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Bucky Underbelly (Robb)
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Stout, thick-limbed and densely-packed. Like a mailbox made of meat. Pretty erudite for a caveman. Writer/Shiftless Layabout.
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Every episode of Columbo includes a scene where he tells the killer that his wife is a huge fan of their music, acting, cooking, art, etc.

And then he arrests them for murder.

The whole show is all about Columbo destroying all the things his wife loves. Pure emotional terrorism.
Whatcha thinkin' about?
November 13, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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I'm so sick of all this shit. I'm tired of having to spend all day posting about pedophiles and AI tech freaks and various other ghouls destroying the world. I should be posting about mailboxes with teeth and airplanes that flap their wings and gollum's favorite songs. Jesus christ
November 13, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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I WFH 100% (maybe pop into the office if absolutely necessary).

I save a dead minimum of 1.5 hour of my life every day, between commute and not needing to "dress" for work.

I also save at least $200/month in gas, car insurance, and parking costs. That's HUGE.
I'm currently commuting two days a week almost an hour each way and TBH it's my limit. I cannot believe I used to do like 90 minutes each way five days a week for years.
November 13, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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When Covid caused NYC offices to hollow out what they found was that yeah the core business districts suffered but the neighborhoods where people actually live, thrived.

All WFH means is rethinking business districts, not cities.
if you cant go in to the office 3 days a week then you really can't complain when cities are hollowed out. cities are places where ppl work and network. getting rid of that makes cities useless
And it's usually something like "but that's not what the literal DNC does!" as if I don't know, as someone who has worked on Dem campaigns, sometimes in conjunction with the DNC what they do. So I'm going to be very specific here: this is the DNC being shitty: www.nytimes.com/2025/11/12/u...
November 13, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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Tax the rich. Billionaire tears not pictured.
November 13, 2025 at 12:58 PM
I'd consider this a "rapid unplanned disassembly" but it's been pretty predictable and has taken a decade longer than it should have.
November 13, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Rushing to throw the last shovelful of dirt onto the already filled plot and trying to convince everyone you helped dig the hole.
November 13, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Water finds its own level.

This is also true of fetid garbage water.

Just something that crossed my mind tonight for no reason whatsoever.
November 13, 2025 at 4:40 AM
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CLAIM: The government is run by a secret society of pedophiles
RATING: FALSE. This society is in no way a secret
November 13, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Absolutely 0% chance he'd step down voluntarily. He'd sooner burn the whole country down. (Or *finish* burning it down.) Prediction: If this keeps going the way it looks like it's going, the gears will start grinding on the 25th Amendment with urgency. Those rats won't go down with his ship.
November 13, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Sweet Christ, it's gonna turn out that the piss tape was real, and way grosser than we imagined ... and we'll all be forced to watch it.
November 13, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Yes, I'm cautiously enjoying some chickens potentially coming home to roost, but godDAMN do I miss the days of being bored stupid by politics.
November 13, 2025 at 2:30 AM
But his emails.
November 13, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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This is not legal advice but:

Everyone can now publicly say “Donald Trump is a pedophile.”

Suing for defamation would open him up to discovery and draw more attention. And as a public figure, he must meet a higher standard. He’d have to prove you knew it was false — which you very much don’t.
Can we just take a minute and acknowledge that our POTUS is right OUT IN THE OPEN lobbying Congressional members to vote against releasing the Epstein files?! Like... what the fuck else does anyone even need to know?
November 13, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Repost with an iconic fictional band.
November 12, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Who among us wouldn't want a 'Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Hold Up" Brobot?
in a long life filled with saying stupid shit this is may be the stupidest shit he's ever said
November 11, 2025 at 10:41 PM
This is all heading inexorably towards the most unwatchable Avengers-style team-up slop-fest ever damned to film, isn't it. Just public domain Fortnite.
Betty Boop gets her own horror movie with BOOP.

"A team of horror podcast investigators breaks into an abandoned theater to discover the hauntings of the starlet once known as Boop. A simple investigation turns into a horrific blood bath."
Betty Boop Horror Movie in the Works with Devanny Pinn as ‘Boop’
Betty Boop is the latest public domain character to spawn an indie horror movie, following the likes of Winnie-the-Pooh, Mickey Mouse, Peter Pan, Cinderella, Bambi, Popeye, and Aladdin. Variety report...
bloody-disgusting.com
November 11, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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EVERY COMMERCIAL RIGHT NOW: "Tis the season--"
ME, FURIOUS: "TISN'T!!"
November 9, 2025 at 7:06 AM
It's a reboot. The details of the previous continuity don't matter. Also, this entire series (until the Craig movies) has largely been a series of unconnected one-offs. Why is this hard?

(It probably isn't. I'm sure behind the scenes it's not really a problem. A headline in search of clicks.)
November 11, 2025 at 8:00 AM
That's because all the piss is down here right now. In Chuck Schumer's sopping-wet pants.
The piss tank on the ISS is now 14% full.
November 11, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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Why is the "we must be united!" hectoring directed at people who are mad at the Cavers and not to the Cavers? Everyone who's mad was united, then the Cave Caucus walked across the aisle and betrayed what the public had been told was the Dem position.
The sooner we get past internal recriminations and back to fighting united, the better off we all are — the likelier our victory next November.
November 10, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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DONALD TRUMP: [asleep, drooling on long red tie]

SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
November 10, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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I think Senate folders are significantly underestimating how fucking angry Democratic voters are at them
November 10, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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Missing a sure bet if they don't call it: "And Another Thing."
John Carpenter says he's working on a sequel to 'The Thing'

"We'll see"
November 7, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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November 8, 2025 at 6:16 PM