A Groan Ass Man
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Seems like this is one of the places I post now
Pfp is a photo of "Treachery" which is part of Nina Chanel Abney's piece "Hell Hole"
Banner is a photo of a piece in Christy Laguardia's "Toxic, Beautiful" series
Pfp is a photo of "Treachery" which is part of Nina Chanel Abney's piece "Hell Hole"
Banner is a photo of a piece in Christy Laguardia's "Toxic, Beautiful" series
None of the replies or quotes mention that without this, we don't get the Dipset banger
“We Built This City” is a good song, actually www.pastemagazine.com/music/starsh... I never understood the hate for that song. There are truly terrible songs. This isn't one of them.
“We Built This City” is a good song, actually
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December 4, 2025 at 10:45 PM
None of the replies or quotes mention that without this, we don't get the Dipset banger
Kinda been ignoring this app, but I guess that Onion post is going around again because I keep getting notificaties
(I know it's the same # of syllables, but sometimes words are modified for cuteness rather than efficiency)
(I know it's the same # of syllables, but sometimes words are modified for cuteness rather than efficiency)
I think print era was "Secondhand Smoke Linked to Secondhand Coolness"
I think web era is "‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens"
I think web era is "‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens"
December 4, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Kinda been ignoring this app, but I guess that Onion post is going around again because I keep getting notificaties
(I know it's the same # of syllables, but sometimes words are modified for cuteness rather than efficiency)
(I know it's the same # of syllables, but sometimes words are modified for cuteness rather than efficiency)
Judgment Night soundtrack keeps coming up in conversations.
August 30, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Judgment Night soundtrack keeps coming up in conversations.
being an adult isn't always easy, but I have not had to deal with roaming kids pointing and taunting me with chants of "Ring around the collar!" the way I'd expected, so that's a win, I guess
July 16, 2025 at 2:44 PM
being an adult isn't always easy, but I have not had to deal with roaming kids pointing and taunting me with chants of "Ring around the collar!" the way I'd expected, so that's a win, I guess
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Happy Captain Picard Day to all!! 😄
June 16, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Happy Captain Picard Day to all!! 😄
I was at an airport food court, and a lady was getting a lot of attention. I asked one of the people working there who it was, and he exclaimed "it's Nancy!"
I must've stared blankly, because after a brief pause, he followed up with "Kerrigan!"
I must've stared blankly, because after a brief pause, he followed up with "Kerrigan!"
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
June 13, 2025 at 6:07 PM
I was at an airport food court, and a lady was getting a lot of attention. I asked one of the people working there who it was, and he exclaimed "it's Nancy!"
I must've stared blankly, because after a brief pause, he followed up with "Kerrigan!"
I must've stared blankly, because after a brief pause, he followed up with "Kerrigan!"
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I’m just happy I get to know what it feels like to think a moon landing is fake
June 12, 2025 at 10:21 PM
I’m just happy I get to know what it feels like to think a moon landing is fake
I'm kind of online, and kind of a movie person, but I don't see a lot of movies that most people see.
And that's how it took until today to learn that what I thought was a Midsommar meme is actually a star wars meme.
And that's how it took until today to learn that what I thought was a Midsommar meme is actually a star wars meme.
June 11, 2025 at 9:19 PM
I'm kind of online, and kind of a movie person, but I don't see a lot of movies that most people see.
And that's how it took until today to learn that what I thought was a Midsommar meme is actually a star wars meme.
And that's how it took until today to learn that what I thought was a Midsommar meme is actually a star wars meme.
really looking forward to seeing waiting for godot
June 6, 2025 at 4:46 PM
really looking forward to seeing waiting for godot
Wheee! New music for the long weekend, on glittery red sawblade vinyl
May 23, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Wheee! New music for the long weekend, on glittery red sawblade vinyl
watching Wild Things on Criterion Channel...
May 4, 2025 at 2:26 AM
watching Wild Things on Criterion Channel...
tfw everyone says goodbye and you're sure that you'll exit zoom first, but somehow you find yourself staring at a giant screen of your stupid face because once again you neglected the confirmation pop-up
May 1, 2025 at 1:44 AM
tfw everyone says goodbye and you're sure that you'll exit zoom first, but somehow you find yourself staring at a giant screen of your stupid face because once again you neglected the confirmation pop-up
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Is post-human synonymous with post-apocalyptic? Or is that just human narcissism invading the definition of the word?
These are rhetorical questions, haha. Just want to interrogate the assumption that they are the same thing when they are not.
These are rhetorical questions, haha. Just want to interrogate the assumption that they are the same thing when they are not.
April 18, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Is post-human synonymous with post-apocalyptic? Or is that just human narcissism invading the definition of the word?
These are rhetorical questions, haha. Just want to interrogate the assumption that they are the same thing when they are not.
These are rhetorical questions, haha. Just want to interrogate the assumption that they are the same thing when they are not.
Growing up in the 70s/80s with an older half-brother who was gay, I think the empathy extended naturally for me.
I do remember reading Fletch and the Widow Bradley as a pre-teen, and it was either that or a movie of the week that gave me a specific person to consider
I do remember reading Fletch and the Widow Bradley as a pre-teen, and it was either that or a movie of the week that gave me a specific person to consider
cis folks, i'm curious for you to share answers, if you want:
what made you start caring about trans rights? who'd you know/what happened? tell me the story.
what made you start caring about trans rights? who'd you know/what happened? tell me the story.
April 18, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Growing up in the 70s/80s with an older half-brother who was gay, I think the empathy extended naturally for me.
I do remember reading Fletch and the Widow Bradley as a pre-teen, and it was either that or a movie of the week that gave me a specific person to consider
I do remember reading Fletch and the Widow Bradley as a pre-teen, and it was either that or a movie of the week that gave me a specific person to consider
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i don't get ewesky. all the bleets are like "baby sheep, never shorn." i just don't get it
April 18, 2025 at 10:47 PM
i don't get ewesky. all the bleets are like "baby sheep, never shorn." i just don't get it
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stocks keep going up and down bc the invisible hand of the market is making the jacking off motion
April 10, 2025 at 2:41 AM
stocks keep going up and down bc the invisible hand of the market is making the jacking off motion
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Was reminded of this all-time Tumblr post
April 2, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Was reminded of this all-time Tumblr post
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your ass is grass and i'm gonna touch it
March 30, 2025 at 2:45 PM
your ass is grass and i'm gonna touch it
OK, Maria Chàvez + Victoria Shen + Mariam Rezaei officially surpassed this, both in terms of talent (tbh many reached that bar) and the all-important "lol, I'm grinning like an idiot"factor
While it's not officially part of the Big Ears music festival, hearing this dance remix of "Hey, We Want Some Pussy" while taking a break to read at Hello Tea House has been my musical highlight so far
March 29, 2025 at 4:33 AM
OK, Maria Chàvez + Victoria Shen + Mariam Rezaei officially surpassed this, both in terms of talent (tbh many reached that bar) and the all-important "lol, I'm grinning like an idiot"factor
While it's not officially part of the Big Ears music festival, hearing this dance remix of "Hey, We Want Some Pussy" while taking a break to read at Hello Tea House has been my musical highlight so far
March 28, 2025 at 7:28 PM
While it's not officially part of the Big Ears music festival, hearing this dance remix of "Hey, We Want Some Pussy" while taking a break to read at Hello Tea House has been my musical highlight so far
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[transsexual sterling archer voice]
wait, wait—i had something for this.
wait, wait—i had something for this.
March 25, 2025 at 2:04 AM
[transsexual sterling archer voice]
wait, wait—i had something for this.
wait, wait—i had something for this.
Sitting up front at comedy shows can be uncomfortable, especially in venues without a traditional stage. But last night, I got a fist bump from Amy Miller. Tonight, a flirty leg touch from Caitlin Peluffo. Raleigh comedy festival (@ State of Beer) was a good time
March 23, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Sitting up front at comedy shows can be uncomfortable, especially in venues without a traditional stage. But last night, I got a fist bump from Amy Miller. Tonight, a flirty leg touch from Caitlin Peluffo. Raleigh comedy festival (@ State of Beer) was a good time
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VAN HALEN: i’m hot for teacher
OEDIPUS: you’re home schooled, too?
OEDIPUS: you’re home schooled, too?
March 21, 2025 at 10:38 PM
VAN HALEN: i’m hot for teacher
OEDIPUS: you’re home schooled, too?
OEDIPUS: you’re home schooled, too?
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first thing I did as a ghost was pass through a wall. it was cool but what they don’t tell you is that your ghost clothes don’t come through with you, so you still gotta walk all the way back around to put them back on. also the inside of the wall was gross
March 18, 2025 at 10:23 PM
first thing I did as a ghost was pass through a wall. it was cool but what they don’t tell you is that your ghost clothes don’t come through with you, so you still gotta walk all the way back around to put them back on. also the inside of the wall was gross
Talked to my sister yesterday and found out any time she takes the kids to an activity at a country club, they ask "is this the place Uncle Jeff yelled 'Die Fascist Pigs!'?"
Apparently I yelled it out the car window as we left from picking one of them up from an activity when I visited years ago
Apparently I yelled it out the car window as we left from picking one of them up from an activity when I visited years ago
March 16, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Talked to my sister yesterday and found out any time she takes the kids to an activity at a country club, they ask "is this the place Uncle Jeff yelled 'Die Fascist Pigs!'?"
Apparently I yelled it out the car window as we left from picking one of them up from an activity when I visited years ago
Apparently I yelled it out the car window as we left from picking one of them up from an activity when I visited years ago