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Wearer of many hats
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You know how you can tell who the Dems are when you visit the Capitol it's real easy they're the morons with a "KICK ME" sign taped to their back like George McFly
Raskin: We are a big tent. We must be a huge, vast tent. I say this is a party that’s got room for Marjorie Taylor Greene if she wants to come over.
November 17, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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Also credit to the Lions for voting to keep the tush push and then stopping it.
November 17, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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That was the Eagles' worst offensive performance of the last two years based on EPA per drive.

That was the Eagles' 2nd-best defensive performance of the last two years based on EPA per drive.
November 17, 2025 at 4:49 AM
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Vic Fangio is actually who all of our uncles used to think Buddy Ryan was.
November 17, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Oh man, that's bad
November 17, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Sirianni, twice in six days, trying to kill himself on live TV
November 17, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Why the fuck is Darius Cooper out there for that?
November 17, 2025 at 4:07 AM
November 17, 2025 at 4:02 AM
"Time for the refs to take over this game!" - The refs
November 17, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Oh man that's an atrocious call
November 17, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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The tush push is a modern art piece meant to demonstrate that officiating - and thus, law itself - is an ephemeral human creation no stronger or more meaningful than the daydreams of an idiot
November 17, 2025 at 3:20 AM
The NFL hates the tush push because it routinely exposes how often their refs are just out there guessing
November 17, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Begging Patullo to roll Hurts out. Just for fun. Just to see how it feels.
November 17, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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Vic Fangio is the MVP of every Eagles game. If he calls a bad game, they're doomed. It sucks. As an Eagles fan I'm so mad. Howie and Vic holding this ship together stretched out like Spiderman stopping the runaway train
November 17, 2025 at 2:16 AM
It's worth asking why Nick Sirianni HASN'T taken over play calling duties at this point
November 17, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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"I'm sorry, I love you"
Eagles with some sweet chin music after a pick (via Eagles/NBC)
November 17, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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You don't run the tush push why? It's your thing and instead you run Saquon into a wall waiting for the tush push.

Yes clearly Jalen Hurts is the problem here and not the dope roaming the sidelines who needs his emotional support discount sopranos extra with him at all times
Is this because Nick and the boys don't know how to evolve the offense and can't just run the same 6 plays and ask Saquon to get 150 yards on pure skill every fucking week or is it no that's gotta be part of it
Eagles are the NFL's second pass heaviest team (trailing only KC) over the past two weeks. That's a full blown crisis.
November 17, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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The only things more confidently wrong on a regular basis than LLMs are economists
The plow, the steam engine, electricity — all replaced muscle. AI replaces cognition. If you spend your day “reading lots of stuff and turning it into straight English,” well… so does the machine. The goal now is to learn from history and cushion the blow better than last time.
November 17, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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I swear the SNF song gets worse and worse every week
November 17, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Shadeur Sanders, you and your family owe us an apology, we were all familiar with your game
November 16, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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LOL. 😂
November 16, 2025 at 11:26 PM
What do the Cleveland Browns tell themselves they are building toward?
November 16, 2025 at 11:24 PM
The only two really good teams are currently playing each other. Everyone else is somewhere between "Good but not good enough" and "Actually Bad" though Eagles and Lions can both enter the "really good" conversation tonight.
November 16, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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Feel like that’s the kinda thing you take down
November 16, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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Todd Bowles should be shamed for that punt all week. Got exactly what he deserved.
November 16, 2025 at 9:02 PM