Bucky Underbelly (Robb)
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Stout, thick-limbed and densely-packed. Like a mailbox made of meat. Pretty erudite for a caveman. Writer/Shiftless Layabout.
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Every episode of Columbo includes a scene where he tells the killer that his wife is a huge fan of their music, acting, cooking, art, etc.
And then he arrests them for murder.
The whole show is all about Columbo destroying all the things his wife loves. Pure emotional terrorism.
And then he arrests them for murder.
The whole show is all about Columbo destroying all the things his wife loves. Pure emotional terrorism.
I love that the very first one just looks like Ozempic Bobby Hill.
Ken turns 65 this year, but we bet you don’t know all these Ken facts.
9 Surprising Things You Probably Didn't Know About Ken
nerdist.com
February 1, 2026 at 4:47 AM
I love that the very first one just looks like Ozempic Bobby Hill.
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Sweet, merciful FUCK do I YEARN for a day when I don't see his stupid goddamn face.
Or hear his stupid goddamn voice.
Or think his stupid goddamn name.
Or shake with the blinding rage of a thousand suns at his stupid goddamn evil.
Or hear his stupid goddamn voice.
Or think his stupid goddamn name.
Or shake with the blinding rage of a thousand suns at his stupid goddamn evil.
January 20, 2026 at 8:18 PM
Sweet, merciful FUCK do I YEARN for a day when I don't see his stupid goddamn face.
Or hear his stupid goddamn voice.
Or think his stupid goddamn name.
Or shake with the blinding rage of a thousand suns at his stupid goddamn evil.
Or hear his stupid goddamn voice.
Or think his stupid goddamn name.
Or shake with the blinding rage of a thousand suns at his stupid goddamn evil.
When and why did we eliminate pleasing smells from flowers?
I buy flowers for The Missus from the store literally every week and I can't remember the last time they actually smelled like flowers. We should bring back flower smells.
I buy flowers for The Missus from the store literally every week and I can't remember the last time they actually smelled like flowers. We should bring back flower smells.
February 1, 2026 at 2:47 AM
When and why did we eliminate pleasing smells from flowers?
I buy flowers for The Missus from the store literally every week and I can't remember the last time they actually smelled like flowers. We should bring back flower smells.
I buy flowers for The Missus from the store literally every week and I can't remember the last time they actually smelled like flowers. We should bring back flower smells.
On days like today my stomach growls menacingly.
I have an unslakable hunger for billionaire meat. And it’s growing every day.
January 31, 2026 at 10:46 PM
On days like today my stomach growls menacingly.
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"We can either tax you out of existence or we can launch you into the sun with a trebuchet. Your call!"
The Epstein emails should really end the debate over whether society should have billionaires. "Do you want there to be a class of people so powerful they can fuck your kids and no one will even try to do anything" seems like an easy sell if everyone in politics wasn't trying to get on their payroll
January 31, 2026 at 10:42 PM
"We can either tax you out of existence or we can launch you into the sun with a trebuchet. Your call!"
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When they say Me Too "went too far," they mean "got too close."
January 31, 2026 at 4:25 PM
When they say Me Too "went too far," they mean "got too close."
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Forget everything you already know about America's most notorious dead person. Watch Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile youtu.be/XjhSoGcQhWU
The Onion Investigates: Jeffrey Epstein
YouTube video by The Onion
youtu.be
January 31, 2026 at 3:56 PM
Forget everything you already know about America's most notorious dead person. Watch Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile youtu.be/XjhSoGcQhWU
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meanwhile, this is still happening and as far as I'm aware no one got footage of this incident
January 31, 2026 at 7:00 AM
meanwhile, this is still happening and as far as I'm aware no one got footage of this incident
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If Melania’s movie died any harder, Trump would bury it on a golf course
January 30, 2026 at 2:04 AM
If Melania’s movie died any harder, Trump would bury it on a golf course
Finally. A champion for the downtrodden, the struggling, the landed gentry.
Trump: "People that own their homes -- we're gonna keep them wealthy. We're gonna keep those prices up. We're not gonna destroy the value of their homes so that somebody who didn't work very hard can buy a home."
January 29, 2026 at 8:48 PM
Finally. A champion for the downtrodden, the struggling, the landed gentry.
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Bandcamp bans AI music, choosing to support human musicians.
Thanks Bandcamp.
www.theverge.com/news/861794/...
Thanks Bandcamp.
www.theverge.com/news/861794/...
Bandcamp becomes the first major music platform to ban AI content
Bandcamp is banning AI-generated music and won’t allow its content to be used for training AI models.
www.theverge.com
January 29, 2026 at 1:33 AM
Bandcamp bans AI music, choosing to support human musicians.
Thanks Bandcamp.
www.theverge.com/news/861794/...
Thanks Bandcamp.
www.theverge.com/news/861794/...
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This machine yub nubs fascists.
January 29, 2026 at 4:13 AM
This machine yub nubs fascists.
And we need it. Desperately.
Detective Hole is the new Fish Tube.
January 29, 2026 at 3:58 AM
And we need it. Desperately.
Detective Hole is the new Fish Tube.
January 29, 2026 at 3:49 AM
Detective Hole is the new Fish Tube.
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These fraught times call for a show with what is either an intentionally or unintentionally hilarious title, and which I will be talking about for the rest of the year
January 28, 2026 at 6:55 PM
These fraught times call for a show with what is either an intentionally or unintentionally hilarious title, and which I will be talking about for the rest of the year
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See, the “immigration crisis,” “border emergency” etc - it’s 100% made up. There is NO crisis except panicked, violently racist white people. That’s it.
All this suffering and death is caused by that and only by that. The rest is bullshit: an excuse to grab power by a white supremacist regime.
All this suffering and death is caused by that and only by that. The rest is bullshit: an excuse to grab power by a white supremacist regime.
January 29, 2026 at 1:23 AM
See, the “immigration crisis,” “border emergency” etc - it’s 100% made up. There is NO crisis except panicked, violently racist white people. That’s it.
All this suffering and death is caused by that and only by that. The rest is bullshit: an excuse to grab power by a white supremacist regime.
All this suffering and death is caused by that and only by that. The rest is bullshit: an excuse to grab power by a white supremacist regime.
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🎵"And you may ask yourself ...
'Where is my large bribery bag?'"🎵
'Where is my large bribery bag?'"🎵
January 28, 2026 at 2:23 AM
🎵"And you may ask yourself ...
'Where is my large bribery bag?'"🎵
'Where is my large bribery bag?'"🎵
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Totally mis-read the post and I've been doing "Writhing Sprints" this whole time. No wonder I haven't gotten any further on my screenplay and am also covered in dirt.
January 23, 2026 at 9:08 PM
Totally mis-read the post and I've been doing "Writhing Sprints" this whole time. No wonder I haven't gotten any further on my screenplay and am also covered in dirt.
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Holding up the line because you get to the counter and there are just too many choices on the menu.
January 25, 2026 at 9:11 PM
Holding up the line because you get to the counter and there are just too many choices on the menu.
Every screenwriter in town just frantically flipped open their laptops.
Suspected L.A. copper wire thief goes into a manhole and refuses to come out
Suspected L.A. copper wire thief goes into a manhole and refuses to come out
An alleged copper wire thief evaded police for nearly fours hours by hiding in a manhole in Chatsworth.
www.latimes.com
January 28, 2026 at 3:59 AM
Every screenwriter in town just frantically flipped open their laptops.
Okay, let's do this. For every like this post gets, I'll enjoy it.
January 28, 2026 at 3:55 AM
Okay, let's do this. For every like this post gets, I'll enjoy it.
Tom Homan packing his bags for Minnesota.
January 28, 2026 at 3:14 AM
Tom Homan packing his bags for Minnesota.
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Dissolving DHS, and obviously ICE within it, is imperative. And we also must not lose sight of this additional demand: Close the Camps, Bring Them Home. Ending DHS would end new abductions but we must also address all of those already completed.
January 27, 2026 at 4:27 PM
Dissolving DHS, and obviously ICE within it, is imperative. And we also must not lose sight of this additional demand: Close the Camps, Bring Them Home. Ending DHS would end new abductions but we must also address all of those already completed.
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If Bilbo had Chat GPT
January 27, 2026 at 4:24 PM
If Bilbo had Chat GPT