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John Huppenthal
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White boy cracked out on mayo. he/him
The people of France are an inspiration to haters everywhere.
November 20, 2025 at 2:44 PM
The current Democratic Party would nod and smile as they watched puppies being tossed into a wood chipper as long as it wasn’t against procedure.
Hakeem Jeffries defends the congresswoman who texted Jeffrey Epstein during a hearing, saying she "is not accused of violating any House rule, any law, any statute."
November 19, 2025 at 5:16 AM
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This man could kill every human being on Earth right now if he wanted. :)
Trump: And you know, we got rid of the drip drip water, we call it the drip drip, where it drip drips out of the sink, states with tremendous water, so much water they have nothing but problems getting rid. They had restrictions on water. It comes down from heaven, right?
November 18, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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"This could take down Democrats, too."

I know. And I frankly wouldn't give even an itty bitty damn if it implicated every Democratic man in Congress, every Democratic hopeful for 2028 and every Democrat who has even thought about running for office.

Down with the sex predators, wherever they are.
November 13, 2025 at 1:15 AM
It does finally feel like most registered democrats are finally seeing the party the same way leftist have since 2016 and long before. Ya know, if there’s any silver lining to this heaping shit sundae Schumer served us with last night. I think we’re gonna see a lot more stories like Mamdani soon.
November 10, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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They lined up all their defectors in safe positions or who had nothing to lose and everyone else had time to workshop their little posts about how they don't agree with this
November 10, 2025 at 4:37 AM
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Cowards die many times before their deaths,
The valiant never taste of death but once.
November 10, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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Foul beasts, fit only to stain the blade of my axe. Once proud warriors, now the living dead. They are an abomination.
November 10, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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If you’ve historically been a “vote blue no matter who” type, it’d be cool if you could use this moment to understand why vilifying leftists who actually do think it matters is basically a psyop you accidentally fell for. This is why people warn you about guys like Newsom.
November 10, 2025 at 3:11 AM
I just called my senators and told them I’m going to donate to and volunteer for any primary opponents unless they immediately move to remove Schumer. Beyond that I have no idea what to do. I am filled with such a white hot rage. So many people are going to die because of their cowardice.
November 10, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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voting for democrats, like recycling, serves primarily as a way for people to think they're accomplishing something while the powerful continue to do everything they want to do to destroy us
November 10, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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agreeing to make a terrible deal while your main opponent is quite literally being boo'd on live tv by an entire stadium of people is the kind of political instinct you'd normally only find in a 3 week old dead goldfish
November 10, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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The average SNAP benefit per month is $177 a person.

The average ACA benefit per month is up to $550 a person.

People want us to hold the line for a reason. This is not a matter of appealing to a base. It’s about people’s lives.

And working people want leaders whose word means something to them.
November 10, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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lol she got his ass and he knows it
November 9, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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November 9, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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basically every 2024 truism is dead. Trump did not build a lasting multiracial coalition or turn young men into committed Republicans. You don’t need to cave on trans rights to win. The pundits have nothing left to tell you.
November 5, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Seems like everyone already forgot the big friendly hangout vibes Ohtani already had with Trump on his last visit. They’re going and they’re going to be absolutely giddy about it.
November 2, 2025 at 5:02 AM
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a close up of a man 's face with a gray shirt on
Alt: long edward gif
media.tenor.com
October 28, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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my wife: we have to wear what we died in for eternity!?

st. peter: that’s right

me: [from the back end of our horse costume] what’d he say
March 20, 2024 at 6:02 PM
I live in a hell of my own making (an ingredient household).
October 28, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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If you’re a democrat and your response to snap getting cut is laughter or saying things like “they voted for Trump so they deserve it” etc congratulations you’re a fascist and a threat at the same level as maga.
October 26, 2025 at 4:14 PM
It’s crazy how little people are talking about this being 100% indicative of this dude having zero intention of leaving in 3 years.
a live look at the demolition of the White House's East Wing for Trump's ballroom
October 22, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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Wake up, babe, the least subtle visual metaphor in history just dropped
October 21, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Every time Icheck the news it’s a goddamn big bummer. But this has been so delightful. Old school jewel heist. The ladder. And now Young Clouseau is on the case?
This photo accompanying a news story about the heist at the Louvre is perfection.
October 20, 2025 at 5:29 AM