we’re seriously in a pretentious epidemic like please stop telling me about the 27 1 minute articles you read on substack instead of doomscrolling “the media i consumed”
bitch you was doomscrolling on substack i was doomscrolling on xiaohongshu we’re the same and yet I AM better than you
bitch you was doomscrolling on substack i was doomscrolling on xiaohongshu we’re the same and yet I AM better than you
November 19, 2025 at 8:44 PM
we’re seriously in a pretentious epidemic like please stop telling me about the 27 1 minute articles you read on substack instead of doomscrolling “the media i consumed”
bitch you was doomscrolling on substack i was doomscrolling on xiaohongshu we’re the same and yet I AM better than you
bitch you was doomscrolling on substack i was doomscrolling on xiaohongshu we’re the same and yet I AM better than you
Barack “Drone Papa” Obama
November 19, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Barack “Drone Papa” Obama
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May all your holes find glory this holiday season
November 7, 2025 at 10:48 PM
May all your holes find glory this holiday season
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People say Barbie is an unrealistic role model, but what about Mr. Potato Head? I’ve never seen a guy who looks likes that
November 9, 2025 at 5:44 AM
People say Barbie is an unrealistic role model, but what about Mr. Potato Head? I’ve never seen a guy who looks likes that
rapist to rapist communication
Cristiano Ronaldo fulfills his wish to meet Donald Trump during a visit to the White House.
November 19, 2025 at 6:41 PM
rapist to rapist communication
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Obama named her to the US Holocaust Memorial council, by the way
I'm struck by this clip of former Obama speechwriter Sarah Hurwitz saying Holocaust education has backfired in part because people Palestinians as victims: "They think the lesson of the Holocaust is…you fight the big powerful people hurting the weak people."
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November 19, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Obama named her to the US Holocaust Memorial council, by the way
i need to fuck a brazilian bisexual
November 19, 2025 at 6:25 PM
i need to fuck a brazilian bisexual
i unironically miss LMFAO like my niece and I might just need to start making music cause i need that party rock spirit back
November 19, 2025 at 5:09 PM
i unironically miss LMFAO like my niece and I might just need to start making music cause i need that party rock spirit back
all of them?
November 19, 2025 at 5:16 AM
all of them?
and somehow thanksgiving is next week?
November 19, 2025 at 2:40 AM
and somehow thanksgiving is next week?
i love this tweet
sorry aoc is like the sam altman of electoral politics to me she just keeps lying and everyone is like thank you for the lie would you like more leverage as a treat,
November 19, 2025 at 2:30 AM
i love this tweet
just found out tomorrow’s not thursday fuck everybody, genuinely
November 19, 2025 at 2:28 AM
just found out tomorrow’s not thursday fuck everybody, genuinely
im crying i just pulled some clothes out the washer and my headphones were there and im trying to see if they work after getting wet and they sound better than before ctfuuuuuuu
November 19, 2025 at 1:26 AM
im crying i just pulled some clothes out the washer and my headphones were there and im trying to see if they work after getting wet and they sound better than before ctfuuuuuuu
y’all what’s the name of the white actor that was beating black people up in his young white misunderstood teenage years? the name is either matt or mark but we have a few of those
November 19, 2025 at 1:09 AM
y’all what’s the name of the white actor that was beating black people up in his young white misunderstood teenage years? the name is either matt or mark but we have a few of those
no way something’s up
The U.S. Senate has agreed (by unanimous consent) to pass the Epstein files bill once it is sent over. It will then be sent to Trump’s desk.
(apnews.com/article/epstei…)
(apnews.com/article/epstei…)
November 18, 2025 at 10:52 PM
no way something’s up
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MTV didn’t just play music — it shaped and documented the culture around it. This era of programming defined a generation.
November 18, 2025 at 1:15 AM
MTV didn’t just play music — it shaped and documented the culture around it. This era of programming defined a generation.
oh please the files are probably mostly clean now
The U.S. House votes (427–1) to force the release of the Epstein files, sending the bill to the Senate.
November 18, 2025 at 10:50 PM
oh please the files are probably mostly clean now
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sorry man we're not doing this. time to go
Plaskett: You want to talk about texting felons, how often do you text President Donald J. Trump?
November 18, 2025 at 9:38 PM
sorry man we're not doing this. time to go
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Now might be a good time to ask your immigrant neighbors if you can help with errands
I just saw them grab a random man getting groceries at walmart.
Hey yall…. Get your people off the streets!!!!!
It’s slippery on the streets!
It’s slippery on the streets!
November 18, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Now might be a good time to ask your immigrant neighbors if you can help with errands
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The crime is not what we were doing protesting in the 10th floor elevator lobby of 26 Federal Plaza.
The crime is what ICE agents are doing on the other side of the door.
The crime is what ICE agents are doing on the other side of the door.
NEW: Brad Lander says he wants a trial, not a deal to drop his charge stemming from an arrest by ICE.
After Arrest by ICE, City Comptroller Rejects Deal and Seeks Trial
Other officials arrested while protesting at 26 Federal Plaza in September will have their federal charges dropped if they avoid arrest inside a federal building for six months.
www.thecity.nyc
November 18, 2025 at 10:12 PM
The crime is not what we were doing protesting in the 10th floor elevator lobby of 26 Federal Plaza.
The crime is what ICE agents are doing on the other side of the door.
The crime is what ICE agents are doing on the other side of the door.
i have locked in today in ways i have not since i was like 20 years old
November 18, 2025 at 10:43 PM
i have locked in today in ways i have not since i was like 20 years old
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what’s worst that recovering from a tooth extraction? getting your period while recovering from a tooth extraction
November 16, 2025 at 12:26 AM
what’s worst that recovering from a tooth extraction? getting your period while recovering from a tooth extraction
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This is also my reaction when I learn I'm going to have lunch with 4 trans women
Pope Leo XIV Will Have Lunch With 4 Trans Women in "Unprecedented" Meeting
https://www.them.us/story/pope-leo-xiv-lunch-trans-activists-alesia-nobile
https://www.them.us/story/pope-leo-xiv-lunch-trans-activists-alesia-nobile
November 15, 2025 at 1:03 AM
This is also my reaction when I learn I'm going to have lunch with 4 trans women
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Bill Clinton was the most powerful man in the world, and Monica Lewinsky was an intern and his subordinate, and in any other workplace that would be called sexual harassment, and if you don't take power dynamics into account when you talk about things like this, you don't actually understand consent
November 15, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Bill Clinton was the most powerful man in the world, and Monica Lewinsky was an intern and his subordinate, and in any other workplace that would be called sexual harassment, and if you don't take power dynamics into account when you talk about things like this, you don't actually understand consent