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John
@johnpadon.bsky.social
Rowlf walker, thought talker, rhyme fucker.
Guns, bullwhips, and knowing when to keep your head down.
November 14, 2024 at 7:00 AM
Considering how many former cops got fired for whistle blowing.
December 21, 2023 at 4:10 PM
What’s it say when you keep clicking the button?
December 21, 2023 at 3:59 AM
Fish don’t know they’re wet, but it was nice of you to try and explain
December 21, 2023 at 3:57 AM
Can you die of a broken heart if a robot pumps for you?
December 21, 2023 at 3:40 AM
Dave this is your custody hearing.
December 21, 2023 at 3:34 AM
Give her a voice modulator for talking head portions and a reality show
December 21, 2023 at 3:32 AM
Just say, “‘tis the seasonal affective disorder” get the uncomfortable laugh and keep your head down. Good luck.
December 21, 2023 at 3:29 AM
Dexterity check! She’s thrown a smoke bomb and your head feels less bomb diggity.
December 21, 2023 at 3:15 AM
Do you think Liam would do a 4th if the grunts were just a bunch of alphuckheads and Andrew Tates their boss? It wouldn’t need to be long. He walks into the back while they grunt at each other, kicks Drew into a coma, and closes the garage on the way out as they’re rolling coal in the warehouse. Fin
December 21, 2023 at 2:53 AM
Pink Floyd’s Fletcher Mar-a-Lago Home
December 21, 2023 at 2:04 AM
Don’t worry about it, there’s worse ways to get confused. I’ve been burning through the back log of CBB and my sleep paralysis demon is starting to look like Jason Mantzoukas.
December 21, 2023 at 1:39 AM