John Fischer: What Happened?
@johnthemod1.bsky.social
Let’s try this one more time. Amateur stand-up comedian, occasional faux-pirate radio DJ, cameoed in a USA Today bestseller. Come in, sit down, stay awhile. (he/him)
Me to my flash drive of the Star Wars Despecialized Editions in 2027:
December 6, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Me to my flash drive of the Star Wars Despecialized Editions in 2027:
I’m trying to come up with a witty retort for this, but it’s just not happening. I’ll just leave this still here from a Bluey episode where the background activated my fight-or-flight. I’d know that winding countryside road anywhere. It HAUNTS me.
December 3, 2025 at 5:29 AM
I’m trying to come up with a witty retort for this, but it’s just not happening. I’ll just leave this still here from a Bluey episode where the background activated my fight-or-flight. I’d know that winding countryside road anywhere. It HAUNTS me.
mfw I got another one of those chain “post something random or have a bad December” chain tweets and I’m extremely vulnerable
November 21, 2025 at 10:29 PM
mfw I got another one of those chain “post something random or have a bad December” chain tweets and I’m extremely vulnerable
ALTERNATE:
I took two Limitless pills to limit myself!
I took two Limitless pills to limit myself!
November 16, 2025 at 5:22 PM
ALTERNATE:
I took two Limitless pills to limit myself!
I took two Limitless pills to limit myself!
Last guy who ran off on the pack got choked out by some Givenchy gloves.
The last thing he ever saw was the price tag on them.
The last thing he ever saw was the price tag on them.
November 16, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Last guy who ran off on the pack got choked out by some Givenchy gloves.
The last thing he ever saw was the price tag on them.
The last thing he ever saw was the price tag on them.
I’m an asshole!
November 1, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I’m an asshole!
I hope that whoever designed the Maschinenmensch for Metropolis knew that they designed one of the greatest robots in fiction. Like, goddamn, what a cool design.
October 27, 2025 at 8:05 AM
I hope that whoever designed the Maschinenmensch for Metropolis knew that they designed one of the greatest robots in fiction. Like, goddamn, what a cool design.
*teleports behind you*
heheheh… nothing personnel, kid
heheheh… nothing personnel, kid
September 16, 2025 at 10:02 PM
*teleports behind you*
heheheh… nothing personnel, kid
heheheh… nothing personnel, kid
You build Gunpla? Badass!!!
September 16, 2025 at 5:24 AM
You build Gunpla? Badass!!!
“…It’s gonna be a beautiful day tomorrow!”
September 16, 2025 at 4:03 AM
“…It’s gonna be a beautiful day tomorrow!”
Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2?
September 2, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2?
Introducing the world’s saddest Megatron KO. He can barely stay together in robot mode, and OH MY GOD WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOUR FAAAAACE!?!?
August 13, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Introducing the world’s saddest Megatron KO. He can barely stay together in robot mode, and OH MY GOD WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOUR FAAAAACE!?!?
post a random picture or everything will go bad in August
August 1, 2025 at 3:58 PM
post a random picture or everything will go bad in August
If you see this, I implore you to post a picture from your device without comment.
July 30, 2025 at 4:45 PM
If you see this, I implore you to post a picture from your device without comment.
tfw Tatsuro Yamashita comes back with that a capella bit after the fade-out on Ride on Time
July 22, 2025 at 5:30 PM
tfw Tatsuro Yamashita comes back with that a capella bit after the fade-out on Ride on Time
THAT’S how you make a modern Superman movie, Zack Snyder.
July 13, 2025 at 11:43 PM
THAT’S how you make a modern Superman movie, Zack Snyder.
There’s one McDonald’s near me that still has the red roof and everything. Even has a PlayPlace. They’re tearing it down at the end of the month and replacing it with… *that.* Not too happy about it.
July 8, 2025 at 7:48 PM
There’s one McDonald’s near me that still has the red roof and everything. Even has a PlayPlace. They’re tearing it down at the end of the month and replacing it with… *that.* Not too happy about it.
Somewhere, there is a pair of DK Bongos signed by Amy Winehouse. They belong in a museum.
June 29, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Somewhere, there is a pair of DK Bongos signed by Amy Winehouse. They belong in a museum.
My dash did a thing:
June 7, 2025 at 3:13 AM
My dash did a thing: