John Bonazzo
johnbonazzo.bsky.social
John Bonazzo
@johnbonazzo.bsky.social
Copy editor and writer. Formerly Finn Partners, New York Observer. Fordham grad, CT native, theater and film lover. He/him
Arthur Miller: "I've written a three-act play."

Ivo van Hove: "Nah."
November 19, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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they’re forcing kids to read “the caine mutiny,” because of wouk
November 19, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Fewer Olivias, more @marisakabas.bsky.social (full story on The Handbasket)
November 18, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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How do you land Vanity Fair west coast editor at age 32 after having affairs with two presidential candidates you were covering as a journalist. That is some prime white lady shit.
November 18, 2025 at 12:51 PM
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to have an affair with one longshot presidential candidate twice your age that you’re profiling may be regarded as a misfortune; to have two looks like carelessness
November 18, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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Mary Shelley: I subtitled my book The Modern Prometheus as a cautionary tale

Tech company: At long last,
November 17, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Oedipus is an absolute must-see
November 15, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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what the actual fuck
November 14, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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This is a real flight school, teaching people to fly planes!!! Like????
November 14, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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“I’m a Grok guy” tells you absolutely everything you need to know about a dude.
JD Vance: "I'm a Grok guy. I think it's the best. It's also the least woke."
November 14, 2025 at 12:05 PM
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“I’m a Grok guy” is the single most embarrassing phrase ever uttered in the course of human history.
JD Vance: "I'm a Grok guy. I think it's the best. It's also the least woke."
November 14, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Quick question for Playbill: who's Dick Van Dyck?
November 13, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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You just know that “Did Women Ruin the Workplace?” bit would have done NUMBERS in this little clique
Something absolutely perfect about Larry Summers riffing about the scourge of woke cancel culture being unfair to predatory men in a friendly email to his pal JEFFREY EPSTEIN.
November 13, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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Chat is it a good idea to physically invade the pope's hometown
November 13, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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November 12, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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He doesn't know how to use things that are old enough to have a period.
why could Epstein not type a sentence to save his life
November 12, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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Adelita Grijalva is FINALLY sworn in and is now officially a member of Congress
November 12, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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November 12, 2025 at 9:02 AM
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Help mom I’m being bullied by 87 year old novella writer Joyce Carol Oates again can you pick me up
November 11, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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BREAKING: The Supreme Court DENIES former county clerk Kim Davis's request for the justices to take up her longshot bid to overturn 2015's Obergefell v. Hodges marriage equality decision. No justice even writes about the request.
November 10, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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we gotta stop with the tiny microphones. get a full size mic like an ADULT. you look like you’re at tea with a mouse
November 9, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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"No one likes me, I win."
November 7, 2025 at 12:19 PM
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Frankenstein is available to stream on Netflix today, so expect a bunch of “I don’t get the big deal” takes from people uninterested in the movie who half-watched it on their phones.
November 7, 2025 at 2:54 PM
The Zone of Interest
what’s the best movie ending of the decade so far?
November 6, 2025 at 11:40 PM