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Epstein boutique guitar pedal aficionado confirmed
December 22, 2025 at 4:33 PM
This reminded me of how Lenny Kravitz on H.O.R.D.E. tour pretended to drive a motorcycle between tour stops. He was actually on his bus until 15 miles outside of town and then get his Harley out of a trailer and ride into town.

He even got MTV to do a story on it. Lenny Kravitz lied to us.
hmmm, do NBA contracts have a similar conduct clause as MLB's that explicitly say players can't ride motorcycles and dirtbikes? i wonder if these are class 2 or class 3 bikes
Luka Doncic gifts more than 100 e-bikes to Lakers players, staff
December 18, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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Respectfully, Congresswoman, you voted with Republicans to strip due process from immigrants and to praise Trump's ICE. This year.

Now you're upset?

Votes have consequences. Minnesotans deserve better.
ICE agents followed a Burnsville family home from the store, failed to present a warrant and entered their home with guns drawn. They detained 4 legal citizens who presented documentation, leaving a 7 year-old without parents.

A seven-year-old. Let that sink in. Trump’s ICE is out of control.
ICE agents detained four people from a Burnsville home, according to family members, including a 7-year-old's parents and the husband of a pregnant woman.
December 8, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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Same thing goes for standup comics
December 3, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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I have come to the idea that we have to collectively, brutally, ritualistically kill Target just to show capital that we truly aren’t fucking around.
December 1, 2025 at 7:39 PM
A movie that takes place where you're from.
November 23, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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November 21, 2025 at 4:04 AM
When it comes to bread, you can't beat a baguette.
November 11, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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REPO MAN (1984)
November 4, 2025 at 4:15 AM
I voted for Davis, Fateh and Jazz in that order. If you choose a different order that's fine but, c'mon, don't rank Frey.
November 4, 2025 at 4:04 AM
People can enjoy whatever but it's time we all recognize that musical theater is only good at one thing - litigating the authors' narcissistic depravities (lauditory, see Fosse). Catharsis in musicals comes from seeing depraved weirdos reveal their saddest parts.
are we allowed to talk about how Hamilton is good again yet or is that still, like, off limits
November 2, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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no
October 23, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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October 22, 2025 at 6:43 AM
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"Mr. President sir the idea is you're constantly flying around in a big jet filled with your own shit in it. Like human shit. Anyways you're wearing a little crown in your little shitmobile and you're dumping the shit out. I think people will like it."
and another thing: he’s not mad. please don’t put it in the newspaper that he got mad.
October 19, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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NO KINGS includes the corporate money flowing into the Minneapolis municipal election. The wealthy want to buy seats at city hall while expanding their kingdom and wealth.
October 18, 2025 at 11:40 PM
jeans rip. :(
October 16, 2025 at 3:41 PM
not a fan of the genre of post that asks how anyone could ever enjoy *beloved musical artist*

the answer is always that you have a portion of your heart that isn't working right now.
September 26, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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Cat’s getting raptured I do not have time for this
January 10, 2024 at 12:11 AM
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The Becka Thompson residency dispute, and the other ones like it, show that the centrists and their donor class hold Minneapolis in total contempt. Rules are for suckers, community means nothing, you don't deserve better, shut up and vote how we tell you or the communists will let you get crimed.
Minneapolis City Council candidate to resign from Park Board amid residency questions
Becka Thompson needs to leave her North Side Park Board seat and move to south Minneapolis to run for the City Council position she seeks.
www.startribune.com
September 23, 2025 at 1:35 PM
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The encampments that our city has seen are a reflection of our leadership’s failing to adequately care for our neighbors. The folks living in encampments are human beings who are hit by the worst of our city’s crises: hunger, housing instability, mental and chemical health issues, and violence. 1/
September 16, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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September 17, 2025 at 12:05 PM
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It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his sense of being part of a benevolent natural order blessed by the one true God depends on his not understanding it.
September 16, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Glurpo can get it
Glurpo, the world's only underwater clown, c.1960. 🤡
September 14, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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We deserve a city government that works for all of us—where decisions are made based on what’s right for the people of our city, not based on who is most loyal to the mayor.

We deserve better.
August 22, 2025 at 11:54 PM