The kinds of geopolitical power that are permanently effective and sustainable were too feminine for them
November 16, 2025 at 5:37 PM
The kinds of geopolitical power that are permanently effective and sustainable were too feminine for them
The world was already ours and we’re losing it because zero-sum dipshits thought the order we created to benefit us was bad
November 16, 2025 at 5:35 PM
The world was already ours and we’re losing it because zero-sum dipshits thought the order we created to benefit us was bad
If only it weren’t full of Dutch people
(joking)
(joking)
November 16, 2025 at 12:50 PM
If only it weren’t full of Dutch people
(joking)
(joking)
And we’re going to be announcing some names in two weeks
November 16, 2025 at 12:33 PM
And we’re going to be announcing some names in two weeks
Big animal scientists with tears in their eyes, “sir nobody ever named that animal before,” and believe me, I name so good
November 16, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Big animal scientists with tears in their eyes, “sir nobody ever named that animal before,” and believe me, I name so good
She’s not my type but there’s a scene in The Great when she (as Catharine, of course) coldly commands “go down on me.” And I have to admit I replayed it
November 16, 2025 at 4:57 AM
She’s not my type but there’s a scene in The Great when she (as Catharine, of course) coldly commands “go down on me.” And I have to admit I replayed it
I’m pretty sure that kid at the terminal later played Yossarian in the Catch 22 miniseries (which is good BTW)
November 16, 2025 at 4:02 AM
I’m pretty sure that kid at the terminal later played Yossarian in the Catch 22 miniseries (which is good BTW)
You can totally see generation lead in these charts. Not the most important factor obviously, but it’s there
November 16, 2025 at 3:57 AM
You can totally see generation lead in these charts. Not the most important factor obviously, but it’s there
You had me at butter
November 16, 2025 at 3:45 AM
You had me at butter
Not my business cuz I haven’t played a shoot-em-up since 2012, but their franchise is so old they could literally recycle the single player campaign the way a teen magazine recycles articles
November 16, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Not my business cuz I haven’t played a shoot-em-up since 2012, but their franchise is so old they could literally recycle the single player campaign the way a teen magazine recycles articles
The guy already shot himself once, plus his wife asked to pretty please not let him out of jail, so how long are we gonna have to wait really
November 16, 2025 at 3:12 AM
The guy already shot himself once, plus his wife asked to pretty please not let him out of jail, so how long are we gonna have to wait really
Women are the shit
November 15, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Women are the shit
Well if you think about it we probably do have the first circumcised pope
You’re welcome
You’re welcome
November 15, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Well if you think about it we probably do have the first circumcised pope
You’re welcome
You’re welcome
Clocking in for my shift at the delicatessen. Customers keep asking if they can fuck the ham. Buddy, they won’t even let me fuck it
November 14, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Clocking in for my shift at the delicatessen. Customers keep asking if they can fuck the ham. Buddy, they won’t even let me fuck it
Dear diary, today I got a phone call from Atlantis, the continent between Europe and North America, which exists, currently
November 14, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Dear diary, today I got a phone call from Atlantis, the continent between Europe and North America, which exists, currently
If we had a functioning judiciary they could simply find that payments like these are bills of attainder operating in reverse
November 14, 2025 at 1:54 PM
If we had a functioning judiciary they could simply find that payments like these are bills of attainder operating in reverse
What odds will you give me on whether fuckface can remember who he ran against right now
November 14, 2025 at 5:02 AM
What odds will you give me on whether fuckface can remember who he ran against right now
He asked you though, right? I’d feel weird if he asked me and not you
November 14, 2025 at 4:58 AM
He asked you though, right? I’d feel weird if he asked me and not you
Become Hot with linear algebra
November 14, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Become Hot with linear algebra
The *center* of mass has to be geosynchronous
November 14, 2025 at 4:34 AM
The *center* of mass has to be geosynchronous
It has to go out way past geosynchronous orbit so the centrifugal force of the earths rotation pulls it taut and counteracts the weight of the thing. Not possible to build on earth with any known materials, not enough tensile strength
November 14, 2025 at 4:25 AM
It has to go out way past geosynchronous orbit so the centrifugal force of the earths rotation pulls it taut and counteracts the weight of the thing. Not possible to build on earth with any known materials, not enough tensile strength
Shit’s as serious as murder, and this guy still has to slip in that he’s younger than me
November 14, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Shit’s as serious as murder, and this guy still has to slip in that he’s younger than me
Who the fuck is bill clinton, I’m only 40
November 14, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Who the fuck is bill clinton, I’m only 40
I think it’s important to start repeating — and I think normies will be receptive to it — that voters should refuse to be intimidated. Bomb threats are never real and should be ignored. If I somehow blow up while voting, well fuck me, I regret that I have but one life to lose
November 14, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I think it’s important to start repeating — and I think normies will be receptive to it — that voters should refuse to be intimidated. Bomb threats are never real and should be ignored. If I somehow blow up while voting, well fuck me, I regret that I have but one life to lose
“i am annoyed by people all the time” yeah sorry about that but I’m not gonna stop
November 13, 2025 at 11:02 PM
“i am annoyed by people all the time” yeah sorry about that but I’m not gonna stop