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John Argh
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Charismatic megafauna. Obligate omnivore.
Bedtime is 4:30 AM UTC
No wait.

The Fourth of Hand Pie
November 25, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Pastymas.
November 25, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Several of them are US Senators!!!
November 18, 2025 at 2:07 AM
He’s right!
November 17, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Could have stopped two words sooner tbh
November 15, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Lack of object permanence is a critical skill for a democratic senator
November 10, 2025 at 7:03 PM
The thing people have to remember is that senate dems have plenty of food, low cost excellent healthcare and fucking fly somewhere every week. So, priorities
November 10, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I’m not even betting on sentience at this point
November 10, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Look. If it’s gonna get dark at 4…
November 8, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Potato can afford to be humble with you as their hype panda, Darth.
November 4, 2025 at 2:31 AM
I'm rooting for him. No idea how he'll manage the police veto
November 2, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Officially blaming this skeet and the ill-considered late third coffee for Why JohnArgh Can't Sleep Tonight
October 30, 2025 at 11:27 PM
100 Gland
October 30, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Increasingly convinced it’s the only way the shutdown ends
October 19, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Dang cybertrucks
October 14, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Also if you attached bagpipes to his engine outlets
October 13, 2025 at 2:44 AM
The “nobody I know has been disappeared” stage
October 12, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Every time I turn on the kitchen sink for a dishwash sesh, this fella runs back and forth at Top Speed behind me thru the galley kitchen and hallway to the back.
October 9, 2025 at 6:34 PM