John Roy
@johnroycomic.bsky.social
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Watch me tonight on CBS after Colbert on Comics Unleashed!
December 8, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Watch me tonight on CBS after Colbert on Comics Unleashed!
If it’s noon on a Saturday that means it’s Road Comics Go To The Movies By Themselves in Random Cities O’Clock! What are you all seeing?
July 26, 2025 at 6:31 PM
If it’s noon on a Saturday that means it’s Road Comics Go To The Movies By Themselves in Random Cities O’Clock! What are you all seeing?
I know celebrities usually die in 3s and not 4s, but remember Jazz guys love weird time signatures.
July 24, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I know celebrities usually die in 3s and not 4s, but remember Jazz guys love weird time signatures.
90s kid enjoying some nostalgia all week long
July 12, 2025 at 5:36 AM
90s kid enjoying some nostalgia all week long
Happy for Sleep Token’s success, I loved fighting them in Elden Ring and I’m glad they’ve got a new project
May 12, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Happy for Sleep Token’s success, I loved fighting them in Elden Ring and I’m glad they’ve got a new project
When did Gen Z decide to all look like the 1978 Oakland A’s? This is every guy stumbling through Koreatown on a weekend -
April 24, 2025 at 6:12 PM
When did Gen Z decide to all look like the 1978 Oakland A’s? This is every guy stumbling through Koreatown on a weekend -
After two seasons of Andor and Rogue One, Star Wars will feel like watching everyone you care about sweat and bleed for 26 hours only to all dle and then a princess and two assholes show up at the last minute and get medals
April 20, 2025 at 12:41 AM
After two seasons of Andor and Rogue One, Star Wars will feel like watching everyone you care about sweat and bleed for 26 hours only to all dle and then a princess and two assholes show up at the last minute and get medals
Right wing Star Wars fans at some level realize that throwing a wrongly accused man into an off shore mega prison where no one leaves is literally what the Empire does in Andor, right?
April 17, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Right wing Star Wars fans at some level realize that throwing a wrongly accused man into an off shore mega prison where no one leaves is literally what the Empire does in Andor, right?
Come see me this weekend at Tacoma Comedy Club on 6th and Proctor. Here’s a bunch of things I was on that mostly don’t exist anymore. This does not take away from how they were all correct about how funny I am.
March 28, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Come see me this weekend at Tacoma Comedy Club on 6th and Proctor. Here’s a bunch of things I was on that mostly don’t exist anymore. This does not take away from how they were all correct about how funny I am.
Someone listened to a bunch of static sounds and was like “this feels pink and this one is more, like, brown feeling” and we were all like “I have no questions. codify it!”
March 21, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Someone listened to a bunch of static sounds and was like “this feels pink and this one is more, like, brown feeling” and we were all like “I have no questions. codify it!”
March 1, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I know people like Luigi Mangeone but I’m a a bit shocked he already has a headphone endorsement
December 11, 2024 at 2:53 PM
I know people like Luigi Mangeone but I’m a a bit shocked he already has a headphone endorsement
Hearing right wingers say that only Steve Rogers can be Captain America is hilarious because all of them would have passed him over for this guy, even after he ran from the grenade.
November 24, 2024 at 7:44 PM
Hearing right wingers say that only Steve Rogers can be Captain America is hilarious because all of them would have passed him over for this guy, even after he ran from the grenade.
Saying Mike Myers can only do two accents is actually a compliment to the man becuase it means you’ve forgotten this one
November 11, 2024 at 6:02 PM
Saying Mike Myers can only do two accents is actually a compliment to the man becuase it means you’ve forgotten this one
It does not matter to Lorne Michaels whether any SNL episode is funny or not, only that he fulfills his promise to the Illuminati to preserve saxophone music.
November 10, 2024 at 9:33 PM
It does not matter to Lorne Michaels whether any SNL episode is funny or not, only that he fulfills his promise to the Illuminati to preserve saxophone music.
Threads. Bluesky. X.
October 5, 2023 at 6:23 PM
Threads. Bluesky. X.
It's Rolling Stone. He looks harmless, but he does represent the magazine that trashed ''Layla'', broke up Cream, ripped every album Led Zeppelin ever made. Don't forget the rules, man. This little shit *is* the enemy.
September 17, 2023 at 1:31 PM
It's Rolling Stone. He looks harmless, but he does represent the magazine that trashed ''Layla'', broke up Cream, ripped every album Led Zeppelin ever made. Don't forget the rules, man. This little shit *is* the enemy.
This looks like a public domain font called Martini
July 24, 2023 at 8:36 PM
This looks like a public domain font called Martini
Ok I know I’m a dad with a two year old, but honestly these Paul Rudish Mickey shorts on Disney plus have more creative gags in three minutes than most streaming comedies have in a season.
July 7, 2023 at 1:44 AM
Ok I know I’m a dad with a two year old, but honestly these Paul Rudish Mickey shorts on Disney plus have more creative gags in three minutes than most streaming comedies have in a season.
In case you didn’t think we were in the worst universe, this is the closest thing we have to wizards.
July 3, 2023 at 1:26 AM
In case you didn’t think we were in the worst universe, this is the closest thing we have to wizards.