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Rowlf walker, thought talker, rhyme fucker.
The Brutalist is about a man who arrived at Ellis island from Nazis but somehow things got worse from there.
January 14, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Monsters Inc 2

Energy crisis! Kids are facing grown ass problems and the monsters can’t get laughs like they used to. Pixar get Goodman and Crystal at any price so they can screw ball their way through all of the very solvable problems of our day.
January 8, 2025 at 4:22 AM
This gunman told thousands of sad stories with three words.

Hemingway ain’t shit.
December 7, 2024 at 7:26 AM
I could not watch this without the rewind 15s spammed every time Mich🕳️‘d talk. How could you and any team of editors possibly make this?
January 24, 2024 at 4:45 AM
Canceling Julia before Woodwright got his debut in the PBSCU is a travesty. At least Mr Rogers had his Nick Fury moment.
January 12, 2024 at 6:29 AM
Just because some bad guy with a witness got rid of of some, now we’re beholden to get rid of of our perfectly safe when responsibly kept clairvoyant witnesses? Not in my Mordor
they gotta come up with a legal way to get rid of witnesses or else these guys are gonna keep getting murdered
December 28, 2023 at 12:33 AM
If ranchers could gmo livestock to taste better as they aged then we could make licensing competitive and regulated so these golden years double cheese burgers lived their happiest cow lives possible.
December 23, 2023 at 3:16 AM
If their cards are blocks of cold rolled steel that don’t fit machines and have bad batteries then I might be interested just for the inevitable lawsuit potential
can't wait until X is also my bank
December 21, 2023 at 7:03 AM
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Sister Christian moment when
I guess Elon got blasted on Ket and started pulling circuit boards again.
December 21, 2023 at 6:04 AM
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Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio. A fellow who couldn’t turn it off
December 19, 2023 at 6:03 PM
Looking to overemploy as a part time remote marketing director with any company that plays ads after the show but right before the credits
December 21, 2023 at 3:08 AM
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I haven’t seen Elf since it first came out and it’s such a divinely perfect role for Will Ferrell also the fact that they put in a romantic storyline is just clinically insane
December 17, 2023 at 3:57 AM
From Hallmarks’ Divorce Condolences Collection. What does the inside say?
December 12, 2023 at 7:42 PM
Fanny packs are back I think it’s just cyclical
wasnt there also a tiny backpack era or is that gone?
December 11, 2023 at 5:19 AM
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wasnt there also a tiny backpack era or is that gone?
December 11, 2023 at 5:01 AM
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It’s not a coincidence we get the “Defund ACORN” law passed in 2009-2010, the organization dissolves, and then we see an instant red wave that shaped the census and politics for the foreseeable.
Y’all do understand the idea that people would just hold their nose and vote for candidates they don’t like came about through the work of people organizing their communities to do so? This wasn’t some organic understanding “responsible” people held that’s somehow lost, the *infrastructure* is gone.
December 7, 2023 at 8:25 PM
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Godzilla is just good clean fun and definitely not a metaphor for the horrors that await us at the intersection of imperialism, technology, and war
December 6, 2023 at 11:50 PM
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In my day Marilyn Manson was actively trying to be as controversial as Taylor Swift is primarily by “being alive”
December 6, 2023 at 11:41 PM
@iskissingerdeadyet.bsky.social

First off congratulations, great work. Now that you’ve graduated from “No but” do you think you’ll explore a career in improv?
December 6, 2023 at 5:20 AM
Thought these were cross section illustrations of a dogs nose and I got so excited to learn. Thanks for ripping that bandaid off quickly Wayne.
Drawings of jumping spider genitalia, day 20. A diverse set of female epigynes of salticids: An Amilaps, an Idastrandia, a Pellenes, and a Pellolessertia. If you were a salticid geek, one of these might excite you a lot, although all are elegant and interesting. 🧪🐡
December 6, 2023 at 4:33 AM
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Do not read or engage with the Post on Dec 7 by request of the union!
a note to Washington Post readers: On Dec. 7, we ask you to respect our walkout by not crossing the picket line: For 24 hours, please do not engage with any Post content. That includes our print + online news stories, podcasts, videos, games and recipes.
A letter to our readers
docs.google.com
December 6, 2023 at 3:37 AM
Frank Meherbert’s Dune Scrolling is gonna be awesome!
first you must kill the followers in your head

slowly, slowly, their cries begging mercy for every scroll past, every scroll by, every like with no repost

their screams echoing i’ll change i will change but they won’t change they will not change

now you’re ready to post
December 6, 2023 at 3:57 AM
@paulscheer.bsky.social is there a Frank Stallone commentary floating around? www.netflix.com/us/title/814...
November 4, 2023 at 4:51 AM
Bill from Enfield Poltergeist is speaking some Trump thing this weekend.
October 27, 2023 at 5:20 AM