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@johubris.bsky.social
Jo Hubris, Lady Boom herself, spokesvagina, one of -those- fat queers or “blue-haired alphabet mafia” apparently. She/her
Coven ball was amazing
November 8, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Coven ball was amazing
Why yes, WINZ, I do have some feedback for you, thanks for asking!
November 6, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Why yes, WINZ, I do have some feedback for you, thanks for asking!
Managed vegetables for dinner at least
November 3, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Managed vegetables for dinner at least
Evening meditation buddies, featuring my new tattoo of Callie’s paws that she has yet to lay paws on, and Katie not being thrilled about being photographed holding hands with me (her tattoo on my other thigh is still healing)
November 2, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Evening meditation buddies, featuring my new tattoo of Callie’s paws that she has yet to lay paws on, and Katie not being thrilled about being photographed holding hands with me (her tattoo on my other thigh is still healing)
Ummm this is not Callie or Katie
October 27, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Ummm this is not Callie or Katie
Hosting a party at someone else’s house is the best cos if you’re late there’s no early people to disrupt your art
October 25, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Hosting a party at someone else’s house is the best cos if you’re late there’s no early people to disrupt your art
My new undies from Snag have naked ladies frolicking on them
October 24, 2025 at 12:21 AM
My new undies from Snag have naked ladies frolicking on them
WOOP. Nice to have some good news!
October 22, 2025 at 10:12 PM
WOOP. Nice to have some good news!
Okay this is NOT an iconography I’d want people to glance at in my kitchen
October 22, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Okay this is NOT an iconography I’d want people to glance at in my kitchen
Is the vet checking Callie’s blood pressure or sending secret messages to the USSR???
October 21, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Is the vet checking Callie’s blood pressure or sending secret messages to the USSR???
I don’t know why there’s a glut of photos of Karen and I saved on my phone from a year ago - I suspect she may have been looking at her scrapbooks.
But it’s nice to see them after a horrible dream
But it’s nice to see them after a horrible dream
October 20, 2025 at 8:18 PM
I don’t know why there’s a glut of photos of Karen and I saved on my phone from a year ago - I suspect she may have been looking at her scrapbooks.
But it’s nice to see them after a horrible dream
But it’s nice to see them after a horrible dream
Would you like to come over later and smell my pee?
Unrelated: here’s my dinner. I made rocket & almond pesto and it’s real yum.
Unrelated: here’s my dinner. I made rocket & almond pesto and it’s real yum.
October 19, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Would you like to come over later and smell my pee?
Unrelated: here’s my dinner. I made rocket & almond pesto and it’s real yum.
Unrelated: here’s my dinner. I made rocket & almond pesto and it’s real yum.
These Scandinavian buns?
October 17, 2025 at 10:14 PM
These Scandinavian buns?
For past 40 years I have had at least one monster toenail that spread to the others. Last year I spent six months taking anti fungal drugs and today I got an expensive bougie pedicure (wouldn’t trust my usual cheap manicure place) and for the first time in 25 years I’m not ashamed of my toes
October 17, 2025 at 1:01 AM
For past 40 years I have had at least one monster toenail that spread to the others. Last year I spent six months taking anti fungal drugs and today I got an expensive bougie pedicure (wouldn’t trust my usual cheap manicure place) and for the first time in 25 years I’m not ashamed of my toes
Four years since this beautiful girl and her lovely little sister came to live with me!
October 15, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Four years since this beautiful girl and her lovely little sister came to live with me!
Ahhh yes, the famous Hunter Vasser centre in Whangarei…
October 13, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Ahhh yes, the famous Hunter Vasser centre in Whangarei…
Ike why would you want to squish these poor puppies?
(Tee by Cosmo Bones for @wellingtonpride.bsky.social)
(Tee by Cosmo Bones for @wellingtonpride.bsky.social)
October 12, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Ike why would you want to squish these poor puppies?
(Tee by Cosmo Bones for @wellingtonpride.bsky.social)
(Tee by Cosmo Bones for @wellingtonpride.bsky.social)
Seymour says that a 50,000 person petition is just 1% of the population and Parliament shouldn’t have to debate that. But the entire country can be ruined by 9% of the people just fine? Okay
October 11, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Seymour says that a 50,000 person petition is just 1% of the population and Parliament shouldn’t have to debate that. But the entire country can be ruined by 9% of the people just fine? Okay
Very pleased @starlajo.bsky.social made this broach so I can say hello please pay attention to my boobs
October 10, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Very pleased @starlajo.bsky.social made this broach so I can say hello please pay attention to my boobs
Ooooooof, this is a big fuckup on this charity’s part. I have never heard from them before but now I want to know who they purchased my information from
October 9, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Ooooooof, this is a big fuckup on this charity’s part. I have never heard from them before but now I want to know who they purchased my information from
Timeline synchronicity from @gtiso.bsky.social and @misswhanau.bsky.social
October 8, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Timeline synchronicity from @gtiso.bsky.social and @misswhanau.bsky.social
What have I done to deserve this???
October 7, 2025 at 5:11 AM
What have I done to deserve this???
I wish I had something interesting to post here but all I have is whining or stuff I can’t talk about so here’s a picture of Katie & Callie in the jungle instead
October 6, 2025 at 9:47 AM
I wish I had something interesting to post here but all I have is whining or stuff I can’t talk about so here’s a picture of Katie & Callie in the jungle instead