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Jon Cudby
@joncudby.bsky.social
Neurotypical father to two neurodivergent kids, one tiny dog and two indifferent cats. Lover of nonsense. He/him, ho/hum.
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Sydenham Lidl. Best known for its comedy double act with Eddenham Large.
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Working on a presentation and...JFC, we need to shut down the pulpy "[Thing] of Auschwitz" machine until we can figure out what's going on.

These things are just stealing the oxygen of important Holocaust histories.
November 13, 2025 at 11:40 AM
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I've a favour to ask of my cisgender UK followers. It'll take you 5 minutes!

Please use this template to write to your MP.

I know, I know... AGAIN. But this is to counter the letter-writing campaign undertaken by Sex Matters, who want the awful EHRC trans-exclusionary Code to be rushed through.

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Scrap the Bathroom Ban
🚨This is urgent🚨 Bridget Phillipson, the Minister for Women and Equalities, has a decision to make. The EHRC, a regulator mired in controversy over anti-trans views, has sent a new draft Code of Prac...
actionnetwork.org
November 10, 2025 at 12:12 PM
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The Spectator are confused.

It's not going to be cost free.

Billionaires are going to pay more.

Join.greenparty.org.uk
November 6, 2025 at 8:57 AM
The quote marks make it seem like the BBC don't believe her.
November 2, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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Is this what they mean when they say recollections may vary
October 22, 2025 at 9:11 AM
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October 8, 2025 at 8:06 AM
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RISQUE GALORE
October 7, 2025 at 12:46 PM
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As someone who travels around the uk a lot, I want Jenrick to know there are so many places that are ONLY white faces, he needs to go and tell them to integrate.
October 7, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Finally, a worthy sequel to "Baby shoes" in the 6-word story genre.
October 4, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Henry *and* Sir Trevor Brooking both celebrating birthdays. What a blessed day.
Happy birthday to Henry the vacuum cleaner x
October 2, 2025 at 10:56 AM
I know Bill Wells is talking about Glasgow, but when he sings, "This city's all I'll ever need," I completely get it.
September 29, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Day off work, the sky is blue, I'm on a solo yolo to a fancy massage and the Picasso exhibition at Tate Modern *and* I got the driver's seat on the bus. #smugcudby
September 29, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Drivers of Essex, if you are not travelling any faster than the traffic in the slow lane, there is no need for you not to be in the slow lane yourself.
The fast lane is not macho if you trundle.
September 27, 2025 at 10:12 AM
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In the past, if you wanted to work illegally in the UK, you didn't need a passport, ID, National Insurance number, visa, or any other documents.

In the future, thanks to a new government initiative, if you want to work illegally in the UK all you won't need is a compulsory digital ID Britcard.
September 26, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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Following the release of two albums last month, Automatic and Stick, @mrjimbob.bsky.social isn't resting on his laurels as he posts a new track Not Your President Not My King inspired by the recent Windsor Castle Trump Banquet...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKC_...
Not Your President Not My King (room acoustic brand new song)
YouTube video by Jim Bob
www.youtube.com
September 24, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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Maybe she’s born with it
Maybe it’s Tylenol
September 24, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Made an impromptu lunchtime jaunt to the Right to Protest exhibition at 10 Greatorex St before it finishes on Friday. Brilliant.
September 23, 2025 at 12:53 PM
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Anti-autism campaigner, Karen Hoyland, 40, commented: “I love my child but I hate his autism. The other day I came home to find him lining up his guns, instead of playing with them like a normal kid.”
Country with bullet vending machines makes preventing autism a priority
Headline by Sarah Amero A country that distributes bullets like they’re chocolate bars has decided that eradicating autism is one of its top priorities, it has been reported.  The USA, where you can p...
thedailytism.com
September 22, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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@barneyronay.bsky.social Hi Barney. This is the 2nd time in 2 years that a non-league player has received a life-changing injury from a head collision with a perimeter wall, because the FA can't be bothered to update ground regs. Fancy taking up the story?

www.thesun.co.uk/sport/368025...
Ex-Arsenal starlet Billy Vigar in induced coma after suffering 'brain injury'
FORMER Arsenal prospect Billy Vigar has been placed in an induced coma, his club has announced. The Chichester City attacker, 21, suffered a serious injury when the Isthmian Premier Division outfit…
www.thesun.co.uk
September 22, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Still can't see this fixture without mentally adding "Brooking" in the middle.
September 21, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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Netanyahu: ‘These So-Called Genocide Experts Have Probably Never Committed A Genocide In Their Lives’
Netanyahu: ‘These So-Called Genocide Experts Have Probably Never Committed A Genocide In Their Lives’
JERUSALEM—In response to an independent United Nations inquiry concluding that Israel is committing an ongoing genocide against Palestinians in Gaza, Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu issued a defiant...
theonion.com
September 21, 2025 at 4:00 PM
First game of the season for the boy. Hopes high after we managed to hit the post during our final pre-season friendly last week. We lost that game 9-0 but you have to take the positives.
September 21, 2025 at 11:06 AM
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A story in three parts.
September 18, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Swim in the lido and breakfast from Bunhead. It blows my mind that some people choose not to live in Southeast London.
September 18, 2025 at 8:50 AM
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To be honest, if I'd spent years insisting that a capital city was a no-go area for people like me as there were too many 'other sorts' who'd attack us, I wouldn't organise a mass public gathering of people like me in that exact city, because it would reveal I'd been talking bollocks the whole time
September 13, 2025 at 10:31 PM