Crocky Jeremy
@jerothom44.bsky.social
Amateur dog walker. My favorite plane is the A 10 Thunderbolt II. I put ketchup on hot dogs. This may become a Crocky J stan account.
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✨ It's perfecty legal to refuse to hire forner CBP and ICE employees. Throw those resumes in the trash. ✨
January 9, 2026 at 3:39 AM
✨ It's perfecty legal to refuse to hire forner CBP and ICE employees. Throw those resumes in the trash. ✨
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The Spanish version is “the left liberates, the right oppresses” and once I learned that, both screws and politics made more sense
the single line that has saved me the most hassle in my life is "lefty loosey righty tighty"
January 7, 2026 at 3:47 PM
The Spanish version is “the left liberates, the right oppresses” and once I learned that, both screws and politics made more sense
Is it me or does it seem like everyone who drives a Corvette is an absolute trash bag?
January 7, 2026 at 2:43 AM
Is it me or does it seem like everyone who drives a Corvette is an absolute trash bag?
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"America is an oil company with an army."
—George Carlin
—George Carlin
January 4, 2026 at 7:21 PM
"America is an oil company with an army."
—George Carlin
—George Carlin
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all this is both foolish and unnecessary
January 4, 2026 at 9:47 PM
all this is both foolish and unnecessary
Dear Greenland, instead of fighting the inevitable invasion and annexation, start picking out names for your NFL expansion team. Perhaps the Nuuk Seals? Maybe the Sisimiut Narwhals? Look on the bright side is all I'm saying.
January 4, 2026 at 8:57 PM
Dear Greenland, instead of fighting the inevitable invasion and annexation, start picking out names for your NFL expansion team. Perhaps the Nuuk Seals? Maybe the Sisimiut Narwhals? Look on the bright side is all I'm saying.
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this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
January 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
I walked by Ted Danson and Mary Steenburgen at LAX. I was staring in disbelief cause I was one minute off the plane and boom a celebrity couple. Ted caught me staring and smirked.
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 30, 2025 at 4:45 AM
I walked by Ted Danson and Mary Steenburgen at LAX. I was staring in disbelief cause I was one minute off the plane and boom a celebrity couple. Ted caught me staring and smirked.
Is it Cake? would be a great name for a Cake cover band. Who plays trumpet? I already have a vibroslap.
December 29, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Is it Cake? would be a great name for a Cake cover band. Who plays trumpet? I already have a vibroslap.
"Thanks for all the birthday wishes, I'm truly blessed "
--Jesus on Facebook tomorrow
--Jesus on Facebook tomorrow
December 26, 2025 at 5:04 AM
"Thanks for all the birthday wishes, I'm truly blessed "
--Jesus on Facebook tomorrow
--Jesus on Facebook tomorrow
I got an idea for the new stadium. Put the whole thing on tank treads and we'll do split custody. 4 games in MO, 4 games in Kansas. Playoff games alternate every year.
December 23, 2025 at 1:19 PM
I got an idea for the new stadium. Put the whole thing on tank treads and we'll do split custody. 4 games in MO, 4 games in Kansas. Playoff games alternate every year.
Seems like Lin-Manuel Miranda could make bank with a rap version of the Nativity. It would also trigger the poo out of MAGA, especially if he leaned into the fact that Jesus wasn't white. This is what I want for Christmas next year. Yo come let us adore him!
December 23, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Seems like Lin-Manuel Miranda could make bank with a rap version of the Nativity. It would also trigger the poo out of MAGA, especially if he leaned into the fact that Jesus wasn't white. This is what I want for Christmas next year. Yo come let us adore him!
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The Trump supporter who runs CBS news just killed a story about Trump’s favorite torture prison. Here’s why America has a liberal media bias problem.
December 22, 2025 at 3:03 AM
The Trump supporter who runs CBS news just killed a story about Trump’s favorite torture prison. Here’s why America has a liberal media bias problem.
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Chicago is having none of this administration's BS.
December 20, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Chicago is having none of this administration's BS.
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Since he likes slapping his name on everything, let’s call them The Trump-Epstein Files.
December 20, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Since he likes slapping his name on everything, let’s call them The Trump-Epstein Files.
Halloween is a long ways off but I think I'm gonna buy a bunch of those little rubber ducks, glue them all over and go as a Jeep owner who has been in a wreck.
December 17, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Halloween is a long ways off but I think I'm gonna buy a bunch of those little rubber ducks, glue them all over and go as a Jeep owner who has been in a wreck.
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Someday he will be gone. But we will never forgive or forget the people who supported him.
December 16, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Someday he will be gone. But we will never forgive or forget the people who supported him.
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not the kind of behavior I expect from the winner of the fifa peace prize
December 15, 2025 at 7:28 PM
not the kind of behavior I expect from the winner of the fifa peace prize
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Rob Reiner had one of the most wide-ranging audiences of any American filmmaker. People rewatch his films with nostalgia and joy. They quote them with parents and pass them down to children.
Ignore the other one's commentary. It's like a black hole commenting on the sun.
Ignore the other one's commentary. It's like a black hole commenting on the sun.
December 15, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Rob Reiner had one of the most wide-ranging audiences of any American filmmaker. People rewatch his films with nostalgia and joy. They quote them with parents and pass them down to children.
Ignore the other one's commentary. It's like a black hole commenting on the sun.
Ignore the other one's commentary. It's like a black hole commenting on the sun.
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This entire weekend
December 15, 2025 at 3:58 AM
This entire weekend
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If you want to help the Brown University community, donate blood.
Donations in NYC, KC, MN, Nebraska, or Delaware will supply Rhode Island and the Brown Community.
www.ribc.org/donate-blood/
Donations in NYC, KC, MN, Nebraska, or Delaware will supply Rhode Island and the Brown Community.
www.ribc.org/donate-blood/
Donate Blood
Check your eligibility to donate blood, learn about the process and why blood matters, and enroll in a RIBC Donor Loyalty Rewards programs.
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December 13, 2025 at 11:36 PM
If you want to help the Brown University community, donate blood.
Donations in NYC, KC, MN, Nebraska, or Delaware will supply Rhode Island and the Brown Community.
www.ribc.org/donate-blood/
Donations in NYC, KC, MN, Nebraska, or Delaware will supply Rhode Island and the Brown Community.
www.ribc.org/donate-blood/