Jesse Mac
@jessemackinnon.com
A bolt of lightning, on a night unlooked for, smote the ancient oak and split it in twain. Long had it stood, a seemingly permanent witness to ages. The sudden fire revealed truth within: hidden rot, a hollow heart, and slow decay beneath its bark.
Pinned
“Gay race communist”
This is what I lead with on Tinder.
This is what I lead with on Tinder.
December 30, 2025 at 1:22 AM
“Gay race communist”
This is what I lead with on Tinder.
This is what I lead with on Tinder.
I fell asleep during ZOOTOPIA 2. What I did see of it was lush visually, and some jokes that made me actually laugh out loud.
But what I didn’t see was the movie’s “why”
Nevertheless, my kids enjoyed it, which is all that matters.
But what I didn’t see was the movie’s “why”
Nevertheless, my kids enjoyed it, which is all that matters.
December 29, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I fell asleep during ZOOTOPIA 2. What I did see of it was lush visually, and some jokes that made me actually laugh out loud.
But what I didn’t see was the movie’s “why”
Nevertheless, my kids enjoyed it, which is all that matters.
But what I didn’t see was the movie’s “why”
Nevertheless, my kids enjoyed it, which is all that matters.
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Is this your *next* king?
By the way, Gavin Newsom is apparently raising money to fight AGAINST the billionaire tax. So thoughtful of him to come to their aid at this particular time in history,
December 29, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Is this your *next* king?
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I’m from the Bay Area. I’ve already arranged to be buried in Pleasant Hill, the town where I grew up, in the same cemetery as my great-grandfather and grandparents. My mom plans to be buried there too.
December 28, 2025 at 6:09 AM
I’m from the Bay Area. I’ve already arranged to be buried in Pleasant Hill, the town where I grew up, in the same cemetery as my great-grandfather and grandparents. My mom plans to be buried there too.
AVATAR: FIRE AND ASH was a thinly-veiled remake of AVATAR: WAY OF WATER, which in and of itself a thinly-veiled remake of AVATAR.
Oh hi, FERNGULLY, sorry I didn’t mean to skip you.
Oh hi, FERNGULLY, sorry I didn’t mean to skip you.
December 28, 2025 at 5:07 AM
AVATAR: FIRE AND ASH was a thinly-veiled remake of AVATAR: WAY OF WATER, which in and of itself a thinly-veiled remake of AVATAR.
Oh hi, FERNGULLY, sorry I didn’t mean to skip you.
Oh hi, FERNGULLY, sorry I didn’t mean to skip you.
People who talk at the theater are like house flies: irritating, and you know it would be deeply satisfying to smack one
December 28, 2025 at 2:36 AM
People who talk at the theater are like house flies: irritating, and you know it would be deeply satisfying to smack one
It’s not that I have any special hatred for America, I have a pretty similar disgust for the rest of the world, too
December 28, 2025 at 1:50 AM
It’s not that I have any special hatred for America, I have a pretty similar disgust for the rest of the world, too
When confronted with a new dungeon, my Party managed to convince the local Duergar to Unionize and rebel against the evil Mountain King.
Fucking love this game.
Fucking love this game.
December 27, 2025 at 5:38 PM
When confronted with a new dungeon, my Party managed to convince the local Duergar to Unionize and rebel against the evil Mountain King.
Fucking love this game.
Fucking love this game.
Hey chat is elder care being this stressful the sign of a heathy civilization?
December 27, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Hey chat is elder care being this stressful the sign of a heathy civilization?
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“If I wanted to kill myself, I’d climb to your ego, and jump to your IQ.”
December 26, 2025 at 6:28 AM
“If I wanted to kill myself, I’d climb to your ego, and jump to your IQ.”
Christmas is my favorite holiday by a mile.
I adore the green and red with gold trim. The 18th and 19th century carols are unmatched.
Most important of all, Christmas at its heart is the story of a refugee child whose journey begins in flight and ends in the promise of hope and joy for the world.
I adore the green and red with gold trim. The 18th and 19th century carols are unmatched.
Most important of all, Christmas at its heart is the story of a refugee child whose journey begins in flight and ends in the promise of hope and joy for the world.
December 25, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Christmas is my favorite holiday by a mile.
I adore the green and red with gold trim. The 18th and 19th century carols are unmatched.
Most important of all, Christmas at its heart is the story of a refugee child whose journey begins in flight and ends in the promise of hope and joy for the world.
I adore the green and red with gold trim. The 18th and 19th century carols are unmatched.
Most important of all, Christmas at its heart is the story of a refugee child whose journey begins in flight and ends in the promise of hope and joy for the world.
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Extremely funny to call the pope “holier-than-thou”
December 25, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Extremely funny to call the pope “holier-than-thou”
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In her Christmas card to me, my daughter Athena called me "sweet, kind, and respectful"
Oddly precise for a 10 year old, but I do hope that sets what she expects from men for the rest of her life.
Oddly precise for a 10 year old, but I do hope that sets what she expects from men for the rest of her life.
December 24, 2025 at 8:37 PM
In her Christmas card to me, my daughter Athena called me "sweet, kind, and respectful"
Oddly precise for a 10 year old, but I do hope that sets what she expects from men for the rest of her life.
Oddly precise for a 10 year old, but I do hope that sets what she expects from men for the rest of her life.
You are more than your ability to be productive to Industrial Capitalism
December 25, 2025 at 1:21 AM
You are more than your ability to be productive to Industrial Capitalism
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Officially, seven people have died in ICE detention this month. Thinking about the way the Trump admin vanishes both people and data, I suspect the real number is higher.
December Was Deadliest Month in Deadliest Year in ICE Custody Deaths
There has been an alarming spike in immigrants dying while in ICE detention during the Trump administration.
newrepublic.com
December 24, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Officially, seven people have died in ICE detention this month. Thinking about the way the Trump admin vanishes both people and data, I suspect the real number is higher.
In her Christmas card to me, my daughter Athena called me "sweet, kind, and respectful"
Oddly precise for a 10 year old, but I do hope that sets what she expects from men for the rest of her life.
Oddly precise for a 10 year old, but I do hope that sets what she expects from men for the rest of her life.
December 24, 2025 at 8:37 PM
In her Christmas card to me, my daughter Athena called me "sweet, kind, and respectful"
Oddly precise for a 10 year old, but I do hope that sets what she expects from men for the rest of her life.
Oddly precise for a 10 year old, but I do hope that sets what she expects from men for the rest of her life.
i think that local synagogues should organize pairing jews with local misanthropes who just want to eat chinese food and watch movies on Christmas
December 24, 2025 at 4:18 PM
i think that local synagogues should organize pairing jews with local misanthropes who just want to eat chinese food and watch movies on Christmas
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And Tiny Tim, WHO COULD NOT DIE, crawled on under the glare of the dying sun
December 24, 2025 at 10:56 AM
And Tiny Tim, WHO COULD NOT DIE, crawled on under the glare of the dying sun
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"It is logically impossible to simultaneously be evil, corrupt, and incompetent" is an absolutely amazing take to have in the year of 2025
December 23, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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Speedily running towards an expansion of mass incarceration.
"porch piracy" is theft. it's illegal in every single state. in states with expansive statutes, this could even be burglary. there is no evidence that local police or prosecutors are unable to handle this. and existing federal law on interstate transportation of stolen property can handle big cases.
December 23, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Speedily running towards an expansion of mass incarceration.
My victories in 2025:
December 23, 2025 at 7:04 PM
My victories in 2025:
I am going to use John Carpenter’s THEY LIVE as a teaching tool for my Economics class
December 23, 2025 at 3:59 PM
I am going to use John Carpenter’s THEY LIVE as a teaching tool for my Economics class
I really hate that there are actual places on Planet Earth where Christians get persecuted.
I doubly despise these wealthy mega-church charlatans preaching that there’s somehow persecution of Christians in America.
I see your Rolex, buddy, you seem to be doing just fine.
I doubly despise these wealthy mega-church charlatans preaching that there’s somehow persecution of Christians in America.
I see your Rolex, buddy, you seem to be doing just fine.
December 23, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I really hate that there are actual places on Planet Earth where Christians get persecuted.
I doubly despise these wealthy mega-church charlatans preaching that there’s somehow persecution of Christians in America.
I see your Rolex, buddy, you seem to be doing just fine.
I doubly despise these wealthy mega-church charlatans preaching that there’s somehow persecution of Christians in America.
I see your Rolex, buddy, you seem to be doing just fine.