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John Fischer: What Happened?
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Let’s try this one more time. Amateur stand-up comedian, occasional faux-pirate radio DJ, cameoed in a USA Today bestseller. Come in, sit down, stay awhile. (he/him)
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bsky.senil.me
They won't even have the same impact as the guy who fucked the oven in a Quiznos commercial, and that's nowhere near as infamous as the Folgers incest commercial.
December 11, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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spammm.bsky.social
menards has their christmas tree dissociation zone set up
December 11, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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michaelbloom.bsky.social
that picture of all the construction workers sitting on a steel beam eating lunch except its me & the boys sitting on the floor at game stop - dril tweet
December 11, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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thurs-phantom.bsky.social
#Thursday #PhantomOfParadise
December 11, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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infinitescream.bsky.social
AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
December 11, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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heathcliffnull.bsky.social
December 10, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social
big news
The cow tools cartoon with a cow showing of her 4 lumpy unsophisticated tools except a pantone-style color sample has been edited in over the barn. The sample is a square of white that matches the white of the tools and is labeled "COWTONE 10-1982 Lump Prongler" Caption reads "Color of the year."
December 10, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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jeleynai.bsky.social
"I wish all companies insisting on AI a very bankruptcy"
December 10, 2025 at 3:54 PM
johnthemod1.bsky.social
I’m currently writing fanfiction that no one asked for and no one will want to read about an ‘80s TV show that’s been non-grata for over a decade. And yet, I keep writing it. The indomitable human spirit, ladies, gentlemen, and variations thereupon: the one thing AI can’t replace.
internethippo.bsky.social Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 2d
One of the many reasons AI can't produce good writing is it can't hate its own writing. It can't think to itself "Maybe I'm illiterate" during the writing process. And that's essential
December 10, 2025 at 8:51 PM
johnthemod1.bsky.social
December 10, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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rikergoogling.bsky.social
is hamilton still sold out
December 10, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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kibblesmith.com
As the guy behind 6-7 I just want you to know you don’t have to worry about what it means it’s a beautiful Christian thing
December 10, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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infinitescream.bsky.social
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
December 10, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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brendelbored.bsky.social
We just accept it because it’s always been this way but ‘Ringo Starr’ is a bonkers thing to call yourself when the other guys are John, Paul, and George. It’s like having a band where everyone else uses their real name and then the drummer goes yes please call me Crackers Creamsworth
December 6, 2025 at 11:02 AM
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shanewatch.bsky.social
December 9, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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pachineorzea.bsky.social
Nothing is ever truly deleted from the internet except the thing you are specifically looking for.
December 9, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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infinitescream.bsky.social
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
December 10, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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kennylauderdale.bsky.social
Thinking about tall Zaku.
December 9, 2025 at 6:27 AM
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nocontexttrek1.bsky.social
DS9 scene. We're in close on Garak, a simple tailor. His face sort of looks like it's hovering in black space but I think he's just in a very dark place, but like a closet or dark room, not emotionally. Garak is a Carassian, with grey skin and boney ridges that run up along the nose and circle like a spoon on his forehead. Also has ridges that snake from the right and left hairline down around the eye and to the cheekbone. Basically he's got a topographical mountain range across his face. Back to the screenshot--so he's in a dark room and he's making a face that's like if you hated spiders and all of a sudden saw a big spider sitting next to you. Closed caption reads, "But I'm afraid your pants won't be ready tomorrow after all.
December 8, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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dldyouknowgamlng.bsky.social
thank you toast
January 16, 2025 at 11:46 AM
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heathcliffhelms.heathcliff.cat
Snow Tools
Heathcliff and the cow tool cows look out the window into the backyard filled with snow gazing proudly upon cow tools but made of snow. Two snow owls sit on a fence, one speaks the caption "Snow Tools"
December 8, 2025 at 8:23 PM
johnthemod1.bsky.social
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar
December 8, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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tonightsepisode.bsky.social
Titlecard from the television program READING RAINBOW. In colour, pale and faded by age, digitisation, and possible generational loss present in archival videotape, an illustration of a city street*. We see the facades of four apartment buildings. Two on the image's left are neutrally coloured with rows of black approximately rectangular windows; two at the right are more obviously rust-coloured brownstones, with the one farthest right having a white concrete stoop visible at the frame's edge. Three greenish trees line the unseen boulevard's curb. The roof and windows of a dull red car are visible in the image's lower left quadrant. A video overlay with a soft-formed and rounded font** superimposes the title "Gila Monsters Meet You at the Airport***." *(this is the south side of E 95th St., just past Lexington Ave. in Manhattan.) **(the internet suggests it's called "Vagabond Regular." I can't find any provenance for it specifically, but it's either definitely that (should its existence predate the 1983 production and airing of this episode), or an aftermarket variant designed to *precisely* mimic it. Happy to discover the right answer, as always!) ***(as is the case with most READING RAINBOW episodes, this is the name of the children's book being discussed within. "Gila Monsters Meet You at the Airport" is written by Marjorie Weinman Sharmat with illustrations by Byron Barton, © 1980 by Alladin, a division of Simon and Schuster. Here's a clearer view of the entire featured image as it appears on the book's copyright page, from which this titlecard is a detail: https://imgur.com/a/gOKEskS You can read it on the archive, should the spirit move you: https://archive.org/details/gilamonstersmeet00shar In any event -- may your airport experiences be free of Gila monsters. Especially the giant ones. Those things are strong enough to flip over a 50s roadster. I've seen it happen, man. It's a real drag.) #tvsky #TVSky #classictv #ClassicTV #filmsky #tvhistory
November 27, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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moltenberle.bsky.social
@asherperlman.bsky.social
This is not something that can possibly be described in text. But here goes: it’s an edit of cartoonist Asher Perlman’s “he’s going for the (band name)” comic, but with “Cow Tools” instead of a jukebox.
December 7, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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sm64dsstars.bsky.social
It's Actually Koopette the Quick Now Which is Pretty Cool But You Do Still Need That Star
December 7, 2025 at 9:40 AM