friendly neighborhood joe
@joefilipas.bsky.social
tired of online seventeen years and counting
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Headlines That Look Like Shitposts
November 20, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Headlines That Look Like Shitposts
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When I encounter myself as a different colored cursor because I have the Google Doc open in two tabs
December 21, 2023 at 10:09 PM
When I encounter myself as a different colored cursor because I have the Google Doc open in two tabs
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when new yorkers all experience something on social media it's like a rat that got ahold of a brazil nut. when upper midwesterners all experience something on social media it's a breathtaking dance of radiant light and color across the entire night sky
November 12, 2025 at 3:35 AM
when new yorkers all experience something on social media it's like a rat that got ahold of a brazil nut. when upper midwesterners all experience something on social media it's a breathtaking dance of radiant light and color across the entire night sky
repost with an iconic fictional band
November 12, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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extremely late to the party but WEAPONS rips
November 9, 2025 at 3:25 AM
extremely late to the party but WEAPONS rips
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AI companies: The future of humanoid robots is here
Humanoid robot:
Humanoid robot:
October 31, 2025 at 1:49 PM
AI companies: The future of humanoid robots is here
Humanoid robot:
Humanoid robot:
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Podcasts are now illegal in China
October 29, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Podcasts are now illegal in China
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"Oxford commas are a sign you write with ai" I will find such a unique way to rip out your spine that they'll make a movie about it
October 23, 2025 at 4:50 PM
"Oxford commas are a sign you write with ai" I will find such a unique way to rip out your spine that they'll make a movie about it
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Not sure the folks at NBC/Peacock thought this one through
October 18, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Not sure the folks at NBC/Peacock thought this one through
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this is the most like a mike tyson's punch out guy i have ever seen anyone look
October 14, 2025 at 3:36 PM
this is the most like a mike tyson's punch out guy i have ever seen anyone look
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Claude AI’s logo is unironically Kurt Vonnegut’s butthole drawing
October 7, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Claude AI’s logo is unironically Kurt Vonnegut’s butthole drawing
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the guy who caught cal raleigh’s homer was wearing a shirt that said dump 61 here and he immediately took it off and had a shirt that said dump 62 here
October 8, 2025 at 1:43 AM
the guy who caught cal raleigh’s homer was wearing a shirt that said dump 61 here and he immediately took it off and had a shirt that said dump 62 here
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I have a friend who once dressed up for him on Halloween and refused to speak to anyone at all, staying in character, to the extent that his girlfriend broke up with him
Burger King abandoned its 'Creepy King' mascot, the one with the uncanny valley face and bizarre commercials, because it was too scary for families with young children who would end up at McDonald’s instead. bit.ly/4h2xppV
October 2, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I have a friend who once dressed up for him on Halloween and refused to speak to anyone at all, staying in character, to the extent that his girlfriend broke up with him
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imagine a post. it’s just says Dunkaccino. BUT, it’s in the Dune font
March 4, 2025 at 6:59 PM
ᑐ ᑌ ᑎ ᑕ ᑎ ᑕ ᑕ I ᑎ O
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You go in the cage. Cage goes in the water. You go in the water. Clown's in the water. Our clown.
Glurpo, the world's only underwater clown, c.1960. 🤡
September 11, 2025 at 8:21 PM
You go in the cage. Cage goes in the water. You go in the water. Clown's in the water. Our clown.
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this picture of a mom shoes off sprinting to the Mpls school: www.startribune.com/minneapolis-...
By Richard Tsong-Taatarii for @startribune.com, which should be a go-to source for anyone following
By Richard Tsong-Taatarii for @startribune.com, which should be a go-to source for anyone following
August 27, 2025 at 6:38 PM
this picture of a mom shoes off sprinting to the Mpls school: www.startribune.com/minneapolis-...
By Richard Tsong-Taatarii for @startribune.com, which should be a go-to source for anyone following
By Richard Tsong-Taatarii for @startribune.com, which should be a go-to source for anyone following
we looked at a house across the street from Annunciation. we now live a mile away. our kid starts school next week. my heart is in pieces, as it is every single time.
August 27, 2025 at 5:07 PM
we looked at a house across the street from Annunciation. we now live a mile away. our kid starts school next week. my heart is in pieces, as it is every single time.
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"I gave my art to an AI training model and they sent back a rejection letter! 'At capacity,' they told me!"
August 25, 2025 at 12:16 AM
"I gave my art to an AI training model and they sent back a rejection letter! 'At capacity,' they told me!"
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the absolute funniest thing you could do from about 2004-2014 or so was put on one of those horse head masks
August 19, 2025 at 3:51 AM
the absolute funniest thing you could do from about 2004-2014 or so was put on one of those horse head masks
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None of this AI shit would be happening if you all had posted this on Facebook like we told you to
August 16, 2025 at 3:51 PM
None of this AI shit would be happening if you all had posted this on Facebook like we told you to
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Born Nov. 11, 1974, Leonardo DiCaprio is 18,530 days old today, matching Wilford Brimley’s age on the day ‘Cocoon’ was released. Congrats Leo! You’ve reached the Brimley/Cocoon Line.
August 5, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Born Nov. 11, 1974, Leonardo DiCaprio is 18,530 days old today, matching Wilford Brimley’s age on the day ‘Cocoon’ was released. Congrats Leo! You’ve reached the Brimley/Cocoon Line.
two times a guy stood up and left the theater towards the end of the movie:
- dinosaur flashback in tree of life
- hiding in the “shame” memory of getting caught by mom while cranking it in eternal sunshine of the spotless mind
- dinosaur flashback in tree of life
- hiding in the “shame” memory of getting caught by mom while cranking it in eternal sunshine of the spotless mind
Got me thinking.. What's the strongest reaction you've seen an audience member have to a scene in a cinema?
During the birthday party scene in SIGNS I saw a whole row of young women literally throw their popcorn in the air like a cartoon.
During the birthday party scene in SIGNS I saw a whole row of young women literally throw their popcorn in the air like a cartoon.
Someone in my audience had a very audible negative reaction to the dog scene in TOGETHER. So that was fun!
August 2, 2025 at 1:32 AM
two times a guy stood up and left the theater towards the end of the movie:
- dinosaur flashback in tree of life
- hiding in the “shame” memory of getting caught by mom while cranking it in eternal sunshine of the spotless mind
- dinosaur flashback in tree of life
- hiding in the “shame” memory of getting caught by mom while cranking it in eternal sunshine of the spotless mind
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Happy beans day to those who celebrate
July 23, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Happy beans day to those who celebrate