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He/Him. Go Sounders! #LFC - FCGH
OK but why are so many of these Epstien emails "could have been a text"?
November 13, 2025 at 4:04 AM
This is a beautiful tribute to a friend.
November 12, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Hell yeah!
Seattle Mayor -- UPDATE:

- ☑️ Katie Wilson - 137,217 (50.25%)
- Bruce Harrell - 135,871 (49.75%)

We project that Katie Wilson will be the next mayor of Seattle.
November 12, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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My last word on the matter
November 11, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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Bracketing that they absolutely failed here. And bracketing that such a failure reflects a dearth of discipline, understanding, and acumen...

They just don't got the juice, man. Absolutely sauceless leadership.
CNN: Was the shutdown worth it?

HAKEEM JEFFRIES: We have waged a battle on behalf of the American people.

CNN: But you didn't get what you want.

JEFFRIES: At the end of the day, the fight lives on.
November 11, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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Katie Wilson leads Bruce Harrell by 91 votes in Seattle's mayoral race, erasing a 4,300-vote deficit following today's drop that added 40,000 ballots to the tally.

Harrell - 133,378 (49.79%)
Wilson - 133,469 (49.83%)

Next results update Tuesday.
Katie Wilson now trails Bruce Harrell by 4,300 votes in Seattle's mayoral race, cutting her deficit by more than half following Friday's drop that added approximately 57,000 ballots to the tally.

Harrell - 116,435 (50.74%)
Wilson - 112,135 (48.86%)

Next results update Monday.
November 11, 2025 at 12:00 AM
November 11, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Running for office on a new platform. The idea is all Healthcare for everyone is paid for by billionaires. Directly. You need a prescription? Warren Buffet pays for it. Surgery? That's gonna be Musk. Hospital stay? Thanks Bill Gates. No insurance, just them paying full cost for all of it.
November 10, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Democrats love to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory
November 10, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Me watching F1 qualifying and seeing Max out in Q1
a black and white cartoon of a man holding a sign that says ' sickos ' .
Alt: Yes...Ha Ha Ha.....YES - sickos
media.tenor.com
November 10, 2025 at 8:02 AM
What is the point of Democrats?
November 9, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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Thomas Pynchon's appearance on the Simpsons
November 9, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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So it turns out... the US air travel system was incredibly, deeply dependent on federal funding to just run day-to-day all this time, to the benefit of private airline shareholders, when everyone thinks that state-run trains are leeching off the government. Weird!
November 9, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.
A Sharon Begley byline, almost 5 years after her death.

Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."

Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
🧪🧬🧫
James Watson, dead at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers
James Watson, the co-discoverer of the structure of DNA who died Thursday at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers.
www.statnews.com
November 9, 2025 at 12:55 AM
What a weird fucking Sounders season that was
November 9, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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Stefan Frei is and always shall be a Sounders legend. Whatever the outcome today that doesn't change.
November 8, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Stefan Frei is and always shall be a Sounders legend. Whatever the outcome today that doesn't change.
November 8, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I guess being on a plane during this match is a blessing.....
November 8, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Can confirm these are AWESOME! I've got one on my wall
These skateboards are incredible. A very small number were made expressly for us by Bear Walker. We've been giving a few away every year, and they're almost gone. You want one? Donate. Every $10 gets you a chance to win it.

One will be raffled off at 3pm PT. 45 minutes.

DONATE: bit.ly/CGELGlenn25
November 8, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Counterpoint: perfect time
#MNUFC hadn't had a player sent off all season.

This was not a good time to snap that streak.
November 8, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Well, I can't watch from this flight, but go Sounders.
November 8, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Bleed American is a perfect album
November 8, 2025 at 8:45 PM
This is criminal. Also maybe subscribe to @techpod.content.town so Will can keep his insurance.
The dril candles tweet, except instead of candles, my shitty health insurance that I can’t afford to actually use unless it’s a drop dead emergency is literally going to cost $3800/month next year.
November 8, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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It's actually not swindling to tell people what they want to hear if you actually intend on doing those things. Swindling would be something like, just for example, announcing a fake Hyperloop system solely to kill California's high speed rail initiative.
November 8, 2025 at 11:57 AM