(I am old and contain multitudes, including today crying because of guilt about money and worrying that I did not spend enough time with my sister and she did not know how much I loved her)

And I am drowning in laundry and can't bring myself to deal with any of it.

Dammit now I have that song in my head again

Shake your body down to the ground

This may be an obvious question but might I be assigned a santee oh Mastadon? Don’t make me go there!

Literal helicopter parent uuuugh

Microwaved baked potato with cheese melted onto it

If you’re wondering what a “least weasel” is, they absolutely live up to the name. This is the least amount of animal you can have that can still meet the bar for “is weasel”

I think it depends on the real estate agent but there’s definitely a whole lot of people pictured putting the sold sticker on themselves

Congratulations though, that’s fucking excellent! Aren’t you supposed to get to put the sticker on it yourself?

Thank you! Takes one to know one!