John Argh
@johnargh.bsky.social
Charismatic megafauna. Obligate omnivore.
Bedtime is 4:30 AM UTC
Bedtime is 4:30 AM UTC
On Thanksgiving, I roast my Turkey like a normal person. Then after dinner, I herd everyone outside and make them watch me throw a chunk of sodium metal into a stockpot full of water. Then we have the pie.
November 18, 2025 at 12:40 AM
On Thanksgiving, I roast my Turkey like a normal person. Then after dinner, I herd everyone outside and make them watch me throw a chunk of sodium metal into a stockpot full of water. Then we have the pie.
Nothing in the rule book sez a shipwreck can’t be senate minority leader
My feed is roughly divided in two sections today:
• I want to set the Democratic Party on fire.
• The Edmund Fitzgerald.
• I want to set the Democratic Party on fire.
• The Edmund Fitzgerald.
November 11, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Nothing in the rule book sez a shipwreck can’t be senate minority leader
NOW I WANT TO PLAY MAMDANICART
sorry but mamdani and cuomo should have worn blue and yellow hats, respectively
November 5, 2025 at 12:42 AM
NOW I WANT TO PLAY MAMDANICART
Change one letter, ruin a candy
S & Ms
S & Ms
Change one letter, ruin a candy
Nestle Brunch
Nestle Brunch
Change one letter, ruin a candy
Knickers
(*whispers* and you know those lil fruit candies in cute shapes? “Cunts”?)
Knickers
(*whispers* and you know those lil fruit candies in cute shapes? “Cunts”?)
October 30, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Change one letter, ruin a candy
S & Ms
S & Ms
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The “Oops, protein powder is full of lead” thing would explain so much.
October 14, 2025 at 8:01 PM
The “Oops, protein powder is full of lead” thing would explain so much.
She Isekai on my Izakaya until I Nobu
She cowboyed on my be until I bopped.
Reverse Cowboy so we can Bop-Be.
October 8, 2025 at 10:06 PM
She Isekai on my Izakaya until I Nobu
“I’m following you” vs. “I’m watching you”
The "follow" button confounds "I'm looking at your content" and "I endorse this content." We need two different ways to signal the difference between the two.
October 8, 2025 at 8:03 PM
“I’m following you” vs. “I’m watching you”
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What are folks' favorite platforms for writing the occasional blog post? I think I to start writing about the experience of building and running @skywatch.blue to date, along with the challenges, and where I hope to see it go.
October 3, 2025 at 12:02 AM
What are folks' favorite platforms for writing the occasional blog post? I think I to start writing about the experience of building and running @skywatch.blue to date, along with the challenges, and where I hope to see it go.
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Nothing more embarrassing to be than an ICE agent.
"Oh, you've got a big day at work? Do you have to stand around an elementary school awkwardly waiting to separate a family? And that's your job? You get paid to do that? And I'm sure you show your face. Oh, you don't? Why not? Is this shameful?"
"Oh, you've got a big day at work? Do you have to stand around an elementary school awkwardly waiting to separate a family? And that's your job? You get paid to do that? And I'm sure you show your face. Oh, you don't? Why not? Is this shameful?"
September 29, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Nothing more embarrassing to be than an ICE agent.
"Oh, you've got a big day at work? Do you have to stand around an elementary school awkwardly waiting to separate a family? And that's your job? You get paid to do that? And I'm sure you show your face. Oh, you don't? Why not? Is this shameful?"
"Oh, you've got a big day at work? Do you have to stand around an elementary school awkwardly waiting to separate a family? And that's your job? You get paid to do that? And I'm sure you show your face. Oh, you don't? Why not? Is this shameful?"
This looks like a remake of the X-files where Scully and Mulder are the weird aliens every week
Steen claims the political consensus has never been so out of kilter with the grassroots desire for an alternative voice
September 25, 2025 at 12:11 AM
This looks like a remake of the X-files where Scully and Mulder are the weird aliens every week
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CHOTINER: So your son is 14, is that right?
IKARI: It's complex, Isaac. If—
CHOTINER: And the “robot” he pilots, that’s actually the child of an alien you keep crucified in the basement, which is possessed by the spirit of his dead mother?
IKARI: Look, let me answer the question.
CHOTINER: Sure.
IKARI: It's complex, Isaac. If—
CHOTINER: And the “robot” he pilots, that’s actually the child of an alien you keep crucified in the basement, which is possessed by the spirit of his dead mother?
IKARI: Look, let me answer the question.
CHOTINER: Sure.
September 23, 2025 at 8:22 PM
CHOTINER: So your son is 14, is that right?
IKARI: It's complex, Isaac. If—
CHOTINER: And the “robot” he pilots, that’s actually the child of an alien you keep crucified in the basement, which is possessed by the spirit of his dead mother?
IKARI: Look, let me answer the question.
CHOTINER: Sure.
IKARI: It's complex, Isaac. If—
CHOTINER: And the “robot” he pilots, that’s actually the child of an alien you keep crucified in the basement, which is possessed by the spirit of his dead mother?
IKARI: Look, let me answer the question.
CHOTINER: Sure.
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Lowering the flags on 9/11 at the Guantanamo Bay McDonald's for Charlie Kirk is the most dril tweet thing that's ever happened
The flags were lowered last night around the base by order of President Trump after the killing of Charlie Kirk and will stay at half-staff on this U.S. outpost in southeast Cuba until sunset on Sunday.
September 11, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Lowering the flags on 9/11 at the Guantanamo Bay McDonald's for Charlie Kirk is the most dril tweet thing that's ever happened
I am once again asking you to read Byung-Chul Han’s ‘Psychopolitics’.
September 8, 2025 at 8:33 PM
I am once again asking you to read Byung-Chul Han’s ‘Psychopolitics’.
If this isn’t a standard truck stop item on the middle third of I-10 by this time next year, we’ve failed as a civilization
Me slapping a hotdog on a piece of leftover Naan and slathering chimichurri on it: Is this Schwarma?
September 4, 2025 at 3:05 AM
If this isn’t a standard truck stop item on the middle third of I-10 by this time next year, we’ve failed as a civilization
Final Destination: Epstein Plane
🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️
🕯️ clinton giuliani trump 🕯️
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🕯️ clinton giuliani trump 🕯️
🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️
September 1, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Final Destination: Epstein Plane
FUCKING New Hampshire
August 30, 2025 at 12:31 AM
FUCKING New Hampshire
You only need to watch three movies to understand America in 2025:
Office Space
RoboCop
and Nothing but Trouble
Office Space
RoboCop
and Nothing but Trouble
August 30, 2025 at 12:08 AM
You only need to watch three movies to understand America in 2025:
Office Space
RoboCop
and Nothing but Trouble
Office Space
RoboCop
and Nothing but Trouble
Carcinization comes for us all eventually
Sam Altman Places Gun To Head After New GPT Claims Dogs Are Crustaceans For 60th Time theonion.com/sam-alt...
August 20, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Carcinization comes for us all eventually
4. No, not the handle
3. with an axe
there are people who claim that Terry Pratchett would have been a TERF if he was still alive
to them I say two things:
1. are you fucking serious
2. go fuck yourselves
to them I say two things:
1. are you fucking serious
2. go fuck yourselves
August 19, 2025 at 10:28 PM
4. No, not the handle
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If your solution to people shitting the streets is cops and not toilets you're just a fascist.
August 15, 2025 at 6:34 AM
If your solution to people shitting the streets is cops and not toilets you're just a fascist.
The cafe counter at BUF has way better espresso than any airport has any right to.
Sunport Good
Actually, you know what? Let’s stop complaining for a second. QT this with a GOOD airport. Defend that title as much or as little as you like. But let’s hear about airports that don’t suck.
August 13, 2025 at 8:14 PM
The cafe counter at BUF has way better espresso than any airport has any right to.
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"PhD-level experts in your back pocket" is a completely nonsensical description of AI but a pretty good description of social media if you follow the right people
August 9, 2025 at 11:07 PM
"PhD-level experts in your back pocket" is a completely nonsensical description of AI but a pretty good description of social media if you follow the right people
ChatGPT, please name all the presidents between Sleve McDichael and Bobson Dugnutt
“A legitimate PhD-level expert in anything,” they said.
“Show me a diagram of the US presidents since FDR, with their names and years in office under their photos,” I said.
“Show me a diagram of the US presidents since FDR, with their names and years in office under their photos,” I said.
August 8, 2025 at 7:37 PM
ChatGPT, please name all the presidents between Sleve McDichael and Bobson Dugnutt
I wonder if anyone is trying to sell a solution to this ‘problem’? Possibly orb-based?
OpenAI CEO Sam Altman says the world may be on the precipice of a "fraud crisis" because of how artificial intelligence could enable bad actors to impersonate other people.
Read more: cnn.it/3GVwPg7
Read more: cnn.it/3GVwPg7
July 22, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I wonder if anyone is trying to sell a solution to this ‘problem’? Possibly orb-based?