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Johnny Two Hats
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Wearer of many hats
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By the way, for those of you not in MN: Homan’s strategy was to withdraw some agents, so it felt like we were in the denouement of the crisis, and then escalate hard against observers. They’re being incredibly aggressive with observers now. National media may not want to check out just yet
February 7, 2026 at 3:38 AM
Jimmy Fallon has MrBeast on tonight? Cool. These Olympics already seem rad.
February 7, 2026 at 4:00 AM
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I love Olympic history, please don't ask anyone in charge what their grandparents were doing in the '30s
February 7, 2026 at 3:12 AM
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As a child in school I never could have imagined that as an adult hearing “the vice presence of the united states got booed at the Olympics” my reaction would be an Eriq-Lasalle-in-the-ER-opening-credits fist pump
February 7, 2026 at 3:00 AM
If we're being honest, political Olympics are always the best Olympics
February 7, 2026 at 2:20 AM
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Fear not. Canada has ya covered. bsky.app/profile/demo...
BREAKING: In a stunning moment, JD Vance was just booed relentlessly at the Olympics. Wow. The Trump-Vance admin is humiliating us on the world stage.
February 7, 2026 at 12:21 AM
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Yeah, it sounds extra unsavory when you put it that way
February 7, 2026 at 1:43 AM
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February 6, 2026 at 8:27 PM
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THE DISTRIBUTION SYSTEM!!!!!
February 6, 2026 at 10:34 PM
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Giannis has pulled off one of the all-time "glow down" campaigns this year. He's still an amazing player to watch but barring a radical de-cornization intervention it's not looking good for the big fella.
I love sports betting :)
February 6, 2026 at 11:26 PM
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RE: The Luxury Tax, the thing is that Josh Harris doesn’t actually consider the Sixers a team, he considers them a portfolio asset that won’t fully mature until the new stadium is built and he can sell them. So it makes no sense to spend extra money to “win”; that’s not the point
February 6, 2026 at 5:58 PM
When you see a guy make it look this easy, it gets more incredible how many people make it look so hard
Child at the podium: “A woo woo woo.”

Mamdani: That’s how I felt when we came up with this plan. Together, we will expand the idea of what is possible in our city—and what sounds and noises we can make at a press conference.
February 6, 2026 at 4:41 AM
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Drew Concealed Carey
Was this very mid-2000s emo person press-ganged into ICE servitude?
February 6, 2026 at 4:26 AM
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This is why I can't understand the incrementalism. There's horror shit happening to kids in these places. Horror shit. OK? That has to matter. The longer we wait the longer these kids suffer.
I was just denied entry to the Dilley detention facility while my constituent, seven-year-old Diana, remains inside.

What kind of sick, horrific conditions are children being forced to endure in there?

I will be back tomorrow. Accountability can’t wait.
February 6, 2026 at 3:40 AM
Team Canada should cut Travis Sanheim for that
February 6, 2026 at 2:39 AM
Sanheim. Jesus.
February 6, 2026 at 2:36 AM
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Lot of attention and new followers today, and want to keep the kind vibes going and pay it forward.

Will donate ALL proceeds from Cameos until 2/13 to Lancaster Neighbor Fund, who supports immigrants right in my city of welcome. Kindness onward.

cameo.com/bryceremsburg
February 6, 2026 at 1:07 AM
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Swear to god, ICE could just announce they're leaving a city but not leave and the media will just stop covering that city completely even though ICE never left.

It's what ICE and the media did with LA and they're doing it with Minneapolis too
February 6, 2026 at 12:19 AM
Morey's entire philosophy is star hunting to maximize your championship odds. Now he gets to a year where there isn't any other team standing in their way and he dumps a promising player for nothing.

Also, Elton Brand has to be the most "I forgot you still work here" man in all of pro sports.
February 5, 2026 at 8:31 PM
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February 5, 2026 at 5:03 PM
The Sixers really talked themselves into "PG got suspended so we HAD to trade Jared McCain" huh?
February 5, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Yeah, I mean, this should put the "if only Biden had gotten out of the race earlier" conversation to bed forever
Apparently, the KamalaHQ accounts are rebranding as "Headquarters," a "new Gen-Z led progressive content hub."
February 5, 2026 at 5:10 PM
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goddamnit
February 5, 2026 at 12:54 AM
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Wow! What sounded like the entire AEW Dynamite audience in Las Vegas tonight chanted "Fuck ICE! Fuck ICE!" in unison before the main event
February 5, 2026 at 3:31 AM
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JUSTIFIED “FUCK ICE” CHANTS #AEWDynamite
February 5, 2026 at 3:04 AM