Empress of the Internet
@johubris.bsky.social
Jo Hubris, Lady Boom herself, spokesvagina, one of -those- fat queers or “blue-haired alphabet mafia” apparently. She/her
I am going to give you a very sincere answer here and hope that you see this: volunteer. Decide what’s important to you and give your time and/or your money and/or your physical effort into making your community better. Because that matters, and can help keep us from war.
February 13, 2026 at 9:36 AM
I am going to give you a very sincere answer here and hope that you see this: volunteer. Decide what’s important to you and give your time and/or your money and/or your physical effort into making your community better. Because that matters, and can help keep us from war.
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wow we’re just saying the quiet part out loud now huh
February 13, 2026 at 8:52 AM
wow we’re just saying the quiet part out loud now huh
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This is the way. When they come at us, we come back at them twofold. Raise that Pride flag every time they take it down. If they prevent that, surround the park with Pride flags. Ruin their petty little lives until they shit rainbows. Never stop. www.nytimes.com/2026/02/12/n...
N.Y.C. Officials Reinstate Pride Flag at Stonewall After Federal Removal
www.nytimes.com
February 13, 2026 at 4:56 AM
This is the way. When they come at us, we come back at them twofold. Raise that Pride flag every time they take it down. If they prevent that, surround the park with Pride flags. Ruin their petty little lives until they shit rainbows. Never stop. www.nytimes.com/2026/02/12/n...
I saw a reel on Facebook that said "Connor Storrie in the movie of 'Song of Achilles' when???" and I have never needed anything more in my life. He would absolutely be the best fuckboi Achilles ever
And I will take Karen's ashes to the movie theatre when it comes out (no I won't but).
And I will take Karen's ashes to the movie theatre when it comes out (no I won't but).
February 13, 2026 at 3:38 AM
I saw a reel on Facebook that said "Connor Storrie in the movie of 'Song of Achilles' when???" and I have never needed anything more in my life. He would absolutely be the best fuckboi Achilles ever
And I will take Karen's ashes to the movie theatre when it comes out (no I won't but).
And I will take Karen's ashes to the movie theatre when it comes out (no I won't but).
The amount of tongue biting I have had to do makes me feel like... someone who bites their tongue a lot? I do not have a good simile for this
February 13, 2026 at 3:10 AM
The amount of tongue biting I have had to do makes me feel like... someone who bites their tongue a lot? I do not have a good simile for this
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NUDE ELON MUSK: The invisible clothes I'm wearing are a product of xAthleisure, which will roll out self-dressing outfits within two years at the latest
THE CREDULOUS PRESS: Fully Clothed Tesla Innovator Does It Again
THE CREDULOUS PRESS: Fully Clothed Tesla Innovator Does It Again
February 12, 2026 at 7:10 PM
NUDE ELON MUSK: The invisible clothes I'm wearing are a product of xAthleisure, which will roll out self-dressing outfits within two years at the latest
THE CREDULOUS PRESS: Fully Clothed Tesla Innovator Does It Again
THE CREDULOUS PRESS: Fully Clothed Tesla Innovator Does It Again
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never seen a better clapback to "just playing devil's advocate," this made me screech
rather than play advocate, go meet your client in person to be sure you understand their concerns
February 12, 2026 at 7:12 PM
never seen a better clapback to "just playing devil's advocate," this made me screech
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I stole this from my friend’s insta but i think we need to talk about another reason why AI must be stopped and that’s cos it makes it far too easy to do shit like this that should be filed under “could you just not?”
February 11, 2026 at 4:52 AM
I stole this from my friend’s insta but i think we need to talk about another reason why AI must be stopped and that’s cos it makes it far too easy to do shit like this that should be filed under “could you just not?”
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Get in losers we’re gonna live in a library
February 11, 2026 at 1:16 AM
Get in losers we’re gonna live in a library
wanna come to a FREE cooking class tonight and learn how to make sauces and beef bulgogi?
It's in Naenae - email eat@wellingtonpride.com to join in
It's in Naenae - email eat@wellingtonpride.com to join in
Three spots have opens up in our Queer Cooking Class tonight. Want to joint us? Email eat@wellingtonpride.com now!
Working with funding from Lower Hutt City Council, we’re really excited to be able to start offering FREE cooking classes for our rainbow community. Learn some new skills, make some new friends & eat some great food. Classes start next Wed so sign up now! www.wellingtonpridefestival.com/they-ate
February 11, 2026 at 12:29 AM
wanna come to a FREE cooking class tonight and learn how to make sauces and beef bulgogi?
It's in Naenae - email eat@wellingtonpride.com to join in
It's in Naenae - email eat@wellingtonpride.com to join in
this is really good writing (even though it's on substack, boo) querent.substack.com/p/i-would-st... (spoilers for HR)
In Your Arms I Would Start A War
A Heated Rivalry Notebook
querent.substack.com
February 10, 2026 at 8:46 AM
this is really good writing (even though it's on substack, boo) querent.substack.com/p/i-would-st... (spoilers for HR)
Don’t give Seymour & co any more ideas!
Happy 13th anniversary to this pair of matching news headlines.
February 10, 2026 at 7:55 AM
Don’t give Seymour & co any more ideas!
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Happy 13th anniversary to this pair of matching news headlines.
February 10, 2026 at 7:26 AM
Happy 13th anniversary to this pair of matching news headlines.
What the fresh heck is going on with traffic right now? My Didi two blocks away is estimated to take another 15 minutes to get here and uber wants $43 for a $9 trip?
February 10, 2026 at 4:21 AM
What the fresh heck is going on with traffic right now? My Didi two blocks away is estimated to take another 15 minutes to get here and uber wants $43 for a $9 trip?
With pleasure, you…. Silly Billy!
February 10, 2026 at 3:24 AM
With pleasure, you…. Silly Billy!
How dare you ask me to use my manners?
February 10, 2026 at 3:00 AM
How dare you ask me to use my manners?
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Renting in Aotearoa NZ? Please fill in the survey; if nothing else the results will help me with council decision-making!
Own your home? Please share it widely to get max responses.
Own your home? Please share it widely to get max responses.
Aotearoa Renter's Survey 2026
This is about gathering stories and information about what it's like being a renter in Aotearoa in 2026 - to support you, your flatmates and your neighbours to advocate, organise and campaign for dece...
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February 9, 2026 at 11:37 PM
Renting in Aotearoa NZ? Please fill in the survey; if nothing else the results will help me with council decision-making!
Own your home? Please share it widely to get max responses.
Own your home? Please share it widely to get max responses.
You can't run into the forest forever because you have an important job to do in March please and thank you
February 10, 2026 at 12:18 AM
You can't run into the forest forever because you have an important job to do in March please and thank you
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[previously in the NYT]
Hart: i've sold AI to to Brockway, Ogdenville and North Haverbrook and by gum it put them on the map
NYT: wow! sounds legit!
Hart: and look! i've got your nose!
NYT: OH MY GAWD
NYT: are you a wizard??
Hart: i've sold AI to to Brockway, Ogdenville and North Haverbrook and by gum it put them on the map
NYT: wow! sounds legit!
Hart: and look! i've got your nose!
NYT: OH MY GAWD
NYT: are you a wizard??
February 9, 2026 at 4:42 PM
[previously in the NYT]
Hart: i've sold AI to to Brockway, Ogdenville and North Haverbrook and by gum it put them on the map
NYT: wow! sounds legit!
Hart: and look! i've got your nose!
NYT: OH MY GAWD
NYT: are you a wizard??
Hart: i've sold AI to to Brockway, Ogdenville and North Haverbrook and by gum it put them on the map
NYT: wow! sounds legit!
Hart: and look! i've got your nose!
NYT: OH MY GAWD
NYT: are you a wizard??
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It’s Auckland Pride season! The D*List has curated a list of accessible, joyful events happening throughout February to enjoy. Happy Pride!
An accessible events guide for Auckland Pride 2026
It’s Auckland Pride season! The D*List has curated a list of accessible, joyful events happening throughout February to enjoy. Happy Pride!
thedlist.co.nz
February 9, 2026 at 10:27 PM
It’s Auckland Pride season! The D*List has curated a list of accessible, joyful events happening throughout February to enjoy. Happy Pride!
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I'm convinced AI is our generation's radium - a discovery with genuinely useful applications in specific, controlled circumstances that we stupidly put in everything from kid's toys to toothpaste until we realised the harm far too late where future generations will ask if we were out of our minds.
February 8, 2026 at 10:23 PM
I'm convinced AI is our generation's radium - a discovery with genuinely useful applications in specific, controlled circumstances that we stupidly put in everything from kid's toys to toothpaste until we realised the harm far too late where future generations will ask if we were out of our minds.
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this is so funny because it's like, oh my god, what an awful question for a news show. and then wham the answer is so much worse somehow
Doocy: "The new face of RealFood .gov is Mike Tyson. How did you settle on someone who was most famous for eating Evander Holyfield's ear?"
RFK Jr.: "Brett Ratner who helped produce the ad had a lifelong friendship with him."
RFK Jr.: "Brett Ratner who helped produce the ad had a lifelong friendship with him."
February 9, 2026 at 3:11 AM
this is so funny because it's like, oh my god, what an awful question for a news show. and then wham the answer is so much worse somehow
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I never noticed this either.
February 8, 2026 at 7:09 PM
I never noticed this either.
I dunno, i'm not watching, that's a bridge too far!
February 9, 2026 at 12:29 AM
I dunno, i'm not watching, that's a bridge too far!