friendly neighborhood joe
@joefilipas.bsky.social
tired of online seventeen years and counting
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Take his personal army away from him while you can, you stupid, stupid assholes. You’re like an armadillo playing dead in the middle of the road so the semi won’t hurt you
January 28, 2026 at 11:44 PM
Take his personal army away from him while you can, you stupid, stupid assholes. You’re like an armadillo playing dead in the middle of the road so the semi won’t hurt you
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Happy 3 year anniversary to this post
January 27, 2026 at 6:14 PM
Happy 3 year anniversary to this post
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Politicians gotta start calling for Miller to go. Right now.
January 27, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Politicians gotta start calling for Miller to go. Right now.
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on behalf of The 3D Printer Dads - we will make everyone their own medals.
Hahaha can you imagine how insufferable we’d be if the People of Minnesota won the Nobel peace prize
Some thoughts:
1. The deadline for nominating a person or group for the Nobel Peace Prize is Feb. 1.
2. History professors are qualified nominators.
3. The people of Minnesota have been awe-inspiringly peaceful in the face of state violence.
4. He would be so mad.
1. The deadline for nominating a person or group for the Nobel Peace Prize is Feb. 1.
2. History professors are qualified nominators.
3. The people of Minnesota have been awe-inspiringly peaceful in the face of state violence.
4. He would be so mad.
January 26, 2026 at 10:55 PM
on behalf of The 3D Printer Dads - we will make everyone their own medals.
i am having a hard time of thinking of a single bit of community support ive witnessed of participated in during the past few weeks that wasn’t first organized by women
I am just gonna say it, these guys are completely emasculated by the knowledge that they have been out-organized by a group that is significantly made up of women, and all the bullshit call of duty nonsense is cope for their wounded egos bsky.app/profile/jeet...
MAGA military geniuses are talking about Minnesota protestors like they are the Iraqi insurgency, the Taliban, and the Viet Cong all rolled into one.
January 26, 2026 at 6:21 PM
i am having a hard time of thinking of a single bit of community support ive witnessed of participated in during the past few weeks that wasn’t first organized by women
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This is how I feel every day when people ask me how it’s going
January 25, 2026 at 3:22 PM
This is how I feel every day when people ask me how it’s going
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The whole interview is worth it
January 24, 2026 at 8:53 PM
The whole interview is worth it
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Alex Pretti’s last words were “are you ok?” said the woman next to him who ICE also pepper sprayed in the face.
January 24, 2026 at 7:51 PM
Alex Pretti’s last words were “are you ok?” said the woman next to him who ICE also pepper sprayed in the face.
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Everyone talking about what you're gonna do for MN after this. I am once again asking if you can get us out of the ocean we're drowning in before you start talking about buying us a boat.
January 24, 2026 at 12:26 AM
Everyone talking about what you're gonna do for MN after this. I am once again asking if you can get us out of the ocean we're drowning in before you start talking about buying us a boat.
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Woaahhhh! Weekend posting on bluesky from CPSC! Yeah, our social media management tool doesn't let us schedule bluesky posts so we have to pop in to remind everyone not to burn their houses down.
January 24, 2026 at 2:15 PM
Woaahhhh! Weekend posting on bluesky from CPSC! Yeah, our social media management tool doesn't let us schedule bluesky posts so we have to pop in to remind everyone not to burn their houses down.
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so many clergy coming to protest ICE that they're overflowing the airport sidewalk
we are going to win
we are going to win
The clergy just keep coming to this anti-ICE protest.
Genuinely unclear where they all will go — it’s packed outside on the sidewalk already.
Genuinely unclear where they all will go — it’s packed outside on the sidewalk already.
January 23, 2026 at 4:28 PM
so many clergy coming to protest ICE that they're overflowing the airport sidewalk
we are going to win
we are going to win
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Me pitching a train ad campaign
January 20, 2026 at 4:11 AM
Me pitching a train ad campaign
this will be the first Bluesky thread turned into a major motion picture
I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place
January 20, 2026 at 5:00 AM
this will be the first Bluesky thread turned into a major motion picture
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it is -10 here today. I was supposed to go do a volunteer shift standing outside loading groceries into people’s cars to deliver to families stuck at home. just got a call not to come in because they have too many volunteers already. if you were wondering if the cold would stop us.
January 19, 2026 at 5:09 PM
it is -10 here today. I was supposed to go do a volunteer shift standing outside loading groceries into people’s cars to deliver to families stuck at home. just got a call not to come in because they have too many volunteers already. if you were wondering if the cold would stop us.
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If a Minnesotan says to you, "I don't plan to let you do that," run.
January 17, 2026 at 11:47 PM
If a Minnesotan says to you, "I don't plan to let you do that," run.
i love being a Minnesotan. i love living in Minneapolis. there is so much ugliness this town, and so many americans, have been subjected to, but seeing the people of this city and state stand up for one another is so goddam inspiring.
there’s more of us than there are of them.
there’s more of us than there are of them.
January 17, 2026 at 7:09 PM
i love being a Minnesotan. i love living in Minneapolis. there is so much ugliness this town, and so many americans, have been subjected to, but seeing the people of this city and state stand up for one another is so goddam inspiring.
there’s more of us than there are of them.
there’s more of us than there are of them.
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Photo by Pierre Lavie. Yes this is me. And I threw my Leica. It landed on the bass plate with hardly a scratch. Another Photographer grabbed it along with my phone and I was able to track him later. I was held face down tear gas deployed right in front of me and pepper sprayed directly into the eye.
January 17, 2026 at 2:57 PM
Photo by Pierre Lavie. Yes this is me. And I threw my Leica. It landed on the bass plate with hardly a scratch. Another Photographer grabbed it along with my phone and I was able to track him later. I was held face down tear gas deployed right in front of me and pepper sprayed directly into the eye.
i immediately donated to help keep my neighbors fed. felt amazing. you can help out too: www.zeffy.com/en-US/donati...
January 17, 2026 at 4:41 AM
i immediately donated to help keep my neighbors fed. felt amazing. you can help out too: www.zeffy.com/en-US/donati...
trying to make sure my neighbor’s kids and their teachers and school staff get to school safely because the federal government is making it dangerous
January 16, 2026 at 3:54 PM
trying to make sure my neighbor’s kids and their teachers and school staff get to school safely because the federal government is making it dangerous
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And they've launched gas.
January 15, 2026 at 2:21 AM
And they've launched gas.
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the problem with an untrained secret police squad that shoots people in their cars isn’t that they’re untrained
January 15, 2026 at 1:19 AM
the problem with an untrained secret police squad that shoots people in their cars isn’t that they’re untrained
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I had to look up Lizardman's Constant: the 4% of people who will tell a pollster lizard people are taking over the world, ie the minimum answer you will get for even the most absurd question.
"Do you think it would be a good idea or a bad idea for the U.S. to use military force to take possession of Greenland from Denmark?"
Good idea: 4%
Bad idea: 71%
(Ipsos)
4%. He did it. He finally hit Lizardman's Constant.
Good idea: 4%
Bad idea: 71%
(Ipsos)
4%. He did it. He finally hit Lizardman's Constant.
January 14, 2026 at 7:19 PM
I had to look up Lizardman's Constant: the 4% of people who will tell a pollster lizard people are taking over the world, ie the minimum answer you will get for even the most absurd question.
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If you're still able to help Minnesota, @supplydepotmpls.bsky.social is always accepting donations. $10 buys a pack of handwarmers. If you were given Amazon gift cards this year for Christmas, you can shop their Amazon wishlist: linktr.ee/sanctuarysup...
January 12, 2026 at 4:24 PM
If you're still able to help Minnesota, @supplydepotmpls.bsky.social is always accepting donations. $10 buys a pack of handwarmers. If you were given Amazon gift cards this year for Christmas, you can shop their Amazon wishlist: linktr.ee/sanctuarysup...
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"What we are witnessing is the storming of the state by the federal government," the Editorial Board writes.
Editorial | Minnesota is under siege, and it cannot stand
"What we are witnessing is the storming of the state by the federal government," the Editorial Board writes.
bit.ly
January 14, 2026 at 8:19 PM
"What we are witnessing is the storming of the state by the federal government," the Editorial Board writes.
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Thank you CNN for pointing out that everyone opposed to this regime has normal, pro-social links to the organizations that make up a liveable society where you can do normal shit.
Next article you can talk about how the vice president, by contrast, is in nazi groupchats with minors
Next article you can talk about how the vice president, by contrast, is in nazi groupchats with minors
The woman killed by an ICE agent in Minneapolis last week served on the board of her son’s school, which linked to documents encouraging parents to monitor ICE and directing them to training. https://cnn.it/49yoNEa
January 14, 2026 at 6:37 AM
Thank you CNN for pointing out that everyone opposed to this regime has normal, pro-social links to the organizations that make up a liveable society where you can do normal shit.
Next article you can talk about how the vice president, by contrast, is in nazi groupchats with minors
Next article you can talk about how the vice president, by contrast, is in nazi groupchats with minors