Jocibet
@jocibet.bsky.social
Bipolar-med and treatment pro, mixed state veteran, will try to grandma you sometimes, Seattle-ish
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Jocibet
@jocibet.bsky.social
· Sep 23
It’s grueling work, not fun, and you’ll have to live with your parents, but I swear to you, RIGHT THIS SECOND is the right time to start working on your dream. It will take years before it gets to the really fun part, but our economy will start having lots of room in about 7-8 years
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Public Works Administration but it's all forensic accountants, security engineers and attorneys.
October 19, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Public Works Administration but it's all forensic accountants, security engineers and attorneys.
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Weird thing that Deep Rock Galactic gets oddly right is simultaneously hating and loving your job
January 24, 2026 at 5:39 AM
Weird thing that Deep Rock Galactic gets oddly right is simultaneously hating and loving your job
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we’re gonna have to double the capacity of bar discipline committees in reconstruction ii
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"Aides to Todd Blanche directed the U.S. Atty’s office and FBI agents based in MN to shut down a civil rights investigation into an officer’s fatal shooting of Renee Good and instead alter it to probe Good for possible criminal liability, according to three people briefed on the discussions."
"Aides to Todd Blanche directed the U.S. Atty’s office and FBI agents based in MN to shut down a civil rights investigation into an officer’s fatal shooting of Renee Good and instead alter it to probe Good for possible criminal liability, according to three people briefed on the discussions."
January 24, 2026 at 3:13 AM
we’re gonna have to double the capacity of bar discipline committees in reconstruction ii
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Rip
According to an internal email to Washington Post sports staff, the paper isn't sending any reporters to cover the winter Olympics next month. The decision comes as major layoffs are expected in the coming weeks.
January 24, 2026 at 1:40 AM
Rip
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I think they've been pickled in right wing Twitter for so long that they thought this was all going to work. They could kill the liberal media and everyone would breathe a big sigh of relief, subscribe in massive numbers and joyfully call each other the R-word
January 24, 2026 at 1:42 AM
I think they've been pickled in right wing Twitter for so long that they thought this was all going to work. They could kill the liberal media and everyone would breathe a big sigh of relief, subscribe in massive numbers and joyfully call each other the R-word
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Hahaha we don't do woke shit anymore!! Hahaha! Hang on why are we suuuuper insanely broke now
January 24, 2026 at 1:43 AM
Hahaha we don't do woke shit anymore!! Hahaha! Hang on why are we suuuuper insanely broke now
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I don't think we should have a government kidnapping agency
Agents detain and send 2-year-old girl and her father to Texas despite court order to release toddler bit.ly/3LKWxGC
January 24, 2026 at 2:03 AM
I don't think we should have a government kidnapping agency
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Sometimes I still can't believe how cute he is
January 24, 2026 at 2:32 AM
Sometimes I still can't believe how cute he is
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Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
January 23, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
It might wake some Americans up from their stupor
A German soccer federation executive committee member says it's time to consider a World Cup boycott because of the actions of U.S. President Donald Trump.
German soccer federation official wants World Cup boycott considered because of Trump
A German soccer federation executive committee member says it’s time to consider a World Cup boycott because of the actions of U.S. President Donald Trump.
bit.ly
January 24, 2026 at 3:05 AM
It might wake some Americans up from their stupor
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Seeing a bunch of normal ass midwestern moms and dads marching in -20 degrees knowing they might be tear gassed or worse really drives home what a cowardly lot of people the pundit class is
January 23, 2026 at 10:08 PM
Seeing a bunch of normal ass midwestern moms and dads marching in -20 degrees knowing they might be tear gassed or worse really drives home what a cowardly lot of people the pundit class is
Functioning democracy? No
Democracy? Yes, although this will be tested this year
Democracy? Yes, although this will be tested this year
"Many Americans have maintained a suspended reality, too, in which they simultaneously believed that they lived in a functioning democracy while also on some level realizing tremendous harm was being visited on vulnerable communities."
January 24, 2026 at 1:34 AM
Functioning democracy? No
Democracy? Yes, although this will be tested this year
Democracy? Yes, although this will be tested this year
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IKTR
I love this so much. People will show that they give a fuck, no matter what it looks like.
I love this so much. People will show that they give a fuck, no matter what it looks like.
January 23, 2026 at 11:15 PM
IKTR
I love this so much. People will show that they give a fuck, no matter what it looks like.
I love this so much. People will show that they give a fuck, no matter what it looks like.
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Opsec culture actively hurts us by limiting how many people can join our networks. It makes it harder to get neighbors in and makes them fearful of joining. Since our greatest security comes from sheer weight of numbers this actually makes us less safe.
January 23, 2026 at 4:36 PM
Opsec culture actively hurts us by limiting how many people can join our networks. It makes it harder to get neighbors in and makes them fearful of joining. Since our greatest security comes from sheer weight of numbers this actually makes us less safe.
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An open movement, that’s huge and universal, will be more effective than a closed movement that is tiny and paranoid. If we let a fed spy into rapid response, who cares? For every one of them we get 300 neighbors. All they can do is listen as we swarm them.
January 23, 2026 at 4:37 PM
An open movement, that’s huge and universal, will be more effective than a closed movement that is tiny and paranoid. If we let a fed spy into rapid response, who cares? For every one of them we get 300 neighbors. All they can do is listen as we swarm them.
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If you’re chasing ICE, they have your picture, your plates, your name. Our channels are all open and unvetted, our FAQs are freely shared. You are safe because they can’t prosecute 10,000 rapid responders, much less 30,000 protesters, not because you’re an anonymous commando.
January 23, 2026 at 4:33 PM
If you’re chasing ICE, they have your picture, your plates, your name. Our channels are all open and unvetted, our FAQs are freely shared. You are safe because they can’t prosecute 10,000 rapid responders, much less 30,000 protesters, not because you’re an anonymous commando.
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Butterfly for The Calendar Girl!
January 23, 2026 at 11:24 PM
Butterfly for The Calendar Girl!
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Reporters, if you wrote about learning loss due to covid school closures, you can write about learning loss due to state terror.
I am not being snarky. I need my colleagues who wrote on covid school lockdowns to engage with this. To be as loud as they have been about prior "learning loss." Hell, you can cite Tom & Mark's AERJ paper so you feel better that there's some econ somewhere in your argument.
"In St. Paul, at least one-fourth of students from Spanish-speaking homes have missed every day of school since Dec. 12."
January 23, 2026 at 11:06 PM
Reporters, if you wrote about learning loss due to covid school closures, you can write about learning loss due to state terror.
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Hot skillet, 10-15 seconds on each side, flip it like a pancake, pop goes the weasel you're eating good. And you want the white corn masa tortillas if at all possible.
People of flavor gotta stick together
People of flavor gotta stick together
January 23, 2026 at 11:25 PM
Hot skillet, 10-15 seconds on each side, flip it like a pancake, pop goes the weasel you're eating good. And you want the white corn masa tortillas if at all possible.
People of flavor gotta stick together
People of flavor gotta stick together
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The entire in network and out of network concept is one of the worst parts of the insurance industry.
my husband is talking about switching to in-network doctors. he really really does not want to. he had the same doctor for over 20 years. but he says it will save him money as he is trying to save for retirment
January 23, 2026 at 11:14 PM
The entire in network and out of network concept is one of the worst parts of the insurance industry.
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If I were elected president I would see if I could convince Popehat to join my administration with the sole responsibility to hunt down these databases and ensure their destruction
“We have a nice little database, & now you’re considered domestic terrorists” says an ICE agent after photographing a civilian who was videotaping them. Posted today by Brian Allen on X. h/t @allenanalysis.bsky.social
January 23, 2026 at 9:45 PM
If I were elected president I would see if I could convince Popehat to join my administration with the sole responsibility to hunt down these databases and ensure their destruction
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/7 Dave Barry says “a person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.”. It’s one of my favorite moral compass sayings. Marc’s would be “if a person is nice to me, it’s hilarious when they are rude to the waiter.”
January 23, 2026 at 8:25 PM
/7 Dave Barry says “a person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.”. It’s one of my favorite moral compass sayings. Marc’s would be “if a person is nice to me, it’s hilarious when they are rude to the waiter.”
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The admin would have hit the Insurrection Act button by now if they felt like the military was sufficiently captured. They know that hitting that button is a very high risk move. It could work out for them, but it could also be an expeditious way to lose power.
January 23, 2026 at 6:33 PM
The admin would have hit the Insurrection Act button by now if they felt like the military was sufficiently captured. They know that hitting that button is a very high risk move. It could work out for them, but it could also be an expeditious way to lose power.