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JK Rowling has not tweeted since openly denying that her team invited the world's most notorious child rapist to a kid's play despite evidence directly disproving her claims
February 3, 2026 at 10:34 PM
Flyers vs The Empty Net remains the greatest rivalry in sports
Good God, the Flyers remain the funniest team in history when shooting on an empty net
February 4, 2026 at 2:40 AM
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February 4, 2026 at 1:47 AM
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SOURCES: James Harden's agent has suggested that his client may seek a trade from the Cleveland Cavaliers
February 4, 2026 at 1:11 AM
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they should make a movie series about how it’s irresponsible to use technology to mess with the natural order of things for profit
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Xfinity has just released its Jurassic Park-themed Super Bowl ad that features a digitally de-aged Sam Neil, Laura Dern, and Jeff Goldblum. https://bit.ly/4rmRhrK
February 3, 2026 at 3:32 AM
Is it bad when you make so much negative news at a carnival that your general manager has to come out the next day and address it?
February 4, 2026 at 12:36 AM
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Seriously, it shouldn't be hard to identify the other reporters in the Oval Office and to ask them why they remain silent when the president of the United States verbally attacks one of their colleagues.
February 3, 2026 at 10:28 PM
Not even close, Chucky
Democrats want commonsense reform for ICE:

End the roving patrols and racial profiling.

Take accountability and abide by the same rules as local police.

Masks need to come off, body cameras need to stay on—no secret police in the United States of America.
February 3, 2026 at 11:01 PM
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🤔 It’s definitely not suspicious at all to have people point out your common Twitter sign off is in the Epstein files and ten completely delete your yacht’s logs right?
February 3, 2026 at 2:28 PM
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Our powerful elites didn't take down the whole Epstein extended universe, because elites have class solidarity. Together they spend billions every year to prevent us from having that same class solidarity.

This is a throughline of the American experience, not an aberration.
February 3, 2026 at 1:24 PM
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Incrementalists take it on the chin again. This is why they hate Mamdani. He's giving up the game that people in power HAVE POWER and don't solely exist to beg you for $5 every day. He's ruining the Democratic Party by showing voters that they have the power to do stuff instead of crouching in fear
February 2, 2026 at 5:20 PM
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Let’s all think long and hard about whether Dems should be making a demand that Kristi Noem and Tom Homan think is a great idea
February 2, 2026 at 10:30 PM
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Syracuse, who was at one point losing by 32, got it to 10. My theory:

The team losing by 32 replaced a Hall of Fame head coach with a favored assistant without doing a real coaching search, but the team that was up by 32 also did that…
Syracuse betrayed the Big East to “save football.”

In the past 10 years they’ve been to as many bowls as UConn and in that time UConn was coached by Bob Diaco and also cancelled a season.

Case lost the Boca Raton Bowl 45-0 to South Florida.

And this is their basketball now:
February 3, 2026 at 2:22 AM
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It’s so funny that this guy’s entire thing is “Oh are you triggered by what I have to say about marginalized people” but he loses it when someone more well-liked than he will ever be talks about an actual injustice
February 3, 2026 at 2:20 AM
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making tulsi gabbard DNI is itself a watergate level scandal
Exclusive: A U.S. official has alleged wrongdoing by U.S. spy chief Tulsi Gabbard in a complaint that is so highly classified it has sparked months of wrangling over how to share it with Congress, according to people familiar with the matter.
Classified Whistleblower Complaint About Tulsi Gabbard Stalls Within Her Agency
Congress hasn’t seen the complaint, which was filed eight months ago with the U.S. intelligence community watchdog’s office.
on.wsj.com
February 2, 2026 at 1:17 PM
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I have spoken with several senior FBI counterintelligence officers who believe that there is a reasonably strong prospect that Tulsi Gabbard is a foreign intelligence asset.
February 2, 2026 at 1:52 PM
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This has been an essentially open secret for years. The Agency didn't want her anywhere near DNI.
I have spoken with several senior FBI counterintelligence officers who believe that there is a reasonably strong prospect that Tulsi Gabbard is a foreign intelligence asset.
As you read WSJ's piece on the super-secret abuse complaint about Tulsi Gabbard, remember that she tried unsuccessfully to wring counterintelligence function away from FBI last year.

www.wsj.com/politics/nat...
February 2, 2026 at 4:15 PM
February 3, 2026 at 2:10 AM
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ICE Employees Vent on Reddit, Saying They're Not Getting Paid and Still No Insurance Despite Promises

Staff claim promised bonuses and insurance have failed to materialise, with some reporting they cannot afford medical care for sick children
www.ibtimes.co.uk/ice-employee...
ICE employees on Reddit complain about late salaries and missing insurance, despite promises made upon hiring
ICE employees have reported delayed pay and missing health insurance on Reddit, while critics question how staff tolerate dangerous duties for little or no compensation.
www.ibtimes.co.uk
February 2, 2026 at 3:18 PM
Every word of this
Syracuse betrayed the Big East to “save football.”

In the past 10 years they’ve been to as many bowls as UConn and in that time UConn was coached by Bob Diaco and also cancelled a season.

Case lost the Boca Raton Bowl 45-0 to South Florida.

And this is their basketball now:
February 3, 2026 at 1:57 AM
Someone is going to have to explain the virtue of letting Red continue to coach this Syracuse team
February 3, 2026 at 1:56 AM
Elite responses
What instances can you think of where Philadelphians insist on calling something by its old name after it's been renamed, like The Gallery?
February 3, 2026 at 1:51 AM
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If you campaigned for the presidency on a promise to destroy these assholes, you would win a landslide the size of FDR in 1936, when he campaigned on a promise to destroy these assholes.
Yes, Peter decided that the continued existence of our democracies isn't compatible with his desired level of personal freedom.

An absolute enemy of humanity.
February 3, 2026 at 12:17 AM
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Adds to the apathy facing Syracuse basketball.
It’s really depressing that Cuse has fell into the group of ACC teams you know will be non-competitive most nights on the road against any team remotely close to the top 25.

This has been a multi-year slide, but this game really feels so much worse.
February 3, 2026 at 12:56 AM