Bucky Underbelly (Robb)
@buckyunderbelly.bsky.social
Stout, thick-limbed and densely-packed. Like a mailbox made of meat. Pretty erudite for a caveman. Writer/Shiftless Layabout.
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Every episode of Columbo includes a scene where he tells the killer that his wife is a huge fan of their music, acting, cooking, art, etc.
And then he arrests them for murder.
The whole show is all about Columbo destroying all the things his wife loves. Pure emotional terrorism.
And then he arrests them for murder.
The whole show is all about Columbo destroying all the things his wife loves. Pure emotional terrorism.
It's such a shame that the term "dogpiling" refers to such a negative thing. Because being under a pile of dogs is legitimately one of life's greatest delights.
November 17, 2025 at 9:58 PM
It's such a shame that the term "dogpiling" refers to such a negative thing. Because being under a pile of dogs is legitimately one of life's greatest delights.
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When RFK said he wanted that reporter to have his baby, are we 100% sure he didn't just mean he was full and wasn't going to be able to finish it?
November 15, 2025 at 9:12 PM
When RFK said he wanted that reporter to have his baby, are we 100% sure he didn't just mean he was full and wasn't going to be able to finish it?
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Water finds its own level.
This is also true of fetid garbage water.
Just something that crossed my mind tonight for no reason whatsoever.
This is also true of fetid garbage water.
Just something that crossed my mind tonight for no reason whatsoever.
November 13, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Water finds its own level.
This is also true of fetid garbage water.
Just something that crossed my mind tonight for no reason whatsoever.
This is also true of fetid garbage water.
Just something that crossed my mind tonight for no reason whatsoever.
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Someone laid a finger on my Butterfinger. My threats were useless.
November 4, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Someone laid a finger on my Butterfinger. My threats were useless.
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It's a testament to how fucking cooked my brain is on politics, news and the whole bouillabaisse of suck that we've been soaking for so long -- that my brain immediately identified this thumbnail on YouTube as January 6th.
November 16, 2025 at 5:29 PM
It's a testament to how fucking cooked my brain is on politics, news and the whole bouillabaisse of suck that we've been soaking for so long -- that my brain immediately identified this thumbnail on YouTube as January 6th.
Sounds like somebody got the call that paper shredder is working.
NEW: Trump calls on House Republicans to vote in favor of releasing the Epstein files, writing: "I DON'T CARE!"
November 17, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Sounds like somebody got the call that paper shredder is working.
I know it never happened, but I desperately want somebody to ask him about blowing Clinton because I think it would be very entertaining to watch him rupture his remaining synapse.
November 16, 2025 at 10:28 PM
I know it never happened, but I desperately want somebody to ask him about blowing Clinton because I think it would be very entertaining to watch him rupture his remaining synapse.
Just in it for the clicks.
Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene expressed support for President Trump and his agenda on Sunday, just days the Georgia Republican had come under attack by the president after showing independence, notably on the government’s investigation of Jeffrey Epstein.
Marjorie Taylor Greene Extends an Olive Branch to Trump
The Georgia Republican, long a loyal Trump ally, had come under attack by the president after showing independence, notably on the government’s investigation of Jeffrey Epstein.
nyti.ms
November 16, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Just in it for the clicks.
It's a testament to how fucking cooked my brain is on politics, news and the whole bouillabaisse of suck that we've been soaking for so long -- that my brain immediately identified this thumbnail on YouTube as January 6th.
November 16, 2025 at 5:29 PM
It's a testament to how fucking cooked my brain is on politics, news and the whole bouillabaisse of suck that we've been soaking for so long -- that my brain immediately identified this thumbnail on YouTube as January 6th.
There's a non-zero chance he's also a sneakers guy.
Spike Lee just blessed Pope Leo with a custom Knicks jersey during his visit to the Vatican, just one week after the Pope was gifted a custom Chicago Bulls one.
Spike Lee Blesses Pope Leo with Knicks Jersey
Spike Lee just blessed Pope Leo with a custom Knicks jersey during his visit to the Vatican, just one week after the Pope was gifted a custom Chicago Bulls one.
www.vulture.com
November 16, 2025 at 4:40 AM
There's a non-zero chance he's also a sneakers guy.
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Calling ICE on your neighbors is a hate crime
November 15, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Calling ICE on your neighbors is a hate crime
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@scalzi.com you say this? bc it’s the best - and your the best but people should know it’s you for realz.
November 15, 2025 at 10:23 PM
@scalzi.com you say this? bc it’s the best - and your the best but people should know it’s you for realz.
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If these people are ever thrown out of power, I hope we all understand there is no reformist pathway for institutions like this as much as Dems might desperately wish and claim there is.
November 15, 2025 at 10:05 PM
If these people are ever thrown out of power, I hope we all understand there is no reformist pathway for institutions like this as much as Dems might desperately wish and claim there is.
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When RFK said he wanted that reporter to have his baby, are we 100% sure he didn't just mean he was full and wasn't going to be able to finish it?
November 15, 2025 at 9:12 PM
When RFK said he wanted that reporter to have his baby, are we 100% sure he didn't just mean he was full and wasn't going to be able to finish it?
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I might play this as my alarm every morning for the next month
September 21, 2025 at 7:29 PM
I might play this as my alarm every morning for the next month
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I am begging Bluesky to please, please, please hire a comms person. They keep trying to engage people to explain why paraphrasing Johnny Cash is wrongspeak and end up looking more and more ridiculous.
Dudes. You flag Victorian trick films for graphic violence. Just. Stop. It.
Dudes. You flag Victorian trick films for graphic violence. Just. Stop. It.
November 15, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I am begging Bluesky to please, please, please hire a comms person. They keep trying to engage people to explain why paraphrasing Johnny Cash is wrongspeak and end up looking more and more ridiculous.
Dudes. You flag Victorian trick films for graphic violence. Just. Stop. It.
Dudes. You flag Victorian trick films for graphic violence. Just. Stop. It.
Moon Tobin hunting for snacks.
November 15, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Moon Tobin hunting for snacks.
Gotta rush that movie out so that it hits theaters just in time for the one-year anniversary of the fad having died out.
Labubu movie in the works for the big screen, report says reut.rs/4nWddHY
Labubu movie in the works for the big screen, report says
The popular Labubu dolls that have ignited a global frenzy may light up movie screens in the future, the Hollywood Reporter said on Friday.
reut.rs
November 15, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Gotta rush that movie out so that it hits theaters just in time for the one-year anniversary of the fad having died out.
The Onion never misses. Ever.
Ghislaine Maxwell Conceals Escape Tunnel Behind Pinup Poster Of Shirley Temple
Ghislaine Maxwell Conceals Escape Tunnel Behind Pinup Poster Of Shirley Temple
Ghislaine Maxwell Conceals Escape Tunnel Behind Pinup Poster Of Shirley Temple
theonion.com
November 15, 2025 at 2:19 AM
The Onion never misses. Ever.
Ghislaine Maxwell Conceals Escape Tunnel Behind Pinup Poster Of Shirley Temple
Ghislaine Maxwell Conceals Escape Tunnel Behind Pinup Poster Of Shirley Temple
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your dead AI mother loves you so much ❤️
November 15, 2025 at 12:50 AM
your dead AI mother loves you so much ❤️
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November 5, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Wait, DID IT HAPPEN?!
*checks timeline*
Aw, nuts.
*checks timeline*
Aw, nuts.
then all this desolate vacuity of life went away
November 14, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Wait, DID IT HAPPEN?!
*checks timeline*
Aw, nuts.
*checks timeline*
Aw, nuts.
This ad feels less like an ad and more like a pretty fair description of our whole deal right now.
November 14, 2025 at 9:55 PM
This ad feels less like an ad and more like a pretty fair description of our whole deal right now.