John Roy
@johnroycomic.bsky.social
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John Roy
@johnroycomic.bsky.social
· Feb 19
#standup #comedy
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www.tiktok.com/t/ZT2yoEM5h/ new bit from Milwaukee - White Supremacy
Watch me tonight on CBS after Colbert on Comics Unleashed!
December 8, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Watch me tonight on CBS after Colbert on Comics Unleashed!
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Whole Mar-a-Lago set up and ambience is so desperately dated, and trying to resurrect the cocaine 70s/80s.
A scream of petulance as these rich boomers claw at the lives they lost decades ago.
A scream of petulance as these rich boomers claw at the lives they lost decades ago.
November 1, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Whole Mar-a-Lago set up and ambience is so desperately dated, and trying to resurrect the cocaine 70s/80s.
A scream of petulance as these rich boomers claw at the lives they lost decades ago.
A scream of petulance as these rich boomers claw at the lives they lost decades ago.
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This one goes out to all you Nebraska soybean farmers out there
White House says it's ready to pay for costly bailout of Argentina economy www.reuters.com/world/americ...
US ready to support Argentina with 'large and forceful' action, Treasury chief says
U.S. Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent on Monday said that "all options" were on the table for stabilizing Argentina, including swap lines and direct currency purchases, while underscoring President Donald Trump's confidence in Argentine President Javier Milei and his economic team.
www.reuters.com
September 23, 2025 at 5:31 PM
This one goes out to all you Nebraska soybean farmers out there
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OpenAI admits that you will NEVER be able to trust their product.
But let’s stick it into everything anyway,
But let’s stick it into everything anyway,
"In a landmark study, OpenAI researchers reveal that large language models will always produce plausible but false outputs, even with perfect data, due to fundamental statistical and computational limits."
www.computerworld.com/article/4059...
www.computerworld.com/article/4059...
OpenAI admits AI hallucinations are mathematically inevitable, not just engineering flaws
In a landmark study, OpenAI researchers reveal that large language models will always produce plausible but false outputs, even with perfect data, due to fundamental statistical and computational limi...
www.computerworld.com
September 21, 2025 at 4:36 PM
OpenAI admits that you will NEVER be able to trust their product.
But let’s stick it into everything anyway,
But let’s stick it into everything anyway,
Remember, Christians, The Rapture is not in the Bible. It’s a concept from New York City and It dates back only to 1998, when Mattie Safer and Luke Jenner formed a dance/punk band and became popular during the “electro” craze with songs like “No Sex For Ben”
youtu.be/m0CAJqCT5ds?...
youtu.be/m0CAJqCT5ds?...
The Rapture - No sex for Ben
YouTube video by Fabian Kntl
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September 21, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Remember, Christians, The Rapture is not in the Bible. It’s a concept from New York City and It dates back only to 1998, when Mattie Safer and Luke Jenner formed a dance/punk band and became popular during the “electro” craze with songs like “No Sex For Ben”
youtu.be/m0CAJqCT5ds?...
youtu.be/m0CAJqCT5ds?...
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this exists it is called thinking
September 20, 2025 at 12:15 PM
this exists it is called thinking
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Not really an overstatement to say that the test of a free society is whether or not comedians can make fun of the country's leader on TV without repurcussions.
July 18, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Not really an overstatement to say that the test of a free society is whether or not comedians can make fun of the country's leader on TV without repurcussions.
Fine. I’ll call you “Deacon Blues”
September 16, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Fine. I’ll call you “Deacon Blues”
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(Jerry Lewis voice): GROYPERS
September 12, 2025 at 10:21 PM
(Jerry Lewis voice): GROYPERS
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i think anyone saying he practiced politics the right way or that we should continue his work should first have to read out loud his last days worth of posts to someone they love who doesnt know who he is
September 11, 2025 at 11:47 AM
i think anyone saying he practiced politics the right way or that we should continue his work should first have to read out loud his last days worth of posts to someone they love who doesnt know who he is
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Oh wow. He's coming for the NRA.
"My administration will find each and every one of those who contributed to this atrocity and to other political violence, including the organizations that fund it and support it, as well as those who go after our judges, law enforcement officials, and everyone else who brings order to our country."
September 11, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Oh wow. He's coming for the NRA.
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young guns: meet the coaches under 80 who are shaking up acc football
September 1, 2025 at 11:08 PM
young guns: meet the coaches under 80 who are shaking up acc football
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RFK Jr looks like he’s been sampling the diseases at the CDC
August 29, 2025 at 11:04 PM
RFK Jr looks like he’s been sampling the diseases at the CDC
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What more do you want, @rockhall ? They sold out and crushed Soldier Field with wall to wall bangers and made 60k Americans sing along with a B side. Put em in now.
What more do you want, @rockhall ? They sold out and crushed Soldier Field with wall to wall bangers and made 60k Americans sing along with a B side. Put em in now.
Oasis Blast Chicago Fans With Sonic Overload at First U.S. Reunion Show: ‘We Invented All This Madness’
Oasis gave the people of Chicago exactly what they wanted on Thursday (Aug. 28) during the hit-packed first U.S. date on their Live '25 reunion tour.
www.billboard.com
August 29, 2025 at 2:47 PM
www.billboard.com/music/rock/o...
What more do you want, @rockhall ? They sold out and crushed Soldier Field with wall to wall bangers and made 60k Americans sing along with a B side. Put em in now.
What more do you want, @rockhall ? They sold out and crushed Soldier Field with wall to wall bangers and made 60k Americans sing along with a B side. Put em in now.
Small Town MAGAs hate cities not because of “crime” but because cities take all their sons and daughters the moment they graduate from college - just like if they had to send them off to get eaten by the Minotaur. Becuase of its opportunities, the city is the rural child-gobbler they can’t defeat.
August 24, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Small Town MAGAs hate cities not because of “crime” but because cities take all their sons and daughters the moment they graduate from college - just like if they had to send them off to get eaten by the Minotaur. Becuase of its opportunities, the city is the rural child-gobbler they can’t defeat.
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Referring to a mediocre breakfast restaurant as your culture and heritage is one of the whitest things I've ever read.
August 23, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Referring to a mediocre breakfast restaurant as your culture and heritage is one of the whitest things I've ever read.
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There's an off-the-record clause for convicted sex offenders?
A couple of interesting things about the Ghislaine Maxwell/Todd Blanche audio recording: it's not one continuous recording. It's broken up into 7 parts on day one, and 4 parts on day two. Further, Todd Blanche says he spoke to Maxwell off the record for several minutes before the recording. 1/
Audio of Blanche’s interview with Maxwell is also available here: www.justice.gov/maxwell-inte...
August 22, 2025 at 7:57 PM
There's an off-the-record clause for convicted sex offenders?
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My “my pedophilia alibi is herself a pedophile” t-shirt is raising a lot of questions already answered by the shirt.
August 22, 2025 at 8:05 PM
My “my pedophilia alibi is herself a pedophile” t-shirt is raising a lot of questions already answered by the shirt.
1/5 @marcmaron.bsky.social is uniquely qualified to criticize the righty bro-medians becuase he’s done the one thing the Roganverse comics respect - not get a show or act in movies or make Netflix and HBO Specials - it’s to…
August 8, 2025 at 7:23 PM
1/5 @marcmaron.bsky.social is uniquely qualified to criticize the righty bro-medians becuase he’s done the one thing the Roganverse comics respect - not get a show or act in movies or make Netflix and HBO Specials - it’s to…
This is one of the best pulp crime fighter style comics I’ve ever read and it’s a pretty cool alternate history story too. Read it now for free on webtoona and then pick up the book. And if you’re not reading his Edgar Rice Burroughs meets Raymond Chandler take on Flash Gordon you’re missing out
August 8, 2025 at 6:42 AM
This is one of the best pulp crime fighter style comics I’ve ever read and it’s a pretty cool alternate history story too. Read it now for free on webtoona and then pick up the book. And if you’re not reading his Edgar Rice Burroughs meets Raymond Chandler take on Flash Gordon you’re missing out
Ever be like, “huh. Interesting that this African Lyft driver is into pop punk. I wonder… oh wait fuck this is actually weird Jesus music don’t talk to him don’t talk to him
August 7, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Ever be like, “huh. Interesting that this African Lyft driver is into pop punk. I wonder… oh wait fuck this is actually weird Jesus music don’t talk to him don’t talk to him