienced in a supermarket
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Working on a presentation and...JFC, we need to shut down the pulpy "[Thing] of Auschwitz" machine until we can figure out what's going on.
These things are just stealing the oxygen of important Holocaust histories.
These things are just stealing the oxygen of important Holocaust histories.
November 13, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Working on a presentation and...JFC, we need to shut down the pulpy "[Thing] of Auschwitz" machine until we can figure out what's going on.
These things are just stealing the oxygen of important Holocaust histories.
These things are just stealing the oxygen of important Holocaust histories.
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I've a favour to ask of my cisgender UK followers. It'll take you 5 minutes!
Please use this template to write to your MP.
I know, I know... AGAIN. But this is to counter the letter-writing campaign undertaken by Sex Matters, who want the awful EHRC trans-exclusionary Code to be rushed through.
🙏🏻
Please use this template to write to your MP.
I know, I know... AGAIN. But this is to counter the letter-writing campaign undertaken by Sex Matters, who want the awful EHRC trans-exclusionary Code to be rushed through.
🙏🏻
Scrap the Bathroom Ban
🚨This is urgent🚨
Bridget Phillipson, the Minister for Women and Equalities, has a decision to make. The EHRC, a regulator mired in controversy over anti-trans views, has sent a new draft Code of Prac...
actionnetwork.org
November 10, 2025 at 12:12 PM
I've a favour to ask of my cisgender UK followers. It'll take you 5 minutes!
Please use this template to write to your MP.
I know, I know... AGAIN. But this is to counter the letter-writing campaign undertaken by Sex Matters, who want the awful EHRC trans-exclusionary Code to be rushed through.
🙏🏻
Please use this template to write to your MP.
I know, I know... AGAIN. But this is to counter the letter-writing campaign undertaken by Sex Matters, who want the awful EHRC trans-exclusionary Code to be rushed through.
🙏🏻
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The Spectator are confused.
It's not going to be cost free.
Billionaires are going to pay more.
Join.greenparty.org.uk
It's not going to be cost free.
Billionaires are going to pay more.
Join.greenparty.org.uk
November 6, 2025 at 8:57 AM
The Spectator are confused.
It's not going to be cost free.
Billionaires are going to pay more.
Join.greenparty.org.uk
It's not going to be cost free.
Billionaires are going to pay more.
Join.greenparty.org.uk
The quote marks make it seem like the BBC don't believe her.
November 2, 2025 at 3:05 PM
The quote marks make it seem like the BBC don't believe her.
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Is this what they mean when they say recollections may vary
October 22, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Is this what they mean when they say recollections may vary
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As someone who travels around the uk a lot, I want Jenrick to know there are so many places that are ONLY white faces, he needs to go and tell them to integrate.
October 7, 2025 at 6:30 AM
As someone who travels around the uk a lot, I want Jenrick to know there are so many places that are ONLY white faces, he needs to go and tell them to integrate.
Finally, a worthy sequel to "Baby shoes" in the 6-word story genre.
October 4, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Finally, a worthy sequel to "Baby shoes" in the 6-word story genre.
Henry *and* Sir Trevor Brooking both celebrating birthdays. What a blessed day.
October 2, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Henry *and* Sir Trevor Brooking both celebrating birthdays. What a blessed day.
I know Bill Wells is talking about Glasgow, but when he sings, "This city's all I'll ever need," I completely get it.
September 29, 2025 at 5:16 PM
I know Bill Wells is talking about Glasgow, but when he sings, "This city's all I'll ever need," I completely get it.
Day off work, the sky is blue, I'm on a solo yolo to a fancy massage and the Picasso exhibition at Tate Modern *and* I got the driver's seat on the bus. #smugcudby
September 29, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Day off work, the sky is blue, I'm on a solo yolo to a fancy massage and the Picasso exhibition at Tate Modern *and* I got the driver's seat on the bus. #smugcudby
Drivers of Essex, if you are not travelling any faster than the traffic in the slow lane, there is no need for you not to be in the slow lane yourself.
The fast lane is not macho if you trundle.
The fast lane is not macho if you trundle.
September 27, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Drivers of Essex, if you are not travelling any faster than the traffic in the slow lane, there is no need for you not to be in the slow lane yourself.
The fast lane is not macho if you trundle.
The fast lane is not macho if you trundle.
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Following the release of two albums last month, Automatic and Stick, @mrjimbob.bsky.social isn't resting on his laurels as he posts a new track Not Your President Not My King inspired by the recent Windsor Castle Trump Banquet...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKC_...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKC_...
Not Your President Not My King (room acoustic brand new song)
YouTube video by Jim Bob
www.youtube.com
September 24, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Following the release of two albums last month, Automatic and Stick, @mrjimbob.bsky.social isn't resting on his laurels as he posts a new track Not Your President Not My King inspired by the recent Windsor Castle Trump Banquet...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKC_...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKC_...
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Maybe she’s born with it
Maybe it’s Tylenol
Maybe it’s Tylenol
September 24, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Maybe she’s born with it
Maybe it’s Tylenol
Maybe it’s Tylenol
Made an impromptu lunchtime jaunt to the Right to Protest exhibition at 10 Greatorex St before it finishes on Friday. Brilliant.
September 23, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Made an impromptu lunchtime jaunt to the Right to Protest exhibition at 10 Greatorex St before it finishes on Friday. Brilliant.
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Anti-autism campaigner, Karen Hoyland, 40, commented: “I love my child but I hate his autism. The other day I came home to find him lining up his guns, instead of playing with them like a normal kid.”
Country with bullet vending machines makes preventing autism a priority
Headline by Sarah Amero A country that distributes bullets like they’re chocolate bars has decided that eradicating autism is one of its top priorities, it has been reported. The USA, where you can p...
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September 22, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Anti-autism campaigner, Karen Hoyland, 40, commented: “I love my child but I hate his autism. The other day I came home to find him lining up his guns, instead of playing with them like a normal kid.”