John Fischer: What Happened?
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Let’s try this one more time. Amateur stand-up comedian, occasional faux-pirate radio DJ, cameoed in a USA Today bestseller. Come in, sit down, stay awhile. (he/him)
I saw it four times in theaters and I cried every time. I don’t care if it’s not cool to like it anymore, it’s an alright movie by me.
December 12, 2025 at 6:52 AM
I saw it four times in theaters and I cried every time. I don’t care if it’s not cool to like it anymore, it’s an alright movie by me.
Did I Leo point when I saw they got the make and model of the Bonus Car right? Probably.
December 12, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Did I Leo point when I saw they got the make and model of the Bonus Car right? Probably.
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They won't even have the same impact as the guy who fucked the oven in a Quiznos commercial, and that's nowhere near as infamous as the Folgers incest commercial.
December 11, 2025 at 1:27 AM
They won't even have the same impact as the guy who fucked the oven in a Quiznos commercial, and that's nowhere near as infamous as the Folgers incest commercial.
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CORRECTION: the line is “absolutely not” instead of “absolutely fucking not.”
He also insinuates on that same page (200, for those playing at home) that he had an affair with Miss Piggy.
He also insinuates on that same page (200, for those playing at home) that he had an affair with Miss Piggy.
December 10, 2025 at 8:45 PM
CORRECTION: the line is “absolutely not” instead of “absolutely fucking not.”
He also insinuates on that same page (200, for those playing at home) that he had an affair with Miss Piggy.
He also insinuates on that same page (200, for those playing at home) that he had an affair with Miss Piggy.
Tim actually addresses this in his book Vagabond that came out a couple months ago (damn good book, But You Don’t Have To Take My Word For It [READING RAINBOW STINGER]). His words exactly:
“Absolutely fucking not.”
“Absolutely fucking not.”
December 10, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Tim actually addresses this in his book Vagabond that came out a couple months ago (damn good book, But You Don’t Have To Take My Word For It [READING RAINBOW STINGER]). His words exactly:
“Absolutely fucking not.”
“Absolutely fucking not.”
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Nothing is ever truly deleted from the internet except the thing you are specifically looking for.
December 9, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Nothing is ever truly deleted from the internet except the thing you are specifically looking for.
One of the myriad of reasons why I should never be a father. If you’re having a tough time trying to put this into words, what chance do I have with my hypothetical children? I wonder if my parents ever felt this way…
December 9, 2025 at 7:39 AM
One of the myriad of reasons why I should never be a father. If you’re having a tough time trying to put this into words, what chance do I have with my hypothetical children? I wonder if my parents ever felt this way…
And the AI doesn’t even try to fit the lyrics into the melody! Near the end of the ad, it’s barely recognizable!
December 8, 2025 at 10:27 PM
And the AI doesn’t even try to fit the lyrics into the melody! Near the end of the ad, it’s barely recognizable!