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Johnny Two Hats
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Wearer of many hats
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There is no demonstrable difference in crime before and after the Guard came to the District. They were made props with big, fat targets on their backs.
November 26, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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Also, she was appointed as the frickin west coast editor of vanity fair *after* all the journalistic malpractice! In no way is this blowing up her life, they just don’t think there should be any consequences when white women act up. WW can only be victims, never bad people intentionally acting bad
November 26, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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she’s a racist white lady and looks like a shoe and has done journalistic malpractice for like 45 years. if anything the coverage should be meaner
She is literally doing a book tour for her memoir about her affair. The publisher is Simon & Schuster
November 26, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Brutal week for the Orange. They're better but still not good enough. So close to real breakthroughs and instead they're going to come home from Vegas with nothing.
November 26, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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Relevant:
November 24, 2025 at 4:47 PM
November 26, 2025 at 3:47 AM
November 26, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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Jake Tapper about to be drafted into Cirque du Soleil the way he’ll contort himself to avoid reporting in this.
“..Trump in his second term has started scheduled events in the afternoon on average, at 12:08 p.m. .. The number of Mr. Trump’s total official appearances has decreased by 39 percent.”

@nytimes.com
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/25/u...
November 26, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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This went **OVER $100,000** by the way lol. Ridiculously good!

Our giving page stays live throughout the year so you can pop in every now & then. People message me frequently about doing that & the resulting endorphin rush. Check employer match! Thank u 💙😭

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November 25, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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is Brock Purdy AI? Because his diehard boosters in Silicon Valley keep saying he’s really useful and the rest of us are like hmmmmm idk it kinda feels like he constantly messes up in obvious ways
November 25, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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Is Brock Purdy AI? because it sure seems like Silicon Valley investors sunk hundreds of millions of dollars into him without actually looking into whether he is good or not
October 3, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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Time for an Herb Brooks style free throw practice session.
November 25, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Do free throws matter? We're asking early this year.
November 25, 2025 at 1:15 AM
What's the spot in Philly for mulled wine (other than Christmas village)?
November 24, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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There's literally nothing that could happen the rest of this season that would convince me Sirianni deserves another year.
November 24, 2025 at 12:06 AM
No? Not yet?
If nothing else, we can cut Xavier Gipson first thing this morning, right? That would be a good place to start.
November 24, 2025 at 1:46 PM
If nothing else, we can cut Xavier Gipson first thing this morning, right? That would be a good place to start.
November 24, 2025 at 11:47 AM
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🎁🎁 $98,239 🎁🎁

It's a wrap! I am laughing & tearing up. $98K over a weekend directly to kids & young adults in ways of immeasurable, long-term impact. Thank you, sincerely, to those who donated, shared, made it a dang game, pooled resources or just plain made us smile 💙

@onesimplewish.bsky.social
November 24, 2025 at 10:56 AM
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🫶
Read the room.
November 24, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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Nick Sirianni is a roided out fever dream version of Rudy in the NFL and anyone who thinks he actually has a single idea of what is going on during a game is drunk
November 24, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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So the Rams got a decent lead and choose to stay aggressive?

What a bold idea.
November 24, 2025 at 2:43 AM
AJ Brown has been right about everything, by the way
November 24, 2025 at 12:56 AM
That's the worst defense in the league and they just shut out the Eagles offense for the final 42 minutes of the game. To borrow from @kyleneubeck.bsky.social, don't let anyone tell you it's raining when Nick Sirianni pisses all over the field.
November 24, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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We can talk about the OC, but this has the fucking HC's fingerprints all over it, this is how he wants to play; the guy that won the Super Bowl by pressing the gas against Washington and KC.
November 24, 2025 at 12:46 AM