Angry Cephalopod
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We must always believe that worse things are possible
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Angry Cephalopod
@jephalopod.bsky.social
· Jan 17
Kamala Harris should have been AG
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I am tired of outsider rebels. I want to hear about square bureaucrats doing their hardest to improve the lives of The People.
Ah great another show about what if governance is evil
January 18, 2026 at 8:00 PM
I am tired of outsider rebels. I want to hear about square bureaucrats doing their hardest to improve the lives of The People.
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You have to block them immediately. The full nuclear. They are only here to make folks angry, and that can’t happen if we lock them out.
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January 16, 2026 at 11:59 PM
You have to block them immediately. The full nuclear. They are only here to make folks angry, and that can’t happen if we lock them out.
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this is fucking incredible
January 15, 2026 at 9:14 PM
this is fucking incredible
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This year I’m going to be kinder, more positive, work harder, and put more faith in myself until the very first minor obstacle throws me off for the next 350+ days
January 1, 2026 at 5:13 PM
This year I’m going to be kinder, more positive, work harder, and put more faith in myself until the very first minor obstacle throws me off for the next 350+ days
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If people in the 70s expected flying cars and interplanetary travel, it's because they were dopes who took The Jetsons literally. Flying cars are stupid and moving to another planet would suck.
December 30, 2025 at 3:02 PM
If people in the 70s expected flying cars and interplanetary travel, it's because they were dopes who took The Jetsons literally. Flying cars are stupid and moving to another planet would suck.
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Every man has a moment where he depressingly realizes a girl was flirting with him 10 years ago.
December 29, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Every man has a moment where he depressingly realizes a girl was flirting with him 10 years ago.
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The It Can Happen Here podcast listed Car Dealerships, Supplement Salesmen, and MLM’s as the unholy power base trinity of the right (you can probably add Silicon Valley to this list too). If any of these were taxed, regulated or curtailed, it would save us all.
December 29, 2025 at 5:05 PM
The It Can Happen Here podcast listed Car Dealerships, Supplement Salesmen, and MLM’s as the unholy power base trinity of the right (you can probably add Silicon Valley to this list too). If any of these were taxed, regulated or curtailed, it would save us all.
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you know, these days, many people time of year. but this season, try when to everything a special time — it just might become which with you
December 25, 2025 at 8:07 PM
you know, these days, many people time of year. but this season, try when to everything a special time — it just might become which with you
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the Falklands war was an act of imperialism by a European country (Argentina, 97% white) against the indigenous people (the English) of the Falklands and their suzerain, a country with substantial populations from the Global South (the UK, 86% white)
December 25, 2025 at 3:50 AM
the Falklands war was an act of imperialism by a European country (Argentina, 97% white) against the indigenous people (the English) of the Falklands and their suzerain, a country with substantial populations from the Global South (the UK, 86% white)
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the Czech Legion needs to be adapted into more settings, because "we're a third party in this civil war and we're going to fight our way to the other side of the world to get home" is awesome (and a great gaming premise)
There's a reason why the Christmas truce is, always, the most interesting story about WWI.
Imagine what you've talked about. Would you talk shit after a goal? Maybe a lot! Maybe not at all.
Imagine what you've talked about. Would you talk shit after a goal? Maybe a lot! Maybe not at all.
December 23, 2025 at 4:34 PM
the Czech Legion needs to be adapted into more settings, because "we're a third party in this civil war and we're going to fight our way to the other side of the world to get home" is awesome (and a great gaming premise)
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Trying not to spiral into bizarro small-c conservatism but is what it means to live in a decadent society? God is dead but the devil lives in the gulf between recognition and action?
December 23, 2025 at 7:52 AM
Trying not to spiral into bizarro small-c conservatism but is what it means to live in a decadent society? God is dead but the devil lives in the gulf between recognition and action?
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Calgacus, Vercingetorix, Hannibal - early advocates of walkable cities
December 21, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Calgacus, Vercingetorix, Hannibal - early advocates of walkable cities
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I mean, when you put it that way, it doesn't sound so bad.
December 13, 2025 at 2:33 AM
I mean, when you put it that way, it doesn't sound so bad.
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I'm sick of being told by grifters and people who can't code their way out of a wet paper bag that soon LLMs will replace programmers. Repeatedly prodding the plagiarism machine until it spits out something that looks right doesn't produce quality and it doesn't produce results we can trust.
December 12, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I'm sick of being told by grifters and people who can't code their way out of a wet paper bag that soon LLMs will replace programmers. Repeatedly prodding the plagiarism machine until it spits out something that looks right doesn't produce quality and it doesn't produce results we can trust.
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They don't want traditional masculine virtues, which is something they give; they want traditional masculine rents, which is something they get.
December 7, 2025 at 2:51 AM
They don't want traditional masculine virtues, which is something they give; they want traditional masculine rents, which is something they get.
November 29, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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haruspexes will literally read the entrails of a goat the day before battle with the athenians and tell you, "the omens are poor, strategos" 🤣🤣🤣
my brother in zeus, you couldn't have told me this before we marched all this way?💯🗣️🔥
my brother in zeus, you couldn't have told me this before we marched all this way?💯🗣️🔥
November 29, 2025 at 4:23 AM
haruspexes will literally read the entrails of a goat the day before battle with the athenians and tell you, "the omens are poor, strategos" 🤣🤣🤣
my brother in zeus, you couldn't have told me this before we marched all this way?💯🗣️🔥
my brother in zeus, you couldn't have told me this before we marched all this way?💯🗣️🔥
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do you love SLEEP and hate HAVING COLDS ALL THE TIME
then BEING PARENT OF PRESCHOOLER may not be for you
then BEING PARENT OF PRESCHOOLER may not be for you
November 10, 2025 at 8:36 PM
do you love SLEEP and hate HAVING COLDS ALL THE TIME
then BEING PARENT OF PRESCHOOLER may not be for you
then BEING PARENT OF PRESCHOOLER may not be for you
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November 9, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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The idea that all this stuff is both fixed and obvious strikes me as…not rigorous.
November 7, 2025 at 12:27 PM
The idea that all this stuff is both fixed and obvious strikes me as…not rigorous.
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We print dollars. We are plenty liquid whenever we need to be. This is where his background as a private businessman completely fails him.
Trump on SNAP: "Our country has to remain very liquid because problems, catastrophes, wars -- it could be anything. We have to remain liquid. We can't give everything away."
November 7, 2025 at 4:12 AM
We print dollars. We are plenty liquid whenever we need to be. This is where his background as a private businessman completely fails him.