Empress of the Internet
@johubris.bsky.social
Jo Hubris, Lady Boom herself, spokesvagina, one of -those- fat queers or “blue-haired alphabet mafia” apparently. She/her
I love everything about this EXCEPT the disrespect shown to Miss Piggy who should obviously be the Bond girl, even if the pun was good, she’s the gosh darn star okay?
Right. Here's my big pitch:
Muppet James Bond
James Bond in…A Heart-Felt Goodbye
Dominic Cooper as Bond
Kermit M Frog
Mrs Moneypiggy
Beaker & Dr Bunsen HoneyQ
The agents of G.O.N.Z.O. want to kidnap the world's chickens. MI5 has a mole (Rizzo the Rat). An agent is undercover as a chef in Sweden.
Muppet James Bond
James Bond in…A Heart-Felt Goodbye
Dominic Cooper as Bond
Kermit M Frog
Mrs Moneypiggy
Beaker & Dr Bunsen HoneyQ
The agents of G.O.N.Z.O. want to kidnap the world's chickens. MI5 has a mole (Rizzo the Rat). An agent is undercover as a chef in Sweden.
November 11, 2025 at 12:24 PM
I love everything about this EXCEPT the disrespect shown to Miss Piggy who should obviously be the Bond girl, even if the pun was good, she’s the gosh darn star okay?
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The most surprising thing in today's news - tragically and awfully - is that apparently the cops DO know how to prosecute somebody under the Harmful Digital Communications Act. #nzpol
a man in a top hat and purple jacket is flexing his muscles .
Alt: Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka leans on one elbow and says, "Really?"
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2025 at 6:04 AM
The most surprising thing in today's news - tragically and awfully - is that apparently the cops DO know how to prosecute somebody under the Harmful Digital Communications Act. #nzpol
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In case Alex's post is too subtle APOLOGISE TO TAMATHA PAUL THIS INSTANT YOU COWARDS
Just seems a little short while ago that various government politicians, and people acting as their media surrogates, were outraged and scandalized by, and poured scorn on, comments from younger women politicians for suggesting many people don't trust cops.
Highest levels of the force - filth.
Highest levels of the force - filth.
Well, this story just got a lot fucking worse. www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/jevon-mcs...
November 11, 2025 at 4:51 AM
In case Alex's post is too subtle APOLOGISE TO TAMATHA PAUL THIS INSTANT YOU COWARDS
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The volume at which I just screamed "IMAGINE MY SHOCK" was inappropriate and I apologise
but IMAGINE MY SHOCK
but IMAGINE MY SHOCK
November 11, 2025 at 4:38 AM
The volume at which I just screamed "IMAGINE MY SHOCK" was inappropriate and I apologise
but IMAGINE MY SHOCK
but IMAGINE MY SHOCK
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$1000 for food and drink at an event to unveil a portrait? That's cheap!
Should we compare that to the costs associated with any event the central govt puts on to pat themselves on the back?
Oh, those aren't reported? Huh. Odd...
#nzpol
Should we compare that to the costs associated with any event the central govt puts on to pat themselves on the back?
Oh, those aren't reported? Huh. Odd...
#nzpol
I can’t believe I even have to say this but…
I felt it was important to support a local, emerging artist. Clark Roworth is exceptionally talented, and will now have his place in Wellington’s history. As an arts capital, I’d advocate for any opportunity to use our talented arts community. 🧵
I felt it was important to support a local, emerging artist. Clark Roworth is exceptionally talented, and will now have his place in Wellington’s history. As an arts capital, I’d advocate for any opportunity to use our talented arts community. 🧵
November 11, 2025 at 12:09 AM
$1000 for food and drink at an event to unveil a portrait? That's cheap!
Should we compare that to the costs associated with any event the central govt puts on to pat themselves on the back?
Oh, those aren't reported? Huh. Odd...
#nzpol
Should we compare that to the costs associated with any event the central govt puts on to pat themselves on the back?
Oh, those aren't reported? Huh. Odd...
#nzpol
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This is Oakley. He has an injury that requires physical therapy and at-home massages. Luckily, his cat sibling River has been training his whole life for this. 14/10 for both
November 10, 2025 at 11:58 PM
This is Oakley. He has an injury that requires physical therapy and at-home massages. Luckily, his cat sibling River has been training his whole life for this. 14/10 for both
Today I am thinking about text message notification services from government departments that I wrote case studies about back in 2009 that may have helped popularise them. As I get ready to go to a seminar at WINZ to tell me how to look for jobs, at the WINZ office opposite Nicola Willis's office
November 10, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Today I am thinking about text message notification services from government departments that I wrote case studies about back in 2009 that may have helped popularise them. As I get ready to go to a seminar at WINZ to tell me how to look for jobs, at the WINZ office opposite Nicola Willis's office
The Number Ones column by @tombreihan.bsky.social is worth the price of admission alone.
(especially since you get the Alternate Number Ones too, and in there lies the really good write-ups on really great songs like 'Fascination Street' is what I subscribed to read)
(especially since you get the Alternate Number Ones too, and in there lies the really good write-ups on really great songs like 'Fascination Street' is what I subscribed to read)
November 10, 2025 at 11:31 PM
The Number Ones column by @tombreihan.bsky.social is worth the price of admission alone.
(especially since you get the Alternate Number Ones too, and in there lies the really good write-ups on really great songs like 'Fascination Street' is what I subscribed to read)
(especially since you get the Alternate Number Ones too, and in there lies the really good write-ups on really great songs like 'Fascination Street' is what I subscribed to read)
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"I like to be chic. I go to school like this."
Loving today's news that the mysterious "fedora man" outside the Louvre heist was actually a 15-year-old museum visitor who dresses like a 1940s French detective all the time, just because. apnews.com/article/louv...
Fedora man unmasked: Meet the teen behind the Louvre mystery photo
Fifteen-year-old Pedro Elias Garzon Delvaux has become an internet sensation after an Associated Press photo captured him outside the Louvre on the day of a crown jewels heist.
apnews.com
November 9, 2025 at 6:54 PM
"I like to be chic. I go to school like this."
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If you’re wondering what a “least weasel” is, they absolutely live up to the name. This is the least amount of animal you can have that can still meet the bar for “is weasel”
June 2, 2025 at 6:30 AM
If you’re wondering what a “least weasel” is, they absolutely live up to the name. This is the least amount of animal you can have that can still meet the bar for “is weasel”
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pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.
A Sharon Begley byline, almost 5 years after her death.
Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."
Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
🧪🧬🧫
Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."
Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
🧪🧬🧫
James Watson, dead at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers
James Watson, the co-discoverer of the structure of DNA who died Thursday at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers.
www.statnews.com
November 9, 2025 at 12:55 AM
pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.
I am a very sore tired little bunny. Someone please pick me up and throw me into a heated pool?
November 9, 2025 at 12:13 AM
I am a very sore tired little bunny. Someone please pick me up and throw me into a heated pool?
I took Ritalin too late at night and now I’m not sure if I will sleep at all and h would like a lot of cuddles please abd thank you
Oh and someone to brush my hair? Oh hell yes please
Oh and someone to brush my hair? Oh hell yes please
November 8, 2025 at 12:07 PM
I took Ritalin too late at night and now I’m not sure if I will sleep at all and h would like a lot of cuddles please abd thank you
Oh and someone to brush my hair? Oh hell yes please
Oh and someone to brush my hair? Oh hell yes please
Coven ball was amazing
November 8, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Coven ball was amazing
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Take turns making a different part of the sentence sarcastic/insincere
WE HAVE chicken noodle soup...
We have CHICKEN noodle soup...
We have chicken NOODLE soup...
We have chicken noodle SOUP...
WE HAVE chicken noodle soup...
We have CHICKEN noodle soup...
We have chicken NOODLE soup...
We have chicken noodle SOUP...
November 8, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Take turns making a different part of the sentence sarcastic/insincere
WE HAVE chicken noodle soup...
We have CHICKEN noodle soup...
We have chicken NOODLE soup...
We have chicken noodle SOUP...
WE HAVE chicken noodle soup...
We have CHICKEN noodle soup...
We have chicken NOODLE soup...
We have chicken noodle SOUP...
Went into Unity and bought a book without bursting into tears, woo! It was a close one though…
November 8, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Went into Unity and bought a book without bursting into tears, woo! It was a close one though…
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Trans people exist. Nonbinary people exist. Gender and sex and biology are wonderful chaotic messes.
And the biggest threat to cis women's safety and dignity in 2025 is the globally coordinated far right movement which seeks to Handmaid's Tale us all
Refuse to be divided.
And the biggest threat to cis women's safety and dignity in 2025 is the globally coordinated far right movement which seeks to Handmaid's Tale us all
Refuse to be divided.
November 7, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Trans people exist. Nonbinary people exist. Gender and sex and biology are wonderful chaotic messes.
And the biggest threat to cis women's safety and dignity in 2025 is the globally coordinated far right movement which seeks to Handmaid's Tale us all
Refuse to be divided.
And the biggest threat to cis women's safety and dignity in 2025 is the globally coordinated far right movement which seeks to Handmaid's Tale us all
Refuse to be divided.
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Michelin star simping eating pavlova on a mountain top family pajama party Christmas photo posting arse government
November 7, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Michelin star simping eating pavlova on a mountain top family pajama party Christmas photo posting arse government
@popkelp.bsky.social new tweet for you to embroider
Michelin star simping eating pavlova on a mountain top family pajama party Christmas photo posting arse government
November 7, 2025 at 8:50 AM
@popkelp.bsky.social new tweet for you to embroider
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🎵 I threw the sandwich
... but I did not catch the felony 🎶
... but I did not catch the felony 🎶
November 6, 2025 at 8:31 PM
🎵 I threw the sandwich
... but I did not catch the felony 🎶
... but I did not catch the felony 🎶
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Trans rights are mostly privacy rights
My weight at birth is also a historical fact but I'm pretty sure it doesn't irreparably harm the United States not to include that on my passport.
November 6, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Trans rights are mostly privacy rights
Why yes, WINZ, I do have some feedback for you, thanks for asking!
November 6, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Why yes, WINZ, I do have some feedback for you, thanks for asking!